worst fear engaged

Dec 3, 2024, 4:13 PM

hit the gym during lunch. been digging the sauna after the gym right? so I get in there w/ a podcast on just sweating it out. I put towels on the seat and on the ground to soak up the sweat.

so I'm sitting there, bout minute 11, when this little bug walks across the towel on the ground.

I'm like that's weird so I tried to smash it. Didn't die. Hmm, that's weird.

So I pick up the towel to look at it...

Mind starts racing what to do....always heard heat kills these things. My first thought is...well it's 155 degrees in here. So how's this alien sombich alive? Then I really start freaking out.

Get ### ###### naked. Jump out of the sauna, grab my #### and run out to my truck.

haha....naw just kiddin

But was ### ###### nekkid. for reference, I get in drawers and socks for sauana. So I'm checking my drawers and my socks for more. check good, no bugs.

my britches and shirt are hanging on hooks. check them, but they should be ok.

Only thing is my shoes, so take insole out, shake around, no bed bugs. OFC I have onclouds with 9million cottamfuggin holes and what not so idk if there's any in there or not.

As nekkid, before getting back dressed, quickly checked sauana for more bed bugs. no sign of any or presence of any (which tracks, being a sauana).

so maybe he came in from teh towels they get warshed?

idk, got my #### on and bolted.

get home, get assnekkid again and have to get on a work call. it's 22 cottam degress outside, mind you, so I'm buckassnekkid freezin my cottam ##### off with balls bout the size of fuggin BBs walkin round my garage just waiting on a bed bug to come out of my clothes or what not.

30 min, no bugs. Toss all my #### in the dryer, crank on high heat. sombich been runnin for like 2 hrs.

took shower, no bed bugs.

idk man. I'm wiggin TFGFFFFFFFF out.

only thing I didn't do is tell the gym, b/c I just wanted to GTFOthere.

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worst fear engaged

i thought this was gonna be about seeing some 75 year old's

gummy worm***

I thought it was gonna be about some 75 year old coming on to him in the sauna.***

i know, i start cranking and couldn't even finish

we've already covered this

It skevesem out if you point it in their direction.***

First of all, I would think that you would have the presence of mind to realize

Probably going to have to fumigate the gym - with any luck you might be

Keep the posts pithy

I swear most people hit the gym

I hit the gym

Thats what wine is for***

Been making it worse for me, believe it or not

Kinda the same except for Saturday's.

I'm sober most days

Re: I'm sober most days

Not really much of a wine drinker

Didn't you used to travel a lot?

But they didn't travel home with me

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