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What's fundamentally gross but you eat any way?
Jun 7, 2021, 12:36 PM
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For me, it's canned green beans. And ###. I eat ass like a re#### on bath salts.
But these are just not good. And I eat them anyway.
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###***
Jun 7, 2021, 12:36 PM
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Whatever falls out of my wife's virginia after Mackey leaves
Jun 7, 2021, 12:37 PM
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hotsawce
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Re: Whatever falls out of my wife's virginia after Mackey leaves
Jun 7, 2021, 1:40 PM
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Get me a face full of dat buttery homestyle!***
Jun 7, 2021, 2:07 PM
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When I'm gargling that slurge down, she be like "I-da-hoe!"***
Jun 7, 2021, 2:21 PM
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Re: What's fundamentally gross but you eat any way?
Jun 7, 2021, 12:37 PM
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Ah yissss, I grew up on them jonks***
Jun 7, 2021, 12:38 PM
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I learned of them when I was single and starving
Jun 7, 2021, 12:40 PM
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and poor. 79 cent will fill you up bro.
My mom scoffed at me all the time. I grew up on a farm, so we always had potatoes at the ready.
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Re: I learned of them when I was single and starving
Jun 7, 2021, 12:42 PM
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For me it was bananas and spaghetti, cheapest things you could find till Ramen came along. The poor man's banquet.
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never was a ramen person
Jun 7, 2021, 12:45 PM
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my roommates in college ate that mess all the time. I never cared for it.
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Re: What's fundamentally gross but you eat any way?
Jun 7, 2021, 12:38 PM
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Do loogies count?
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Do you have them spit directly into your mouth
Jun 7, 2021, 12:39 PM
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or do you pick it up off the sidewalk?
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Re: Do you have them spit directly into your mouth
Jun 7, 2021, 12:40 PM
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it is an important difference, yes
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Re: Wait, I got something just for this
Jun 7, 2021, 12:43 PM
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Re: What's fundamentally gross but you eat any way?
Jun 7, 2021, 12:40 PM
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Bro didn’t you recently admit to eating routinely at Long John Silver’s? I’d rather eat a pallet of canned green beans than defile my body with some unholy frozen carp buttwhole meat from a fast food seafood restaurant
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Re: What's fundamentally gross but you eat any way?
Jun 7, 2021, 12:42 PM
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It's not carp, it's cod. And it's captain D's.
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Do you order extra tartar sauce when you eat at Captian D's
Jun 7, 2021, 12:45 PM
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NUUUUTTTZZZZZZ
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OH MY GOD I HATE YOU ILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY***
Jun 7, 2021, 12:46 PM
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#soclose***
Jun 7, 2021, 12:46 PM
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"Picking little bits of taco meat and potato wedges out of
Jun 7, 2021, 1:42 PM
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the chocolate wonderfall." - Lakebum1
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Raw hamburger meat
Jun 7, 2021, 12:46 PM
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ok, I quit eating it many years ago, but I would eat it again if there were no e coli, etc. issues.
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Re: Raw hamburger meat
Jun 7, 2021, 12:48 PM
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I'd rather eat whatever falls out of otiswife's virginia.***
Jun 7, 2021, 12:48 PM
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basically raw hamburger meat***
Jun 7, 2021, 1:42 PM
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I ought to stop eating raw chicken, probably
Jun 7, 2021, 12:48 PM
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If it's a little pink inside, I'll eat it anyway. twss
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Medium rare chicken is the best
Jun 7, 2021, 12:52 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79252]
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Chicken steak........
Jun 7, 2021, 1:02 PM
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Re: Raw hamburger meat
Jun 7, 2021, 12:55 PM
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In a steak it's called rare, but straight out of a styrofoam package or paper wrapper it's call eeeeeeeeeh.
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Back in HS I worked at a grocery store and one of the
Jun 7, 2021, 12:59 PM
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cashiers would go by the meat department on her break and get a scoop of fresh hamburger to snack on.
Just sat there and nibbled it with her fingers like a savage
She would say, I know it’s gross but I can’t help myself
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Re: Back in HS I worked at a grocery store and one of the
Jun 7, 2021, 1:03 PM
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She definitely needed help
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You are clearly not cooking them correctly
Jun 7, 2021, 12:49 PM
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As to your question
Not really but I do have relatives that eat them regularly
For me it’s probably sardines on toast.
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first thought - hot dogs
Jun 7, 2021, 12:52 PM
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lips'n'assholes
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Pickled beets or chicken livers***
Jun 7, 2021, 12:59 PM
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Re: What's fundamentally gross but you eat any way?
Jun 7, 2021, 1:00 PM
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As long as we're staying American I think we are pretty safe. I had a filipino coworker bring chicken feet and eyeballs to an office cookout once. And don't even look up balut.
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Chili cheese dogs***
Jun 7, 2021, 1:02 PM
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Re: Chili cheese dogs***
Jun 7, 2021, 1:04 PM
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Yes I have a question
Jun 7, 2021, 1:06 PM
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Where do I sign up? Around back?
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Bend over and I'll show you***
Jun 7, 2021, 1:19 PM
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Your mom's slurge***
Jun 7, 2021, 1:05 PM
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Maybe rice?
Jun 7, 2021, 1:13 PM
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But I probably eat like 4 or 5 gross if I counted them all (on avg I mean).
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to
Jun 7, 2021, 3:17 PM
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eat two thousand of something.
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Really surprised that you ranked canned green beans
Jun 7, 2021, 1:15 PM
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Above a centipede
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Oculus Spirit [85337]
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Or a slim jim in a swiss cake roll for that matter
Jun 7, 2021, 1:18 PM
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Both are "fundamentally gross" and he chooses to combine them.
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Two negatives makes a positive
Jun 7, 2021, 1:30 PM
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Only thought process I can come up with.
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Oysters. Raw or smoked.***
Jun 7, 2021, 1:20 PM
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I been trying to figger out what you mean by
Jun 7, 2021, 1:20 PM
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fundamentally gross. Green beans are plants homestyle.
I guess oysters are fundamentally gross - but I ####### love em and slurp em up like your mom's cooter (also fundamentally gross).
Mushrooms grow by decomposing stuff. That's kinda gross...but love those too. Even the cool ones that grow in cow #### (or used to at least).
Bologna is kinda gross - still eat it.
Fast food (McD's, BK, Krystal) is gross - eat in a pinch.
Some morons prolly say sushi is gross since it's not cooked - love that #### too.
And last but not least - dirty ### chinese food when fighting a vicious hangover.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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My son likes to dip french fries in ranch and lick the ranch
Jun 7, 2021, 1:34 PM
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off without eating the fry. Then he'll try to feed it to either me or my wife and melts down if one of us doesn't eat it. So somebody either has to eat the fry, or we get screamed at for 15 minutes. Sometimes it just has to be done.
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Oculus Spirit [79252]
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Dood, you better put a stop to that #### now or he'll be
Jun 7, 2021, 1:38 PM
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walking you on leashes soon. How old is he, like 1? Explain to him why that's groce then send your wife to timeout for being weak.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Almost 2. He's definitely his fathers son, almost like I
Jun 7, 2021, 1:45 PM
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cloned myself except he's got blue eyes. And I don't like ranch. He gets disciplined, he just doesn't GAF. He comes from a long line of hell raisers though, so nobody is really surprised.
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I mean, when you think of all the bacteria
Jun 7, 2021, 1:41 PM
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and all that comes along with a woman's ######.....this should be tops of the list. I watched some doctor video a while back on youtube when really high and they were talking about even the cleanest ###### has like dozens of bacteria running around. Plus, that just leads to eating ### that is basically the grossest of all time, but for some reason we all (if you dont you are a loser or lying) do at some point in our relationships.
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OK STOP. Don’t ruin it! ******
Jun 7, 2021, 1:44 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79252]
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But what if you check it first with your fingers and then
Jun 7, 2021, 1:48 PM
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smell them. If they don't smell like disease is it ok to slurp that slurge?
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That means you don't know how to prepare them.....
Jun 7, 2021, 2:26 PM
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Coat the bottom of the pot in about a quarter of an inch of red wine vinegar, half a stick of butter, empty all of green been continents in pot, put lots of pepper, and a little bit of salt, bring to a boil, and then put heat down to a 3 level....low boil for about 45 min to an hour.
Best you'll ever eat....key ingredient is red wine vinegar.
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For fresh ones, yes.
Jun 7, 2021, 2:36 PM
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For these canned ones? I'm not trying to brine them MORE!
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You're missing out.***
Jun 7, 2021, 3:15 PM
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Hog brains and grits.....
Jun 7, 2021, 3:21 PM
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or eggs and ramps. Both will make you poo sideways.
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Chilled monkey brains.
Jun 7, 2021, 3:21 PM
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But seriously folks, this shit's the bomb with some eggs over easy on top:
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We give our dog the low sodium version of those green beans
Jun 7, 2021, 3:25 PM
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He loves them; vet told us to do that to add to his food because they don't add many calories, so he doesn't get too big and fat.
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lol why are you adding green beans on his food?***
Jun 7, 2021, 3:32 PM
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Dog still needs to eat, but dog food is pretty fattening
Jun 7, 2021, 3:40 PM
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So we add it in place of all of his food. And that picky littlechit gets where he won't even eat his regular food.
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Re: What's fundamentally gross but you eat any way?
Jun 7, 2021, 3:35 PM
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I have to cook them exactly as I cook any greenbeans.
Jun 7, 2021, 6:50 PM
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At least three quarts of beans, slab of fatback or bacon, perhaps in a pinch bacon grease, for 6-24 hrs according to which heat setting on your stove. Greenbeans, or any dried beans, will not cook in 20 minutes contrary to what Betty Crocker or Martha Steward say.
Paula Dean will testify.
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