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Commissioner [967]
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True Rooster tale!
Aug 24, 2016, 11:33 AM
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I had a visitor from Alabama wearing a Bama hat to tell me a story that he swears is true. While driving in Columbia getting on I77 when he saw a rooster heading North. He had a coworker who made fun of his hat and said "Alabama sucks!". My visitor simply said " Your team is so bad I saw your mascot leaving town!"
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Yes!***
Aug 24, 2016, 11:50 AM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: True Rooster tale!
Aug 24, 2016, 11:51 AM
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All-In [38925]
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helarious***
Aug 24, 2016, 11:59 AM
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Heisman Winner [105551]
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OH MY GAWD
Aug 24, 2016, 12:02 PM
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THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I just laughed so hard I gave myself cancer.
Aug 24, 2016, 12:07 PM
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Literally.
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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thats good stuff right there bro hammer. Point.***
Aug 24, 2016, 12:11 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Bump for the 12:13 PM crowd.***
Aug 24, 2016, 12:13 PM
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110%er [5249]
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Whew, thanks. Glad I was just able to see this***
Aug 24, 2016, 12:15 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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BUMP! This is probably the closest thing to the
Aug 24, 2016, 12:19 PM
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"Seinfeld phenomenon" that you'll ever come across on the internet.
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110%er [5887]
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Re: True Rooster tale!
Aug 24, 2016, 12:24 PM
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ROTFLMFDO
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All-In [46825]
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Re: True Rooster tale!
Aug 24, 2016, 12:27 PM
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All-In [43673]
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ohmuhgod man u half a real gif my belly hurts real bad now
Aug 24, 2016, 12:32 PM
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from laffing you should post moar offen man this kinda good cleaned humor is what this bored rilly needs until kickoff jus a few moar weeks man!
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Re: True Rooster tale!***
Aug 24, 2016, 12:35 PM
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What kind of car was the rooster driving? I'm asking for a
Aug 24, 2016, 12:52 PM
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friend.
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110%er [7010]
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Car the rooster was driving had
Aug 24, 2016, 1:27 PM
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Florida plates, I'm sure....
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Re: Car the rooster was driving had***
Aug 24, 2016, 1:30 PM
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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i regret that i have but one point for this post!***
Aug 24, 2016, 1:42 PM
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All-In [43673]
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bump due to awesomeness***
Aug 24, 2016, 2:41 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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BUMP for those who missed it yesterday, and those of
Aug 25, 2016, 8:37 AM
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us who want to re-live the glory.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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B-U-M-P for the Thursday lunch crowd.
Aug 25, 2016, 12:22 PM
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CUATION: SWALLOW FOOD BEFORE READING.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Bump for how is this masterpiece post not HOF yet?***
Aug 25, 2016, 12:58 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Has MauldinT seen this post yet?
Aug 25, 2016, 12:58 PM
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MauldinT
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110%er [7657]
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Wait ... where am I?
Aug 25, 2016, 1:02 PM
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Is this the lounge? I need to get my navigation in check.
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All-In [43673]
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Don't worry about the details. Let's keep it big picture
Aug 25, 2016, 3:27 PM
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here. You are in a thread whereby the OP has posted probably one of the single greatest quotes/jokes/stories in the history of the internet.
Go point this man and get your innernet buddies to do the same. This MUST get to the HOF.
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Rock Defender [53]
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How is this post still not HOF?***
Aug 26, 2016, 11:20 AM
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110%er [5887]
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Re: True Rooster tale!
Aug 26, 2016, 4:40 PM
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Read this for the 5th time. EVERY SINGLE TIME I'VE SPIT COFFEE ON MY SCREEN.
I OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER!!! I MEAN, HOW DUMB AM I?
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Rock Defender [53]
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If Crump and B-Meists stats are to be trusted, 2791 people
Aug 26, 2016, 4:47 PM
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don't appreciate true comedic genius.
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110%er [5887]
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Re: If Crump and B-Meists stats are to be trusted, 2791 people
Aug 26, 2016, 4:49 PM
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2834 and counting.
Buncha nimcompoops not to laff at something like this. I mean, I've told everybody I knew this joke and the reaction is always the same --- pure, unadulterated hysteria.
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110%er [9734]
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How did i miss this 2 days ago? Yall really let a fella down.***
Aug 26, 2016, 4:52 PM
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All-In [43673]
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bump fer laffs***
Aug 26, 2016, 5:06 PM
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110%er [5887]
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Re: bump fer laffs***
Aug 26, 2016, 7:47 PM
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Bump 4 the evening crowd
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CU Guru [1066]
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This is the FUNNIEST post...
Aug 26, 2016, 9:10 PM
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...Robertn ever recommended in the Lunge that I read today since I stopped in Montana and sat down at this table at this wings joint.
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All-In [43673]
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13 more to HOF.***
Aug 26, 2016, 9:40 PM
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110%er [5887]
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Re: 13 more to HOF.***
Aug 26, 2016, 10:00 PM
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11 MORE! Keep bumping. If this doesn't get to HOF, then Tigernet should just shut their operation down.
MAKE IT HAPPEN GUISE.
Bump it again
BUMP IT LIKE A ####!!!!
Bump
Bump
Almost there!
We can do better than this, jounge. Give this man that last point he deserves.
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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Ba-dump-bump. HOF, no?***
Aug 27, 2016, 11:09 AM
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Orange Blooded [4035]
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Re: Ba-dump-bump. HOF, no?***
Aug 29, 2016, 1:08 PM
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HOF? What? This wasnt even written in English.
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110%er [5887]
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Re: True Rooster tale!
Aug 29, 2016, 10:21 PM
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Here's to cementing the all-time best Tnet post in the anals of Internet history
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110%er [6474]
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Re: True Rooster tale!
Aug 29, 2016, 11:49 PM
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To me, the funny thing is a Coot telling Bama that The Tide "sucks." If Bama Sucks, the English language does not contain words to accurately describe USUC.
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