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Hall of Famer [23994]
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What did you get for your wife
Apr 20, 2018, 11:21 AM
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on her first mothers day?
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All-In [43682]
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A face full of manloation***
Apr 20, 2018, 11:22 AM
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Re: A face full of manloation***
Apr 20, 2018, 11:32 AM
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I don't remember about MD,
Apr 20, 2018, 11:29 AM
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But one of the things I got her for our 1st Christmas was an orbital buffer. Her car needed waxing. That didn't go over well.
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All-In [40656]
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This is one HELL of an innuendo.***
Apr 20, 2018, 11:32 AM
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Nothing.
Apr 20, 2018, 11:38 AM
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After all...she's not MY mother. That responsibility fell squarely on my infant son, who was too danged lazy to crawl down to the store and get her something nice.
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Re: Nothing.
Apr 20, 2018, 12:51 PM
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junior®
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110%er [5508]
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Clemson Pen
Apr 20, 2018, 11:42 AM
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is
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Get her a nap
Apr 20, 2018, 11:45 AM
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this is not a joke.
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Heisman Winner [137922]
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All-expenses-paid roundtrip to Poundtown.
Apr 20, 2018, 11:46 AM
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And when I say "roundtrip"...yeah, you know what that means.
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Oculus Spirit [79207]
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motioned your hips in a circular motion?
Apr 20, 2018, 12:02 PM
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Like if you were hoola hooping?
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All-In [35541]
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marriage lol***
Apr 20, 2018, 11:48 AM
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All-In [45755]
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Divorce. Sigh.
Apr 20, 2018, 11:56 AM
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??????
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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You were married for at least 1 mothers day rite?***
Apr 20, 2018, 11:59 AM
[ in reply to marriage lol*** ] |
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Orange Blooded [2762]
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Left for a six month deployment, I didn't want to hear
Apr 20, 2018, 12:00 PM
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YOU DID THIS TOO ME!! And all the crying
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All-In [43682]
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Hey!
Apr 20, 2018, 12:32 PM
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Who are you and post some tiddie pigs already!
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Orange Blooded [2762]
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Re: Hey!
Apr 20, 2018, 1:22 PM
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Based upon the rudeness of the request, I give you this
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Re: Hey!
Apr 20, 2018, 1:25 PM
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All-In [47819]
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Lube
Apr 20, 2018, 12:45 PM
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Cherry flavored anal lube, because her vagina was ruined from having the kid
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Heisman Winner [137922]
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I enjoy how this is applicable to the first wife, but not
Apr 20, 2018, 12:49 PM
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the second.
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All-In [47819]
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I know, right!
Apr 20, 2018, 12:50 PM
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Wait, 2nd had a baby as well.
Dammit!
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Re: What did you get for your wife
Apr 20, 2018, 12:48 PM
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Nothing. She’s not my mother.***
Apr 20, 2018, 12:53 PM
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Hall of Famer [22944]
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Want a serious post?
Apr 20, 2018, 1:00 PM
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Took kid to local pottery place. Did some handprints and footprints on ceramic plate then glazed it. Pretty cheap but wife loved it. She let me practice trying for kid #2 that night.
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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This has potential
Apr 20, 2018, 1:02 PM
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Wife's friends mom has a pottery business. Maybe next year tho, baby is too small right now
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Hall of Famer [22944]
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Can take her out on a date without kid***
Apr 20, 2018, 1:26 PM
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Heisman Winner [105562]
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Pearl necklace
Apr 20, 2018, 1:05 PM
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Then I ejaculated on her throat
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Oculus Spirit [79207]
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Been trying to remember all morning. But I forgot.
Apr 20, 2018, 1:12 PM
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I'm sure it was spectacular though because I always have great ideas.
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