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All-In [40342]
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whoa, it just hit me
Nov 30, 2021, 9:25 AM
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I turn 40 in 2 months
--never been in real trouble with the law
--never hit a home run
--never been on a true date
--never broken up with anyone (phased them all out)
--not really using my major and minor from CU
--never done hard droogz
--never been sent noodz
--never been a facebook coach at a high school, or any school for that matter
--have lost a parent
--have finally bought a brand new car
--have purchased 2 homes
--have been married once (still married)
--have been in a car wreck
--have travelled out of the country
what are your never and haves?
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All-In [46778]
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-never been sent noodz
Nov 30, 2021, 9:27 AM
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I gotchu fam
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Re: whoa, it just hit me
Nov 30, 2021, 9:28 AM
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How much time ya got?
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All-In [47625]
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I think I speak for the entire lounge when I say
Apr 17, 2024, 7:53 PM
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we have all the time you need, friend. Take your time and get it right.
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Re: I think I speak for the entire lounge when I say
Nov 30, 2021, 10:00 AM
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I turn 37 in 4 months
--never been in real trouble with the law if you only count any Class A through Class E felonies as “real trouble”
--led the league in home runs when I was 13 until I got suspended from the team with three weeks left.
--been on plenty of real dates, although I’m sure my dates didn’t always count them as real dates.
--broken up too many times to count. Some of them were liberating, some of them were soul crushing.
--never graduated from college. Closest I got to attending Clemson was touring campus my junior year of high school and quitting tour 3/4 of the way through after meeting a girl. She ended up being the first college girl I slept with. I recently named my boat after her.
--haven’t done drugs yet today.
--send and receive noodz on a weekly basis since getting my first picture phone in 2017.
--never been a facebook coach at a high school. I almost got to be an assistant HS golf coach but didn’t pass background check.
—never been to Disney, but matched with a girl that lives in Orlando two days ago and am going to visit her this weekend. If anyone has suggestions on where I can take her to impress her, let me know. Might hit up Disney to see what it’s all about when I’m up there.
--have lost a parent
--have finally bought a new car for the first time this year.
--am in the process of buying my first home now.
--marriage….LOL
--have been in multiple car wrecks. Last one was almost a year ago. Ended up on disability for a while, leading me to start posting on Tiger Net on a regular basis.
--have never traveled out of the country, but hope to soon.
—have hooked up a nurse that I met while getting tested for an STD. She dumped me when her mom asked me how we met and I gave her an honest answer.
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All-In [43529]
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IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE A TIGER***
Nov 30, 2021, 10:01 AM
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Heisman Winner [135630]
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Re: I’m jealous and thankful all at the same time***
Nov 30, 2021, 12:47 PM
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I’m jealous of:
-posters with Tiger Pulses of 100%. I finally got there two weeks ago and then a bunch of people took exception to me saying coaches are measured by how they perform against the point spread. I still stand by that though.
-posters with followers. That seems pretty cool.
-people with hair like Trevor Lawrence. I like my curls in the back but wish my hair on top were straight or even wavy instead of curly.
-people that understand how electricity works. It all seems like magic to me.
-people with good kids. I’d like to have a teenage son to fish, hunt, and play golf with. I’m sure I could teach him lots of good stuff. He’d own #### at his school. I’d pass on kids from 0-10 years of age though.
-people that can play the piano. I’d like to be able to walk into a bar that had one and have all the women take notice.
I’m thankful for:
-not being married. No offense to the guys that are, but I can’t imagine getting old and not dating 25-35 year olds.
-my lawyer. I don’t know where I’d be without him.
-being able to catch good fresh fish wherever I go and not having to settle for that farm raised stuff from China that causes cancer.
-not having Peyronie’s disease. Seeing commercials about it scared me so bad that I asked my doctor if there was a vaccine for it. I think he thought I was joking and laughed at me. I was serious though and am going to ask my next doctor too.
-for the two 17 year old girls I met in Cherry Grove from Ohio when I was 14 that taught me at least half of what I know to this day about sex. Say what you want about Ohio, but just thinking about those girls when we played O31O got me worked up every time.
-most of all, I’m thankful this wasn’t about what I’m ashamed of.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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"There's a benefit to Peyronie’s disease....
Nov 30, 2021, 12:56 PM
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Guys that have it can hit that tickle spot in my buttwhole." - clemsonrulez08®
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Heisman Winner [105420]
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TIL
Nov 30, 2021, 1:11 PM
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barely. quit reading with the quickness
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All-In [40656]
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Short list
Nov 30, 2021, 9:32 AM
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-never been pegged (want to be tho, CS02)
-never done soft droogz
-never done hard droogz
-never been in trouble with the law outside of moving violations.
-never lost a parent
-have cried after intercourse
-have purchased 2 homes, neither of which were from memaw
-have been out of the country
-have been in a car wreck
-have been married
-have had intercourse with two different women in the same day
-have only purchased brand new cars
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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ok, but me first tho***
Nov 30, 2021, 11:42 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Same time, like that scene in Rectium for a Dream***
Nov 30, 2021, 12:18 PM
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Lot o points [155606]
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Two in the same day!!!!
Dec 1, 2021, 3:10 PM
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Back in my Clemson days, we called that a slow Saturday.
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CU Medallion [73569]
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never been on a true date?***
Nov 30, 2021, 9:37 AM
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All-In [40342]
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Yeah
Nov 30, 2021, 9:54 AM
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Like a random chick I met and asked her out to dinner
It’s always been girls that were already established as a “relationship”
Does that make sense?
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All-In [40868]
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no it doesn't
Nov 30, 2021, 2:57 PM
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unless you married a girl you hooked up with at a bar and she never left
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All-In [40342]
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let me try again
Nov 30, 2021, 3:55 PM
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Random chick at a holiday party:
Me--Hey girl, you a weathergirl? cus you might be getting 10 inches
Her--Oh you are funny
Me--Can i get your number and we can hang out sometime?
Her--864-867-5309
2 Days later
Me--Hey weathergirl, you wanna go to dinner on Friday at TGIF?
Her--sure that would be great
Me--pick you up at 7
Her--its a date
Date night comes and we have dinner and drinks and I pay for it because I'm a gentleman. We discuss life and work and all of that stuff. I drop her off at home because I'm still a gentleman. We get together again at a later date.
Date night with my wife doesn't count, taking a girlfriend out to dinner didn't count, and I've never just been introduced to a lady and we exchange numbers and go on a "date"
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All-In [46778]
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Did: Do a lezbo on her fiancé's bed while her fiancé was at
Nov 30, 2021, 9:39 AM
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work
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: whoa, it just hit me
Nov 30, 2021, 9:49 AM
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--never been in real trouble with the law
--never hit a home run
--never done hard droogz
--never been a facebook coach at a high school, or any school for that matter
--never had a one night stand
--never lost a parent
--never skydived or bunjie jumped... don't even know how to spell bungey
--never gotten an std
--never been raped or robbed
--have finally bought a brand new car
--have purchased 2 homes
--have been married once (still married)
--have been in a car wreck
--have travelled out of the country
--have swung a live coon by his tail
--have butchered pigs, chickens, deer, and a squirrel
--have sent and received nudez
--have been in bar fights
--have been shot at
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All-In [40342]
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no one night stand?
Nov 30, 2021, 11:50 AM
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I guess mine didn't involve #####, so it's more of a one time hookup
No bar fight (or any fight for that matter) I have been punched twice.
Cleaned fish, but never the animals you mentioned.
Never been shot at
I don't golf much and this one may blow some minds, I don't think I've ever had a true birdie. There is one that I think I did, but can't 100% recall.
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All-In [42655]
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I'm 48 in a month. It just hit me
Sep 10, 2021, 9:46 AM
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I've
-never burned down a major public building in Sandusky, Ohio
-never had a threesome that didn't include a Mike Ditka impersonator
-never played frisbee with any major religious leaders
-never driven a golf cart while tripping on angel dust
-never offered oral sex to any statue of lena horne
-never gave one #### about finishing lis
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CU Medallion [65975]
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FLUFF !
Nov 30, 2021, 2:24 PM
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I am 49
--never been in real trouble with the law
--I was a leadoff hitter and a Vince Coleman wanna-be so I led the league in steals.
--been on plenty of real dates
--broken up once, I think
--first person on my dad's side of the family to graduate college
--haven’t done drooogz
--I have received n00ds
--I have coached at the high school level
--been to Disney maybe four times
--have lost both parents before I turned 38
--have purchased one new car in 1994
--I've bought four houses
--married for 27 years
--have been in multiple car wrecks, last was getting rer-ended getting on I-95 in Jacksonville
--Been to Canada, Mexico, Switzerland, Denmark and the UK.
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Re: whoa, it just hit me
Nov 30, 2021, 2:54 PM
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Done all that except get married or use a minor/major from CU. Also haven't lost a parent thankfully.
The HR I hit my sophomore year in high school a lot of people don't count because it happened in fall league. But I count it. It was a 400' bomb to dead center. How could I forget?
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Heisman Winner [105420]
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I count it.
Nov 30, 2021, 3:02 PM
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I still remember hitting bombs in high school. That feeling that you knocked the shit out of the ball is awesome.
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All-In [34486]
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My last game as a HS senior I had a chance for another
Nov 30, 2021, 3:17 PM
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I know for a fact it went over but they called it a ground-rule double. I was mad as fire, because it was about 410' to where I hit it. You can't tell me #### --- I know that weren't no ground rule double.
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All-In [40868]
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I've done all your nevers but one and have done all your hav
Nov 30, 2021, 3:11 PM
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es and then some.
My life has not been boring.
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Oculus Spirit [93604]
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I declare before you all...
Dec 1, 2021, 2:57 PM
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the things I have done would make a much less boring list than the things I haven't done.
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Orange Blooded [4695]
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My life before getting married was much more eventful than
Dec 1, 2021, 3:06 PM
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after.
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Oculus Spirit [80957]
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Everyone's is
Dec 1, 2021, 3:22 PM
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Why is that?
One would tend to think the opposite, but it never is.
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Lot o points [155606]
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I’m thinking an intimate relationship with Crash played a
Dec 1, 2021, 5:18 PM
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Large part in her experience. Everybody wants to ride Space Mountain. CaptCrash
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Re: I’m thinking an intimate relationship with Crash played a
Dec 2, 2021, 5:45 AM
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Big Daddy's here, baby
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