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An uninspired 'Dad Joke' Wednesday...

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Salty55®

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An uninspired 'Dad Joke' Wednesday...

Mar 19, 2025, 7:59 AM

Feelin' salty...guess it's only natural.

A stranger approached me at a restaurant and said, "You shouldn't eat red meat." "My grandma lived to be 95", I replied. "Oh, so she ate red meat?", asked the nosey stranger. "Nope", I said..."She minded her own business!"

English lesson:
Tsunami....the 'T' is silent
Honest.....the 'H' is silent
Psychology.the 'P' is silent
Knife......the 'K' is silent
Wife.......the Husband is silent

Class dismissed...

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Re: An uninspired 'Dad Joke' Wednesday...

Mar 19, 2025, 8:08 AM

Sadly, I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned...

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Silent H

Mar 19, 2025, 8:11 AM

One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc.?

My English Teacher said, " We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent " I was even more confused .

During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the empty container!

My English Teacher said "What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container".

I replied, "Oh, I thought 'H' was silent".

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Re: An uninspired 'Dad Joke' Wednesday...

Mar 19, 2025, 8:20 AM

19. What did Pongo and Perdita say after they did the deed?
“That hit the spot.”

20. Are you a pie?
Because I’d like a piece of you.

21. How did the police catch the naked man breaking into Zales?
They grabbed him by the jewels.

22. What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs.

23. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to his new love interest?
Show me the honey.

24. Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle. Want to hear a clean joke? The white horse took a bath.