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Legend [16366]
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ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 7:21 PM
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Your win in South Bend was a glitch -
Y’all think it was gaudy and rich
To beat #1,
So it will be fun
To watch Clemson make you its [female dog]...
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All-TigerNet [10904]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 7:48 PM
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You begged for an ACC waiver,
But made it sound like you were doing us a favor.
So when the Tigers came to call,
You beat us, second team and all.
Storming the field went Irish nation,
Now you’re all on Covid probation.
Message was edited by: The Mole®
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 7:53 PM
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The season is merry and bright,
For this coming Saturday night
Will bring Christmas cheer
To Clemson, and fear
To South Bend. We’re winning this fight.
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Oculus Spirit [78830]
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ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 8:52 PM
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Almost cold enough to see my breath,
When all is cleared & the players have left.
The “clovers” sit stunned,
Manhandled, out gunned . . .
Their title is gone, Our Tigers do heft.
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Hall of Famer [22498]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 9:36 PM
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In November the Tigers were thin,
And the leprechauns managed a win.
This one is for a championship,
So I’ll give you a little tip.
AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!
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Legend [17522]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 9:47 PM
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Once had a 2nd date with a dame
Seduction not really my aim
Cause her head was immense
And her ego intense
Revenge was the name of the game
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All-TigerNet [10901]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 14, 2020, 10:00 PM
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Come Saturday, I have but one simple wish
That we come out & hammer the big, bad Irish
We'll rock 'em
Then sock 'em
Back to South Bend, they will be brandished!
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Legend [16472]
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At least the dern domers don't cluck,
Dec 14, 2020, 10:07 PM
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but they've emptied their barrel of luck.
Soon pain they will know,
Tigers win 6 in a row,
And they'll feel like they've been hit by a truck.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 15, 2020, 7:59 AM
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His broad face and little round belly,
Which shakes like a bowl full of jelly
On Saturday night,
Won’t be from delight -
We’re gonna curb stomp Brian Kelly!
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 17, 2020, 8:15 AM
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The poetry’s nice in these ruses,
But watch when our quarterback chooses
An open receiver -
You’ll be a believer.
True beauty’s when foes he abuses.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 17, 2020, 4:39 PM
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This time, Touchdown Jesus ain’t comin’ -
The Clemson Machine will be hummin’
And it won’t be pretty
Up in the Queen City.
You’re gonna need cream with good numbin’.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 18, 2020, 7:11 AM
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Tomorrow’s the day it goes down -
The Tigers will roll into town,
Do champion things,
And leave with some rings
In lieu of an actual crown.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 18, 2020, 7:48 AM
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Once all of your signals are stolen
And we get the personnel rollin’,
We’re gonna be helping,
In spite of your yelping,
To pull that horseshoe from your colon.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 18, 2020, 9:42 PM
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There might still be time to avoid it.
You won last time and you enjoyed it,
But let’s get real, guys -
Seems like it’d be wise
To forfeit before we’ve deployed it...
...and by “it” I mean a healthy defense. Book is in danger, Domers.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 19, 2020, 7:09 AM
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Today we’re defending the title.
The motor will never run idle
Tonight as we thrash
This Midwestern trash.
This time there’s no weakness to bridle.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 19, 2020, 11:27 AM
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It's ACC Championship weekend
The Tigers excuses won't end
The Irish are ready
To play tough and steady
And bring the trophy back to South Bend 
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Legend [16366]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 19, 2020, 2:59 PM
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I hope y’all can make it a game!
I don’t expect blowout or shame,
But this one will be
Quite diff’rent. You’ll see
A defense that’s not quite as tame...
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