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ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2022, 11:57 AM
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The thought, even now, only sickens -
Our Tigers laid eggs, not the chickens.
You wanna see rage
Unfold on a stage?
These Heels will receive some @$$ kickin’s.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2022, 12:41 PM
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Hand Mafah the ball and we’ll bruise ‘em,
Then line Shipley up and let’s use him
To wear their butts out.
If passing’s in doubt,
Let’s smash up their D and abuse ‘em.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2022, 12:52 PM
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Dabo went out to Texas
To find a kid with reflexes
He said he would play ‘m but DJ’s at the plate
As a one man gang who can’t shoot straight.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2022, 1:13 PM
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Big Cinco he calls himself
There the bravado and confidence ends
His greatest feat was his NIL take
(After one showing and one game, his DrPepper commercial was never seen again)
But so what! He has at least 2 great fans
They NEVER tire of watching his listless show
Lumbering languidity served up again THIS Saturday
Because SURELY he can beat a Tar Hole!
FREE CADE!!!!!!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2022, 1:13 PM
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Big Cinco he calls himself
There the bravado and confidence ends
His greatest feat was his NIL take
(After one showing and one game, his DrPepper commercial was never seen again)
But so what! He has at least 2 great fans
They NEVER tire of watching his listless show
Lumbering languidity served up again THIS Saturday
Because SURELY he can beat a Tar Hole!
FREE CADE!!!!!!
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Starter [361]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2022, 1:13 PM
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Big Cinco he calls himself
There the bravado and confidence ends
His greatest feat was his NIL take
(After one showing and one game, his DrPepper commercial was never seen again)
But so what! He has at least 2 great fans
They NEVER tire of watching his listless show
Lumbering languidity served up again THIS Saturday
Because SURELY he can beat a Tar Hole!
FREE CADE!!!!!!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2022, 1:33 PM
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The Tarheel defense is abysmal.
Their failures are quite paroxysmal
Despite Drake Maye’s flash.
For all their panache,
Their chances this week are quite dismal.
Might see our rushing yards above 300 this week…
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2022, 1:46 PM
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Mack Brown is a growing concern.
If he can’t find out how to burn
Some calories quick,
He’s gonna get sick -
The guy can’t do health worth a durn.
Might have a lil’ touch of the beetus…
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2022, 9:08 PM
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“The game’s on,” he cried, “Fetch my claret!
Our boys in the argyle do wear it
So handsomely, no?”
She said, “Pity, though -
No bball tonight. I can’t bear it.”
- literally every single UNC couple on Saturday
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2022, 9:16 PM
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The Tigers will certainly thrill us -
We’ll beat UNC, which will fill us
With much needed peace.
Dear Team Wine-n-Cheese,
Mack Brown is “The Office”s Phyllis.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 1, 2022, 7:52 AM
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Queen Charlotte would never have guessed her
Blue homeboys would not have impressed her
On Saturday night.
Outcomes of this fight -
We’re kings, and the Heels are the jester…
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 2, 2022, 7:54 AM
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Tomorrow, it’s gonna go down.
Up yonder in Queen City town,
A great Orange flood
Will be out for blood -
The Chapel Hill Spark we will drown.
SPOT THE BALL AND LETS GRIND
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 2, 2022, 3:06 PM
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Some Heels fan - say you wanna prank it:
You take a soft baby blue blanket,
Pretend it’s expensive,
Brag on it extensive,
Then wrap it up in it and spank it.
We’re gonna hop yer fence and whoop y’all in yer mama’s back yard, Heels.
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