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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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Stall thoughts: Hoo does this????
Feb 24, 2022, 11:35 AM
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So I'm in my regular stall and some beefus comes in and takes the other stall. Grate, now I get an audience to hear my heat hit water. Anyhoo, he rolls off some TP (ok, maybe he needs to put the lid down and don't wanna touch it) then sits down and wipes.
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If your fixing to spill your gut, why would you wipe first? Even if you sharted, why wouldn't you just check your panties to make sure you didn't spray them and then finish pushing it out? Is it just to confirm you sharted? Do people keep records of sharts and if it was an actual shart or not?
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You've never had to do a rewipe?***
Feb 24, 2022, 11:35 AM
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Lot o points [163010]
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Sweat equity.
Feb 24, 2022, 11:36 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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Not unless I ran out of paper and turtle walked to a
Feb 24, 2022, 11:37 AM
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different stall. But I think if my pants don't come above my ankle, that still counts as 1 wipe job.
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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Also, he was there to make beef
Feb 24, 2022, 11:38 AM
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he was making it. So even if you did need to wipe again, if you know you're about to beef, why would you prewipe?
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Orange Blooded [3123]
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For those of us who don’t get pegged or taken from the rear
Feb 24, 2022, 11:39 AM
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By other menfolk, sometimes it helps to stick a digit in there to loosen up as not to strain and pop a vessel. Hth.
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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You sound backed up
Feb 24, 2022, 11:40 AM
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eat less fiber
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Re: Stall thoughts: Hoo does this????
Feb 24, 2022, 11:44 AM
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Maybe he wasn't wiping next to you with that TP, but wanking next to you in that TP
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Oculus Spirit [80999]
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Re: Stall thoughts: Hoo does this????
Feb 24, 2022, 11:47 AM
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Ever in a bathroom and some fat boy plops down in the stall then sounds like he's bench pressing a Ford Ranger over there?
I was in an airport once at the yerinals and some dude was in a stall behind me and starts sounds like he was pushing out a 5 lb brown baby boy. WT F? Dude..get some fiber or something.
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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It's because they eat like ####
Feb 24, 2022, 11:52 AM
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and because their fat bodies don't want to let go of food.
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Oculus Spirit [85166]
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Sometimes you just gotta scratch the itch
Feb 24, 2022, 12:00 PM
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or see how dirty it is predrop.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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def confirming suspected shart status
Feb 24, 2022, 1:16 PM
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based on my own experience(s)
yeah, he might just be dirtying up again, but how else to you keep an accurate score?
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