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Things to see at the state fair
Oct 19, 2021, 9:24 AM
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Fat People
Poor People
Teenage Girls with low cut shirts and no braziers
Drug addicts
Carnies
Women in impossibly tight pants (both good and bad)
Chickens, ducks, geese, swans, turkeys, pigeons, mules
Fried Mushroom vendors that are cash only
ATM machines with $10 service charges
Me leaving the fair with no fried mushrooms
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I know exactly how you feel.
Oct 19, 2021, 9:30 AM
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I left Walmart Sunday afternoon without fried mushrooms and saw the exact same list of things.
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You forgot
Oct 19, 2021, 9:31 AM
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Fried Dough, aka funnel cakes...
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some idiot was on the blackstone forum
Oct 19, 2021, 10:03 AM
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trying to cover his grease trap to make it into a deep fryer for funnel cakes
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So basically all of western and southern Lexington County?***
Oct 19, 2021, 10:01 AM
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Until the sun went down, then Richland County showed up***
Oct 19, 2021, 11:05 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79110]
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Didn't see anyone getting sloppy toppy?
Oct 19, 2021, 10:06 AM
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Figured someone would need $10 for that crackrock bad enough to get on their knees.
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Oculus Spirit [79388]
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ryanadidas and his crew up in the ohoto booth like
Oct 19, 2021, 10:11 AM
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"Post this #### on mah insta, post this #### on mah insta"
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Why do fat poor people even go to the state fair?
Oct 19, 2021, 11:16 AM
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We can’t even fit on the rides or afford the food. Makes no sense.
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I saw a big ol gal filling up and overflowing out of the top
Oct 19, 2021, 12:09 PM
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of a two seater bumper car. Also saw a very large woman go through a fun-house. They had to turn off the rotating barrel at the end so she could crawl through. Then the dumb bish went back through a second and third time.
Talking about poor folks - this is the busiest time of the year for pawn shops... not Christmas. People wanting to have a good time and show their family a good time. I get it. It's not *smart*, but not everybody can go to Carowinds or a fancy Myrtle Beach vacation every year.
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Things I like the best about the fair
Oct 19, 2021, 12:51 PM
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1. Staying home and not wasting money on cheap #### all while experiencing all the trash SC has to offer.
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I agree 1000%, but my kids absolutely love the rides.
Oct 19, 2021, 3:41 PM
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I'm sure in a few years they'll want to go to fingerbang and/or get fingerbanged in the animal stalls, and a few years after that they won't think it's cool anymore. Then they'll have kids and the circle will be complete.
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Greenr has never been to the State Fair. I feel like I
Oct 19, 2021, 3:44 PM
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wouldn't appreciate it now.
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