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You can't make this stuff up:
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You can't make this stuff up:


Nov 2, 2021, 10:24 AM

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2021/11/02/texas-longhorns-jeff-banks-girlfriend-monkey
Texas Assistant’s Girlfriend’s Monkey Allegedly Bit Child
A pet monkey belonging to the girlfriend of Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks allegedly bit a child on Halloween.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up:


Nov 2, 2021, 10:26 AM

Did she have a lisceaunce for that meunkee?

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Re: You can't make this stuff up:


Nov 2, 2021, 10:33 AM

Pole Assassin- Not the Jerry Springer show. lol.

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Gotta keep your monkey under control these days


Nov 2, 2021, 10:38 AM

or they'll getcha!

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Nov 2, 2021, 10:38 AM

They didn’t tell you the whole story. The child was dressed up as a Chiquita banana

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Nov 2, 2021, 10:39 AM

One of my high schools had a monkey in its science lab. A friend of a teacher had it as a pet and wanted to get rid of it but nobody would take it so they donated it to the school.

As it turns out, it was a boy monkey who was really into pleasing itself. Who could blame him really, since there were no girl monkeys around. The poor guy didn’t make it two weeks until there were so many complaints that they had to take him away.

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That monkey needs to be spanked***


Nov 2, 2021, 10:47 AM



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Re: That monkey needs to be spanked***


Nov 2, 2021, 12:40 PM

PRICELESS
+100

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have you ever "spanked your Monkey"?***


Nov 2, 2021, 1:53 PM [ in reply to That monkey needs to be spanked*** ]



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You said monkey


Nov 2, 2021, 3:48 PM [ in reply to That monkey needs to be spanked*** ]

and you were really talking about your monkey.

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Nov 2, 2021, 10:57 AM



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Nov 2, 2021, 11:03 AM

I love a good stripper with a monkey story.

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Re: You can't make this stuff up:


Nov 2, 2021, 12:44 PM

https://youtu.be/77a99z4XuAQ

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Re: You can't make this stuff up:


Nov 2, 2021, 12:44 PM

Is this the guy whose balls shot up into his stomach after the Alabama/Nyles fake field goal? Saban yelled at him and he immediately try to pull his privates to their correct position.

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