Test to see if your a true tiger fan

Oct 18, 2018, 6:22 PM

Things you will never hear an Clemson fan say:
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I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Nope, no more for me. I’m driving tonight.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
We’re vegetarians.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
I’ve got it all on the C: drive.
Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
I’ll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
Trim the fat off that steak.
Do you think my gut is too big?
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
Let’s go to the museum.
No, I insist you have the last piece.
Four wheelers are just too dangerous.
I think we should get to know each other better first.
I have reviewed your application.
I hope this wasn’t tested on animals.
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Test to see if you are an Clemson Fan
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You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You think Possum is “The Other White Meat”
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl’.
You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
The people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
You take a six-pack cooler to church
You use a weedeater in your living room.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he’s got thirteen fingers.

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Test to see if your a true tiger fan

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Re: Test to see if your a true tiger fan

You’re

you misspelt “yore”

Re: Test to see if your a true tiger fan

So where did you copy and paste that from?***

The ONLY thing she wrote on her own was the title.....

Test to see if you are “an” Clemson fan?***

I'll take "coots of the acc" for $1, Alex***

This is fun, I’ll play:

I'll take "1 win in 15 Tries" for $1 Alex***

TL;DR***

It’s unpossible for a NC ST grad to fail English.***

I'll take "If Schools were body parts NCST is the a n u s"

LMAO! I don’t even know where to start!***

A fake UNC degree is more valuable than an NCSt degree.

Misuse of "your" and misspelling of "opossum"

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