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Rock Defender [53]
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Any of your wives have any special talents?
Dec 8, 2016, 4:41 PM
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Mine is an expert at locking her keys inthegoddamncar.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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the ex was really good and sucking other guys dinks***
Dec 8, 2016, 4:43 PM
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Lot o points [155908]
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she was a QT.***
Dec 8, 2016, 4:44 PM
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Legend [17753]
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Orange Blooded [4035]
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Actually its not small
Dec 9, 2016, 7:52 AM
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she prob got tired of the lockjaw
Ask Otis
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All-In [38514]
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We may be married to the same woman.***
Dec 8, 2016, 4:44 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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"Brother-husbands" doesn't have the same ring to it as "sister-wives."***
Dec 8, 2016, 4:45 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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I'm not understanding how this happens in a time of
Dec 8, 2016, 4:53 PM
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keyless entry.
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Heisman Winner [135602]
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Or with a motorcycle.***
Dec 8, 2016, 4:55 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Re: She prefers to lock the door with the button in the car
Dec 8, 2016, 4:57 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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I'm still trying to convince her to abandon locking
Dec 8, 2016, 4:58 PM
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the car doors at all and just keep a cat in there 24/7.
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Rock Defender [53]
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And every time it happens and I bring up using the remote
Dec 8, 2016, 4:59 PM
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her response is some version of, "this really isn't the time to be talking about this"
Right, because at the dinner table is the time to be bringing up keyless entry practices.
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All-In [31896]
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have you considered giving her help in remembering...
Dec 8, 2016, 5:21 PM
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like a back-hand to the face?
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110%er [8243]
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My wife refuses to understand how an electrical
Dec 8, 2016, 5:00 PM
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outlet that is tied into a switch works. She will walk across a dark room and pull the string on the lamp. Nothing. She then walks back across the room and flips the switch. Nothing. Flips switch off again. Repeats step 1 and 2 again. Then the light comes on. Every day.
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All-TigerNet [11207]
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This should be in YLYL.***
Dec 9, 2016, 9:20 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Heisman Winner [137944]
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Mine is probably even better than me at
Dec 8, 2016, 4:53 PM
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not essing dee.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Would you like my ex's cell number?***
Dec 8, 2016, 4:57 PM
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Heisman Winner [137944]
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Don't be ridiculous.
Dec 8, 2016, 5:00 PM
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Of course I want it.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Surprised you don't already have it
Dec 9, 2016, 7:52 AM
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the beej from her, I mean
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CU Medallion [54758]
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YES
Dec 8, 2016, 5:06 PM
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-She is really good at over-communicating with her family and under-communicating with me.
-Really good at not following instructions
-Spectacular at forgetting everything
-Shes a professional sleeper when I wanna get the caulking wet.
-Wonderful mother to our dog and thinking she understands what the dog wants.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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lol @ wife material***
Dec 9, 2016, 7:53 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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After 7 years of practice, she
Dec 8, 2016, 5:08 PM
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still doesn't know what goes in which color-coded recycling bin.
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CU Medallion [50635]
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mine is perfect at working while i don't
Dec 8, 2016, 7:21 PM
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i win
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CU Medallion [55747]
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lol @ my main man henri!***
Dec 8, 2016, 7:37 PM
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All-In [47750]
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Putting up with me for the last 28 1/2 years
Dec 8, 2016, 7:39 PM
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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Mine knew her sports, beer, tequila and...........
Dec 8, 2016, 7:42 PM
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loves Clemson. So I could always forgive the can't cook part.
And no hard feelings here.
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110%er [5791]
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yeah, telling me she loved me for 12 years of marriage
Dec 8, 2016, 8:37 PM
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We've been married 13 1/2 years.
The holidays have been tough this year and last.
Now I has a sad just putting this out there.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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soccerkrzy scok?***
Dec 9, 2016, 7:54 AM
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Heisman Winner [105584]
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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There is an upside to this.
Dec 9, 2016, 9:18 AM
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Remember all those times when you were married and she'd do something that really p!ssed you off, or just irritated the living sh!t out of you, and you thought about leaving, moving away, and doing things completely different?
Well, now's your chance.
I told my neighbor friend this a few years back when it turned out his 2 year old kid (yes, he was married) wasn't his. A reboot is never a bad thing.
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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Running the vacuum during
Dec 8, 2016, 9:05 PM
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Gotdamclemsongame.
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Rock Defender [53]
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At least she does her chores.***
Dec 8, 2016, 9:07 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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finding the straight line between me and the TV
Dec 9, 2016, 8:59 AM
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and standing in it.
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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sav82wife has perfected the nagging habit of getting water
Dec 8, 2016, 9:11 PM
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all over the bathroom floor when taking a shower. we have a shower door, close the ####### thing. i volunteered to shower with her and show her how to do it correctly.
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All-In [40344]
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Where do I start?
Dec 8, 2016, 10:03 PM
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Sings
Plays piano
Plays guitar
Bakes
Cooks
Catches fish
Makes babies
Pretty much perfect
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Rock Defender [53]
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Well hello there Mrs. Fluff.***
Dec 8, 2016, 10:16 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Can she back a boat trailer?
Dec 9, 2016, 9:10 AM
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If you have a daughter and live here...I would highly encourage you teach her that.
She'll be able to marry some dude who is going to be rich and never have to work again.
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All-In [45047]
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And clean the fish she catches?***
Dec 9, 2016, 9:13 AM
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Heisman Winner [105584]
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and suck a mean dink
Dec 9, 2016, 9:20 AM
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I mean, you shouldn't teach your daughter that, though. SOme guy you don't like will do that for you in High School (or Junior High).
#FML
#Daughters
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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Orange Blooded [3148]
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wifeofpapagood
Dec 9, 2016, 7:51 AM
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-excels in the area of irrational fears (insects, needles, dentist, etc)
-skilled in the art of paying too much for stuff we don't need
-capable of carrying large balances on her credit card without telling me
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