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Why do you always take 2 Baptists fishing with you?
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Why do you always take 2 Baptists fishing with you?

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:26 PM

Because when you take two they won't touch your beer, but if you take one they drink all your beer. :0

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Why do you always take 2 Baptists fishing with you?I'm Bapti


Apr 17, 2014, 12:30 PM

st.

Good one. And true

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It's easy to confuse y'all by just asking you what

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:36 PM

Jesus' first miracle was.

Most baptists I talk to don't know how to respond to that

;)

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I would say the creation of the universe.

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:38 PM

As Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity He was there when it all began and will be there when it ends.

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Ooooo excellent answer

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:43 PM

haven't heard that one before.

Better clarification, after being born on Earth what was his first miracle

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being born?


Apr 17, 2014, 12:48 PM

Immaculate Reception

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Re: I would say the creation of the universe.

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Apr 17, 2014, 1:13 PM

Thank you sir

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BOOM! Correct on all accounts.***


Apr 17, 2014, 1:31 PM



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Re: It's easy to confuse y'all by just asking you what

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:57 PM

As a man on earth, I believe the first biblical miracle performed by Jesus was the water to wine at the wedding feast.

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^^^There it is***


Apr 17, 2014, 1:01 PM



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BOOM! Correct on all accounts.***


Apr 17, 2014, 1:31 PM



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Meh...now had it turned it into beer!!!!!***


Apr 17, 2014, 3:49 PM



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Why don't you take two atheists fishing with you?

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:36 PM

Because they want to spend the whole time arguing about the existence of God hoping that by convincing others they can somehow fully convince themselves.

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Atheists sound like they're just like wimmins,

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:37 PM

arguing over nothing

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Obessed with something that apparently isn't real.

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:39 PM

I mean, why waste your time?

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Because it's harder to drown two people than one?***

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:37 PM



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Difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:45 PM

A Methodist will waive to ya in the liquor store.

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Presbyterian and Baptist?

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Apr 17, 2014, 12:47 PM

Presbyterian will speak to you at the bar.

And Presbyterians can read.

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Methodists can read.


Apr 17, 2014, 12:49 PM

From the movie A River Runs Through It.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic.


Apr 17, 2014, 12:51 PM

A Baptist believes in salvation by grace through faith alone, baptism of the believer by immersion, the priesthood of every believer, and the practicing of only two ordinances: baptism and the Lord's Supper.

A Catholic believes in salvation by grace through faith and works, baptism of infants by sprinkling, confession of sin to a priest, and seven sacraments.

LOLOLOL!!!!

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That's good stuff***


Apr 17, 2014, 12:46 PM

nm

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I think you confused Baptists and Presbyterians


Apr 17, 2014, 1:29 PM

Easy mistake.

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You know why Baptists don't have sex standing up?

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Apr 17, 2014, 1:33 PM

People might think they were dancing.

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Jews don't recogNize the birth of Jesus


Apr 17, 2014, 2:08 PM

ProtestaNts don't recogNize the pope, Baptists don't recogNize each other at the liquor store.

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I thought it was because they're not scared of water


Apr 17, 2014, 2:09 PM

and will retrieve your rod you dropped to the bottom of the pond.

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whenever 3 or 4 Baptist get together, there's always a 5th***


Apr 17, 2014, 3:37 PM



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