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Heisman Winner [139870]
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What's up with the hygiene police at games?
Oct 27, 2015, 1:19 PM
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Look, I enjoy Clemson football games more than anyone I know, and I only get to see them live a few times a year. And because I don't want to miss one second of the game, I wear Depends. That way I can enjoy beer before the game with my favorite wings and a couple chili dogs. And don't forget my famous cabbage wrapped sausages! Then once inside, I must have pizza and nachos. What real fan doesn't?
Problem is, I usually have to relieve myself around the third quarter. Now I admit, there can be an unpleasant odor at first, but just like anything else, you get used to it. But that's when the hygiene police start making their comments. "Take it to the bathroom.", "Good lord, what died?", etc...
It's this reaction I don't get. A) It's a bodily function, everyone does it.. Including your snot nosed little kids. B) You don't have to sit in it, I do. C) Are you so sheltered you've never smelled an unpleasant odor?
If you really need to shelter your kids that much, don't take them to a football game and hide them from the real world.
Not to mention, hygiene policing is just ridiculous. If I drop a bomb at a football game it hurts nobody.
People need to grow up and get real. This is still America, last time I checked.
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All-In [26469]
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Do you sit in Section W, Row 25, Seat 16 ?***
Oct 27, 2015, 1:23 PM
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Oculus Spirit [96798]
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Yes he sits in Seats 16 and 18
Oct 27, 2015, 1:25 PM
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cause fat.
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All-TigerNet [13221]
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I hope your seats are right behind the visitor's bench
Oct 27, 2015, 1:26 PM
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Keep it up if so.
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Heisman Winner [139870]
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No, I'm an upper decker.***
Oct 27, 2015, 1:27 PM
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Message was edited by: Francis Marion®
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All-TigerNet [14451]
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Re: No, I'm an upper decker.***
Oct 27, 2015, 1:29 PM
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YOU ARE OUT THERE, FOR SURE.
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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i'm telling you FM, this is what happens when they take gawd
Oct 27, 2015, 1:26 PM
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out of our public skewls.
peoples and society have loosed their finesse.
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All-American [590]
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Good Lord,
Oct 27, 2015, 1:31 PM
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Best poast I've read in a while.
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All-In [48078]
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That is terrible..
Oct 27, 2015, 3:56 PM
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I am so sorry for all you have gone through. You deserve to be treated better. I think next home game everyone should wear depends and follow your diet in a show of solidarity. Stay strong!
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Heisman Winner [139870]
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Thank you.***
Oct 27, 2015, 4:02 PM
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Re: That is terrible..
Oct 27, 2015, 4:07 PM
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Don't forget to take a laxative 2-3 hours before kickoff.
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All-TigerNet [13359]
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Do you keep those diapers in the cooler pre-game??
Oct 27, 2015, 4:01 PM
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Cus the hot wings and nachos burns I bet!
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CU Guru [1806]
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POTD***
Oct 27, 2015, 4:19 PM
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110%er [9023]
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^^^^^^^^what he said.***
Oct 27, 2015, 5:16 PM
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im offended by this post.
Oct 27, 2015, 5:30 PM
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