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All-In [34486]
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What's the worst thing youv'e done?
Jun 23, 2022, 2:09 PM
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One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.
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Bucket? Full of super glue? C'mon man.
Jun 23, 2022, 2:10 PM
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No one has that kind of money.
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Not true, some people do have that kind of money.
Jun 23, 2022, 2:19 PM
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They can also afford secret basements full of amazing toys and games.
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Secret basement, LOLUTZ.
Jun 23, 2022, 2:25 PM
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We just call our a 'dungeon' instead of trying to make it sound like something it's not.
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I have some some horrible, terrible things.
Jun 23, 2022, 2:13 PM
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But certainly I can do worse, so I'm going to wait until I'm satisfied that I can give a definitive 'worst'.
THE WORST IS YET TO COME!
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What makes you think I've peaked?***
Jun 23, 2022, 2:20 PM
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I'd probably have to say a pineapple***
Jun 23, 2022, 2:25 PM
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Did it fit?***
Jun 23, 2022, 2:38 PM
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Fit was ok, should have let sit in sun first***
Jun 23, 2022, 2:40 PM
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One time in HS I pushed a girl into a pool at a pool party
Jun 23, 2022, 2:40 PM
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Only to learn she couldn't swim.
#feltreelbadaboutthatone
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I hope her artistic swimming coach was close by!***
Jun 23, 2022, 2:50 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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I pulled her out.
Jun 23, 2022, 2:59 PM
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Least I could do. Apologized too. Still.....cringeworthy moment.
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Read this post***
Jun 23, 2022, 2:44 PM
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Jazzercise.***
Jun 23, 2022, 2:46 PM
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Re: What's the worst thing youv'e done?
Jun 23, 2022, 2:48 PM
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Does your basement look anything like this?
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Wife and I went to see Les Misérables at the Peace Center
Jun 23, 2022, 3:06 PM
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(tickets were free). We both agreed to walk out at intermission.
Also, went to see "Wanted" in the theaters in 2008. We made it about 45 mins and walked out.
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All-In [40925]
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yelled at my kid one time for leaving her toy doll on a bus
Jun 23, 2022, 3:11 PM
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well didn't yell at her but told her it was her fault for not paying attention. She was crying because she lost it. It was the bus at the airport after a 16 hour travel day. Instead of waiting for the bus to come back around in 30 min or so we left.
I felt bad and a couple of months later I bought her the same doll, traveled a hour and a half away just to get it. She was already over it and said the new doll wasn't the same anyway.
That was 16 years ago, I am scarred for life and just can't let it go. This was my youngest daughter. Sweet as can be.
rip Frittata 
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Re: What's the worst thing youv'e done?
Jun 23, 2022, 3:15 PM
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When I was 14, I was going through a rough time. My mom had just let her loser boyfriend move in with us. He was 38 years old, 10 years older than my mom at the time, so I called him gramps. He absolutely hated when I called him that because he was living in denial and believed he was still a young buck. He was also fat but I didn’t hold that against him since her last two boyfriends were even fatter.
At the time, I was dating a super awesome 16 year old girl from Seneca. She could buy smokes and had a cousin who had a boat. We spent a lot of time smoking and drinking on Hartwell that summer. I also learned to braid hair and insert a tampon which was cool at the time.
The only reason I mention the girl was because her best friend wasn’t as straight laced as her. She would do literally anything if paid or if a friend was in need. She knew I hated my mom’s boyfriend so she asked me if I wanted her help getting rid of him. I thought she was kidding at first but quickly realized she wasn’t joking around. I can still remember the tingly feeling in my stomach that made me pee a little when she told me her plan.
I won’t bore you with all the details. She showed up at the insurance agency he worked at during his lunch hour wearing a tube top, daisy dukes and her hair in pig tails to make her look younger than her actual age of 15. She asked the receptionist where he was and starting to fake cry when told he just left for lunch. She pulled out a pregnancy test from her fanny pack (they were in style that summer) and made sure everyone in the office could hear her story about him getting her pregnant.
Everyone was furious at him when he returned and things got a little out of hand. Police were called, a punch was thrown and he was fired. Mom didn’t dump him, but he moved out two weeks later to take a job in Macon and move in with his mom while he sorted out his legal issues.
It made me happy at the time, but I now feel bad that his mom was put in the same situation when he moved back home. She was old and didn’t deserve having that bum move back in with her.
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You are our Buddha.***
Jun 23, 2022, 3:50 PM
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Re: You are our Buddha.***
Jun 23, 2022, 4:04 PM
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I don’t know much about religion, but if Buddha did stuff like that I might have to read up on him.
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Let me check on the statute of limitations***
Jun 23, 2022, 3:18 PM
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It's still there.
Jun 23, 2022, 5:00 PM
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Mebbe not the worst but
Jun 23, 2022, 3:25 PM
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Took a big dump in a cardboard beer case and hid it under the bed of a frat bro. Went back several more times and added to it.
####er never knew it was there ??
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Re: Mebbe not the worst but
Jun 23, 2022, 3:38 PM
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Took a big dump in a cardboard beer case and hid it under the bed of a frat bro.
First I was like 
Went back several more times and added to it.
Then I was like 
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we had this cooler on our front porch
Jun 23, 2022, 3:44 PM
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that was full of a deer carcass. sombich been sitting there for about 6 months...basically from deer season to graduation time. well we were throwing a big graduation party and had forgotten what was in there. started cleaning up and realized we need a cooler. I opened it up, and immediately started puking from the smell. most godawful fuggin stank I've ever smelt.
So we put the cooler in back of buddies truck. Pulled in front of "rival" frat house. Lowered the tailgate, and whipped truck around and slung that #### all over their front yard. Grabbed cooler and shagged ###. The whole campus stank for a solid week or so till it rained. It was awful. I threw my clothes away I cleaned the cooler in b/c I couldn't get the smell out.
#2 - we had these indian dudes we hung out with (dot, naturally...GT) and they wanted some blow. we cut their 8ball in bout half with BC powders. bet that #### stung like a #### but they still hung out with us
#3 - we used to habitually take a #### on cardboard and rub it on this dude's car who we didn't like. idk if he ever figured out it was us or not.
#4 - used to play the box game quite a bit. what's the box game? get an empty beer box and fill it with bricks. drunk people walking by the frat house would kick it and hurt the #### out of their foot. one dude was hammered on a bike and tried to run it over. flipped his bike and broke his collar bone lol
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like most, I can't tell the absolute worst
Jun 23, 2022, 4:31 PM
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during teens/20's. Those go to the grave, esp during the "let's ruin a complete stranger's life" mob climate we live in these days.
One I will tell.....more funny than evil and completely unintentional.......was at parents house 10-15 years ago. They had aunt, uncle, cousins from out-of state over for a big family cookout. Hot, swampy Summer Sunday afternoon.
Me, my brother, and male cousin were bored, been drinking a few beers. Decided to pull out the golf clubs and hit balls in the front yard. Big open field across the road so we could pull out the drivers and let the big dog eat.
Somebody suggested aiming at the huge power transformer on the pole out on the road about 100 yards away as as target. Again, bored and leaning towards half-lit. About 10-15 shots in, I blasted a low screamer and ohmygod, it hit some component on that transformer perfectly. Transformer EXPLODED. Like a bomb. Fire, flaming oil flying everywhere. Shook the ground. Power out in every direction. Neighbors from a mile or two down the road start driving up to see what happened. If I hadn't seen it myself (and actually done it) I would never believe that could happen with a golf ball hitting a transformer. Everybody in my family was out in the yard and witnessed it. We all laughed our assses off in semi-disbelief.
We called the power company and they dispatched to come fix. I got paranoid that if they found out what actually happened, I was gonna be footing the entire repair bill. So we all lied our butts off, said we were just all sitting around and "Boom!" it went. No idea how it happened. Foreman just shook his head and said "probably a squirrel". We agreed.
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That happened in Asheville yesterday
Jun 23, 2022, 4:34 PM
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The squirrel I mean
At least that’s what they reported, could have been another golf ball, who knows?
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Is that a Titleist?***
Jun 23, 2022, 4:49 PM
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Nope.***
Jun 23, 2022, 5:05 PM
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...but the worst thing I ever done...
Jun 23, 2022, 6:03 PM
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I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Re: What's the worst thing youv'e done?
Jun 23, 2022, 10:40 PM
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Distant 1,728 on the worst things I’ve done over the course of my life but tonight was a good one. Played golf as a guest at a swanky club and emptied a bottle on one of the members tab after he left to take care of a family emergency. I doubt I’ll be invited back but it was worth it.
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Still feel a little guilty
Jun 23, 2022, 11:15 PM
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We had a mentally/physically challenged kid in kindergarten
His name was Cornelius
We were in the super hero strong guy phase
One of the other kids said I couldn’t push Cornelius down. Challenge accepted, pushed him down
Got my only sad gram sent home and not a happy gram
Parents had to sign the sad ones. I was doing my homework and asked my mom how to spell her name. She figured that I was trying to forge her signature. Kind of a 2 for 1 deal
Sorry Cornelius
Also, had a weird kid invite me to a sleepover bday party in elementary school. My mom knew I didn’t wanna go and made up some lie about being sick or whatever. Turns out I was the only invited and thus ruined his bday. Sorry Eric
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my dog voluntarily did something to me and I didn't stop it
Jun 24, 2022, 6:45 AM
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Intentionally vague, but still I think I said too much.
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I actually wore garnet
Jun 24, 2022, 9:22 AM
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to a party in Cootlumbia once to get a ticket to a Clemson/Usuck game.
Felt dirty for years
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The things we do
Jun 24, 2022, 9:56 AM
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The first of our 5 game losing streak, I cursed us all by wearing a carolina shirt
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