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Auburn has an odor like
Apr 4, 2013, 1:25 PM
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a day old floater.
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can you describe that smell?***
Apr 4, 2013, 1:27 PM
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It's probably a lot like the smell coming from that
Apr 4, 2013, 1:31 PM
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sewage plant next to the dead cockroach in Columbia
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a sewage plant next to a football stadium....now's that a
Apr 4, 2013, 1:35 PM
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good idea....
Hey Larry....where do ya thunk we outta put this poop plunt.....
Uhhh....Ricky.....that there fuutbull stadum is unly uzed 7 timz a yur...why nut thur
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Re: a sewage plant next to a football stadium....now's that a
Apr 4, 2013, 2:00 PM
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I always wondered why the tracks for the cockabooses ended at that sewage plant. Makes sense I reckon.
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Re: a sewage plant next to a football stadium....now's that a
Apr 4, 2013, 2:15 PM
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Everything they care about ends at that sewage plant. All those turds smell the same as pure sh!!!!!t. Even the ones that wear those I lovecocks t-shirts!!!
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Oculus Spirit [96819]
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110%er [7913]
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I've seen day old floaters in my lifetime....
Apr 4, 2013, 1:33 PM
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they don't quite smell as bad as the odor coming from west of Atlanta today....
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Re: Auburn has an odor like
Apr 4, 2013, 2:08 PM
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Thats funny, I thought it smelled like new money.
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Turds.....?
Apr 4, 2013, 2:18 PM
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The Turds never became accepted in this country because of their name. The Turds, or people from Turdsmania, were people of healthy stock. They were tall, with long straight hair; the men robust, the women bold and beautiful. The first Turds arrived on these shores in fifteen eighty-nine, one year after the defeat of the Spanish Armada. They were unjustly blamed for the defeat of the Spanish Fleet when a Spanish admiral remarked, "No wonder we lost, we had a bunch of turds managing our cannons!"
When finally in America, they also had trouble with lodgings. Most boarding houses had a sign on the front, "No Turds." The Turdsmen naturally interpreted it to mean, "No people from Turdsmania, please." They consequently felt rejected, as would any turd.
Even those who decided to return to Turdsmania had a rough time going back. Once on the bother, they would ask, "Where do the turds stay?" And a mate would innocently reply, "Why, in the can, sir," thinking it was some kind of Navy test. The Turdsmen would spend the rest of the voyage huddled in the men's room. Once back in the homeland, however, their lot became a happier one. Each man and woman could pass each other on the street and proudly say, "I'm a Turd!"
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