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Legend [16366]
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ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 7:21 PM
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Your win in South Bend was a glitch - Y’all think it was gaudy and rich To beat #1, So it will be fun To watch Clemson make you its [female dog]...
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All-TigerNet [10995]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 7:48 PM
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You begged for an ACC waiver, But made it sound like you were doing us a favor. So when the Tigers came to call, You beat us, second team and all. Storming the field went Irish nation, Now you’re all on Covid probation.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 7:53 PM
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The season is merry and bright, For this coming Saturday night Will bring Christmas cheer To Clemson, and fear To South Bend. We’re winning this fight.
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Oculus Spirit [79243]
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ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 8:52 PM
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Almost cold enough to see my breath, When all is cleared & the players have left. The “clovers” sit stunned, Manhandled, out gunned . . . Their title is gone, Our Tigers do heft.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 9:36 PM
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In November the Tigers were thin, And the leprechauns managed a win. This one is for a championship, So I’ll give you a little tip. AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!
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Legend [17596]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 9:47 PM
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Once had a 2nd date with a dame Seduction not really my aim Cause her head was immense And her ego intense Revenge was the name of the game
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All-TigerNet [10904]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 10:00 PM
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Come Saturday, I have but one simple wish That we come out & hammer the big, bad Irish We'll rock 'em Then sock 'em Back to South Bend, they will be brandished!
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Legend [16496]
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At least the dern domers don't cluck,
Dec 14, 2020, 10:07 PM
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but they've emptied their barrel of luck. Soon pain they will know, Tigers win 6 in a row, And they'll feel like they've been hit by a truck.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 15, 2020, 7:59 AM
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His broad face and little round belly, Which shakes like a bowl full of jelly On Saturday night, Won’t be from delight - We’re gonna curb stomp Brian Kelly!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 17, 2020, 8:15 AM
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The poetry’s nice in these ruses, But watch when our quarterback chooses An open receiver - You’ll be a believer. True beauty’s when foes he abuses.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 17, 2020, 4:39 PM
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This time, Touchdown Jesus ain’t comin’ - The Clemson Machine will be hummin’ And it won’t be pretty Up in the Queen City. You’re gonna need cream with good numbin’.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 18, 2020, 7:11 AM
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Tomorrow’s the day it goes down - The Tigers will roll into town, Do champion things, And leave with some rings In lieu of an actual crown.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 18, 2020, 7:48 AM
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Once all of your signals are stolen And we get the personnel rollin’, We’re gonna be helping, In spite of your yelping, To pull that horseshoe from your colon.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 18, 2020, 9:42 PM
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There might still be time to avoid it. You won last time and you enjoyed it, But let’s get real, guys - Seems like it’d be wise To forfeit before we’ve deployed it...
...and by “it” I mean a healthy defense. Book is in danger, Domers.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 19, 2020, 7:09 AM
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Today we’re defending the title. The motor will never run idle Tonight as we thrash This Midwestern trash. This time there’s no weakness to bridle.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 19, 2020, 11:27 AM
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It's ACC Championship weekend The Tigers excuses won't end The Irish are ready To play tough and steady And bring the trophy back to South Bend
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 19, 2020, 2:59 PM
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I hope y’all can make it a game! I don’t expect blowout or shame, But this one will be Quite diff’rent. You’ll see A defense that’s not quite as tame...
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