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All-In [34823]
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Undersell and Overdeliver: Opening line as a newly single male:
Nov 18, 2014, 3:55 PM
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"Don't get your hopes up; I am not much of a dancer, and only an average lay."
Howzzat?
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Oculus Spirit [80999]
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You won't be doing much of either with that one***
Nov 18, 2014, 3:58 PM
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All-In [34823]
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You don't know the age demographic I'm operating in, either.***
Nov 18, 2014, 4:01 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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18 yr old poosay is AMAZING***
Nov 18, 2014, 4:36 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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You signed up for grinder yet?***
Nov 18, 2014, 4:01 PM
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All-In [34823]
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I don't know what that is. It sounds nasty.***
Nov 18, 2014, 4:01 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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It's like tinder, but for people with your sexual interests.***
Nov 18, 2014, 4:03 PM
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110%er [8243]
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You will be a regular at Northgate Soda and Soby's.
Nov 18, 2014, 4:02 PM
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That is where all the poon your age hangs out, I think. Or, you could go with the 1/2 your age + 7 rule. That may be more fun.
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All-In [34823]
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Northdate Soda (and their little bar) are definitely within
Nov 18, 2014, 4:03 PM
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my price range.
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110%er [8243]
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I guess you could meat a nice lady at church.***
Nov 18, 2014, 4:04 PM
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All-In [34823]
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They are freaks, don't let anyone kid you.***
Nov 18, 2014, 4:09 PM
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Hall of Famer [24457]
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Heisman Winner [135504]
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How about "I have a beautiful cabin on the lake."
Nov 18, 2014, 4:05 PM
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"A very secluded cabin, way off the beaten path and pretty far from any kind of civilization, where there really is a very slight chance that there would be many people around to act as say...witnesses in any kind of legal proceeding, were THAT situation to arise, you know, where someone might be required to appear in a court of law and deliver any type of reliable testimony."
Does that help?
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110%er [8243]
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In this scenario, does he own a conversion van?***
Nov 18, 2014, 4:07 PM
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Heisman Winner [135504]
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You mean like a Komfort Koach?***
Nov 18, 2014, 4:08 PM
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All-In [47701]
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Try this on some hot chick: "You must be a beaver because
Nov 18, 2014, 4:09 PM
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Damm...."
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CU Medallion [50635]
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try - i get better looking with each decimal point***
Nov 18, 2014, 4:16 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Undersell and Overdeliver: Opening line as a newly single male:
Nov 18, 2014, 4:35 PM
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"Nice smile, ####?"
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110%er [5430]
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"You remind me of my pinky toe. You're small, cute and I'll
Nov 18, 2014, 4:36 PM
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probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight."
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CU Medallion [73569]
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"Can you take a look at my phone, there seems to be somethin
Nov 18, 2014, 4:48 PM
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wrong with it. Your numbers not in it."
60% of the time, it works everytime.
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All-In [40875]
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that makes no sense***
Nov 18, 2014, 5:15 PM
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All-In [34536]
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come to Raff's after werk...many o' wimmens yer age***
Nov 18, 2014, 10:52 PM
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CU Medallion [50635]
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i'm mumbo ######***
Nov 19, 2014, 12:04 AM
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