It's totally cool for dudes to drink champagne and these guys embraced that
shocked to see a decent amount of people drinking scotch
Never trust a woman who asks for a taste of something, says she doesn't like it and then decides she does and drinks that the rest of the night. She's lucky she's cute and I feel bad for the guy that put a ring on it, cus she had the crazy eyes fo sho
FOB told a great dad joke and I hope I can remember it when daughter of gets hitched. Hey groom, do you know how to make a honeymoon salad? Total blank look Easy, lettuce alone and no dressing! DJ even gave the rim shot afterwards
New guy on the job had his car hit in the parking lot...by a cop...well a security guard type person. They had to call in a state trooper to make the report
Vodka, soda with grapefruit was HOT last night and I've never seen that much grapefruit juice in one night
Gotta stay hydrated while ordering a water is insanely annoying. If you are hitting a wedding this year, don't say that while ordering a water, the bartenders won't like you
Drunks are always going to be looking for that last beer after the bar is closed. We gave two right as we were clearing everything out of the way. 3 minutes later I watch his friend accidentally knock it out of his hand and dude was aero raging that we didn't have anymore to give him. I didn't feel bad at all
Finally had a chick say I'm cute and that I should unbutton my top button for more tips. No more tips, but happy to say STILL GOT IT
Stay hydrated while you drink your Tito's seltzer lime today!
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