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Someone please assplain
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Someone please assplain


May 13, 2021, 5:59 PM

what in the wide world of sports is going on here. Went to the likker store to get some tequila and saw this. Jumper cables running from the truck on the right to the truck in the middle, and another pair running from the Altima on the left to the truck in the middle. I didn’t get close enough to inspect. Truck in the middle have two batteries that are both dead? Is that possible?

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MauldinT, where are you???


They need a grocery bag full of gas?***


May 13, 2021, 6:03 PM



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Series or parallel?


May 13, 2021, 6:06 PM

No clue

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Better hope parallel for their sake***


May 14, 2021, 7:31 AM



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Dangit, day late on the joke....except I was gonna


May 14, 2021, 8:20 AM [ in reply to Series or parallel? ]

make an old skool subwoofer joke.

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which brings this question to mind......


May 13, 2021, 7:46 PM

can you charge a dead electric car with a gas engine(s) and jumper cables? At least enough to get a block or two to a charging outlet?

I would guess not, but I have no clue.

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Well,


May 13, 2021, 7:46 PM

what type of tequila did you get?

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Favorite Mad Dog flavor***


May 13, 2021, 7:48 PM



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Reminds me of an old joke from the book Truly Tasteless


May 13, 2021, 8:01 PM

Jokes from the 70s. What is 3 miles long and averages 5 miles per hour? A Mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables. And yes, there were a gazillion much more "tasteless" than that, for every race. You could never publish that book today. But it was hilarious. I still have mine.

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A drunk will run a STOP sign, but a stoner will wait for it to turn green.


Yeah, don't tell that one in public these days...***


May 14, 2021, 9:49 AM



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Those were great, I’ll post the jokes for the blind chapter below


May 14, 2021, 1:09 PM [ in reply to Reminds me of an old joke from the book Truly Tasteless ]

Get it?

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It's OK in a 1, 2, 3 way***


May 14, 2021, 7:27 AM



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In theory that can work...I've done it before to start...


May 14, 2021, 7:34 AM

my Dad's old wrecker because a normal car's battery/electrical system couldn't deliver the starting amps needed.

However, that truck in the middle doesn't look like it would need to be jumped by 2 cars. My guess there is someone didn't know what they were doing or only one car was actually connected.

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Don't you know that if you daisy chain your vehicles...


May 14, 2021, 8:13 AM

You can get better gas mileage? You just have drive them really slow three-wide down the road.

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Waiting patiently for the arrival of


May 14, 2021, 8:26 AM

FBCoachSC® to explain what is going on.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Looks like some popped diodes in at least one of the


May 14, 2021, 9:47 AM

car alternators

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That's my liquor store. That could have been me.***


May 14, 2021, 9:48 AM



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one set of cables only had the "Hot" end and the other only


May 14, 2021, 12:22 PM

had the "ground" end? Just guessing.

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Well that would explain why it wasn't starting :)***


May 14, 2021, 2:00 PM



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