Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:15 PM
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who cooks fish in the microwave at work.
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Orange Immortal [65822]
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... and leaves the microwave beeping telling you it is finished.***
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:15 PM
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Then leaves his dirty dishes in the breakroom sink for someone else to clean***
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:09 PM
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CU Medallion [18685]
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I throw those in the trash.
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:19 PM
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oh well
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Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
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Sep 18, 2024, 6:55 PM
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Classic!!!
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Re: And stops microwave early without clearing remaining cook time***
Sep 19, 2024, 10:25 PM
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LOL
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:17 PM
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Do you expect him to eat it cold?
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TigerNet Champion [117056]
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He also puts Ketch-up on his steak***
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:18 PM
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Legend [6673]
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Re: He also puts Ketch-up on his steak***
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:19 PM
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Blasphemy
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Re: He also puts Ketch-up on his steak***
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:24 PM
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The Donald also eats his steak with ketchup, and likes it cooked well-done.
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TigerNet HOFer [124906]
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Take it to the correct board, troll***
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:22 PM
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Dave is the kind of guy who takes a dump and leaves the bathroom without washing his hands.
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Tiger Spirit [9179]
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Can confirm.
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:33 PM
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He used to work for me.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:38 PM
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That talks to his Mother in the break room at work at top decibel for 30 minutes ignoring his coworkers on their break.
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Orange Immortal [62839]
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I'd be shocked if Dumb Dave knew how to operate a microwave.
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:43 PM
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Maybe if there were a button with a picture of a fish on it. Maybe.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:46 PM
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This is TU-able
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:50 PM
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He is the kind of guy who washes and waxes his car in the rain!
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:49 PM
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Who pees sitting down but forgets to put the seat down afterwards.
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Orange Beast [6461]
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Dave Doreen uses Miracle Whip***
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:52 PM
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Orange Beast [6461]
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Burns the popcorn in the microwave***
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Sep 18, 2024, 1:53 PM
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He's the kind of guy that pops ya in the keester and doesn't give ya reach aroun***
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Dave Doeren is the kind of guy that doesn't let you out in traffic...
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:02 PM
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then rolls up his window and pretends he doesn't see you when you get out with a hickory stick and beat his headlights in and point at him through the windshield and tell him his face is next, lol.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy that doesn't let you out in traffic...
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:03 PM
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Dynasty Maker [3426]
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Dave is the kind of guy that lane splits and causes an accident on a Friday
Sep 19, 2024, 11:53 PM
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afternoon commute.
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Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:03 PM
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who got proposed to.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:36 PM
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Are you saying you’d say no if ol’ Brad popped the question at a nice restaurant?
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Only if it's Hyman's
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and poops in the stall next to you with no courtesy flush!***
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:28 PM
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Who puts an empty ice tray in the freezer.***
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:30 PM
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:34 PM
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Who talks loudly on speakerphone everywhere he goes in public
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:37 PM
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who shoplifts at a yard sale.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:39 PM
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lol, that is how I met my 3rd wife
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Tell her she still owes me seventy five cents for that commemortive Elvis plate.
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:47 PM
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:50 PM
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Tosses trash out of his car window.
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Leaves his shopping cart in the parking space***
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... and parks his moped in the middle of a car parking space.
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Sep 18, 2024, 2:58 PM
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Mostly at Walmart and Dollar General.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 3:01 PM
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Dave doeren doesn’t post replies in the subject line.
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Orange Beast [6461]
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Eats a burrito in the middle***
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Re: Eats a burrito in the middle***
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And how do you eat them, Tito Fuente?
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And steals the piece of cake you brought
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Sep 18, 2024, 3:07 PM
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out of the fridge, even though you wrote your name on the bag.
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... who uses paper straws.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 3:19 PM
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Steals laptops to find secret information and who got sick on corndogs a couple weeks ago!
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Game Changer [1825]
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Who wants a word with you about those TPS reports***
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... who's seen Taylor Swift live. Twice.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 5:13 PM
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who cooks fish in the microwave at work.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 5:27 PM
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Who hits from the ladies tees.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 5:40 PM
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That will leave the waitress/waiter a $1 tip on a $200 tab
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 5:45 PM
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Plugs up the toilet at your house and expects you to clear it.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 5:59 PM
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And pours ketchup on it
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Bleah, that is awful....
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 6:41 PM
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parks in handicap spaces without the handicap tag.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 19, 2024, 5:31 AM
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parks in handicap spaces without the handicap tag.
Even though he mentality qualifies!
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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who cooks fish in the microwave at work.
With brussel sprouts.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 6:52 PM
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Who eats a hamburger with a fork and knife
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Im the type of guy that would
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Sep 18, 2024, 7:02 PM
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Take a dump in the upper tank of Dave Doren’s toilet after eating his microwaved fish dinner.
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And broccoli***
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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who cooks fish in the microwave at work.
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That pees sitting down???***
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 10:32 PM
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That watches from a chair in the bedroom corner
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 18, 2024, 10:36 PM
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who makes eye contact through the crack in the bathroom stall door.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 19, 2024, 8:50 AM
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Bump!
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Game Changer [1664]
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... who drinks chardonnay.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Sep 19, 2024, 12:41 PM
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Dave Doeren has a kind face- the kind I’d like to punch.
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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
Sep 20, 2024, 8:34 AM
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That takes a 4 year old's Ipad and screams you are stealing my plays!! After taking the kids hand towel!
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LOL, reminds me. My boss at my "retirement" job was an Indian, and the
Sep 20, 2024, 8:37 AM
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curry type stuff he used to throw in the microwave for lunch would just about clear out the building.
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