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CU Medallion [73569]
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You ever been on the toilet so long, at a public bathroom
Oct 17, 2019, 2:11 PM
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that the lights go out cause no movement?
ya, me neither.
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In our bathroom at work. Yes.
Oct 17, 2019, 2:17 PM
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Not sorry.
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That's why on that first slimy, sticky wipe,
Oct 17, 2019, 2:20 PM
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you need to ball it up so that it's dense enough to throw across the bathroom. If the wad of poo tissue is big enough, it will trip the motion sensor.
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I leave the lights off***
Oct 17, 2019, 2:22 PM
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the motion sensor timer @ office bathroom 3 jobs ago was
Oct 17, 2019, 2:24 PM
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way too short...like 5 minutes. I mean, done or not, I've earned this 35 minutes, nomsayin'?
I used to just take the 2nd roll of TP and toss it over the stall partition. Worked fine, as long as you got it on the 1st try.
otherwise, it's the taste-test in the dark
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no, but I've turned lights off on someone in stall
Oct 17, 2019, 2:30 PM
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I told this story on here before, happened a year or so ago..........
Went in gas station bathroom to whiz. Two holer, one urinal. Didn't know anyone was in there as the squatter in stall was one of those "quiet-I-dont-want-anyone-to-notice-me" types, the ones who stay deathly quiet, no sighs, no grunts, no TP roll action, no noise at all, until the intruder leaves so he has the place to himself again. He may have even lifted his legs so I couldn't see them under the partition, I don't recall.
I finished my business, washed hands and dried, and exited. As I left, I instinctively turn light switch off because as stated, thought bathroom was unoccupied. Just following directions on the cute little sticker "Please Turn Lights Off After Use".
Immediately heard blood-curdling scream as I made my way out, couldn't help belly laughing as I made it back to vehicle. He deserved it for not making a sound, a bump, fart, or anything.
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Re: Not public, work terrlit though
Oct 17, 2019, 2:34 PM
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Step 1: Make a paper airplane from tissue.
Step 2: Throw it over the door for the sensor
Step 3: Continue to sit in darkness, cause sensor suxxors
#winning
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Shouldn't ever be a problem since every cell phone worth
Oct 17, 2019, 2:44 PM
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a shit has a flashlight on it. And if you are going to the bathroom without your cell phone, well then you are the problem.
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All-TigerNet [14532]
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yeah and between that and the super thin terlit paper
Oct 17, 2019, 2:59 PM
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that breaks off after a 2 1/8 inch unrolls out of the dispenser, and then the motion-detecting water faucets and soap dispensers that spit a bubble out on you, I usually come out of there looking like a real ########.
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