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Congrats Class of 2022
May 27, 2022, 7:51 AM
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You have made it through the easiest time of your life.
In fact, many of you are only graduating because you are so obnoixious that teachers made sure you passed so they would never have to see you again.
But anyways, congrats on doing the absolute bare minimum in life to get by.
I hope that piece of paper makes you proud because that is the only thing you will ever be proud of again.
Of course, until you have 5 crotch goblins of your own while working at the town IGA.
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I guess BFE produces itinerant pessimism
May 27, 2022, 7:52 AM
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Is that right, cooch?
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Re: Congrats Class of 2022
May 27, 2022, 7:55 AM
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I haven't seen this prono***
May 27, 2022, 7:58 AM
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I remember that SNL skit. It was a funny one
May 27, 2022, 8:06 AM
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plus it had bazoomers on display.
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Re: Congrats Class of 2022
May 27, 2022, 7:59 AM
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It's such a waste of talent that you aren't a school superintendent.
Honestly, are you proud of what you do? Do you like your job?
If not, you're not much different than any other swinging #### who chooses to remain in a job he can't stand.
I get it. There are a lot of kids that aren't particularly motivated, but from your posts it would seem that perhaps you need to rethink your own personal choices.
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Re: Congrats Class of 2022
May 27, 2022, 8:00 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I don't think his wanger "swings"
May 27, 2022, 8:07 AM
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it just sorta rests on top of his big old hair nardsack... like a vienner sausage sitting on a beanbag chair.
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I'm sorry have I sent you a dink pic before
May 27, 2022, 8:07 AM
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because this is scarily accurate
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Re: Congrats Class of 2022
May 27, 2022, 8:03 AM
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I'm sure you have been an inspiration
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Hey kids, stay in school and out of trouble
May 27, 2022, 8:47 AM
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otherwise you will be coaching Facebook in a small town while a state trooper hangs out at your house with your wife and you learn about real beer at age 36
definite inspiration
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self fulfilling prophecy***
May 27, 2022, 8:53 AM
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You continue to say this, and it really bothers me
May 27, 2022, 9:19 AM
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Because, by saying that a kid has made it through the easiest time of their life... and you are supposedly one of their instructors, wouldn't that mean you in fact are admitting that you aren't giving them the sort of education they need to prepare them for life outside of the classroom?
As someone who grew up in a rural area, some of these kids are the first to graduate from high school. They could be the first ones to go to college. Graduating high school is a big deal. Its a life step. Thats like saying, "congrats, you gave birth. thats the easiest part of parenting".
As someone as uniquely impoverished as yourself, you would think that you would be lifting these kids up and celebrating them for accomplishing something.
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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You will lose more best friends when you graduate HS
May 27, 2022, 11:38 AM
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than you will for the entire rest of your life.
That being said, PRO TIP:
When you graduate, DO NOT hang your tassels on your rear view mirror. Not because it's necky or anything, just means that the beach/house party where the cops look in cars and see tassels, they will be coming inside.
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You post like this to rag on the kids at your school
May 27, 2022, 9:46 AM
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but you are the one who comes off looking bad.
And you do it a lot.
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Re: You post like this to rag on the kids at your school
May 27, 2022, 10:07 AM
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This true, but to be fair to cooch, If I had to deal with that many teenagers all day, I probably would have strangled someone at this point.
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