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Ladies & Gentlemen, President Donald J Trump's cabinet
Apr 4, 2016, 2:17 PM
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Vice President - Sarah Palin
She got a really raw deal back in ’08, plus, she’d be the best insurance against President Donald J Trump getting assassinated.
State - Dennis Rodman
Proven record at negotiating with our most intransigent adversary
Treasury - Bernie Madoff
Yes, he’d need a pardon – but he’d make sure we’d never run out of money by instituting a federal Fonzie scheme
Defense - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
He'd probably change the title back to Secretary of War
Attorney General – Chris Christie
He’s done everything but fellate President Donald J Trump onstage – he’s owed
Interior - Ted Nugent
To ensure that all Americans own firearms
Agriculture – Charles Koch
Eliminate organic farming – better agriculture through chemicals
Commerce - Howard Stern
The King of All Media knows should be a good steward of the economy
Labor - Jim Walton
Keep Labor Costs LOW!
HHS - Martin Shkreli
He’d make sure healthcare money stays where it belongs – in the hands of Big Pharma
HUD - Ivanka Trump
Keep the gentrification in the family
Transportation - Vince McMahon
Nobody knows more about logistics than Vince
Energy – Ken Lay
C’mon, we know who really wrote Cheney’s National Energy Policy – Mr Enron
Education - Rush Limbaugh
Who better than Rush to propagate the propaganda
Veteran’s Administration - Jesse Ventura
A veteran, governor, biker gang member who has also worked closely with the Secretary of Transportation – ‘nuff said
Homeland Security - Joe Arpaio
Who else would we trust with building and manning the wall that the Mexicans paid for?
Supreme Court Nominee – Judith Scheindlin
I think we can all agree that Judge Judy belongs on SCOTUS
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I could get on board
Apr 4, 2016, 2:20 PM
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with a federal Fonzie scheme.
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Re: I could get on board
Apr 4, 2016, 3:29 PM
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I was LOLOLOLOLOLing when I read Fonzie scheme.
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Trump said a few years ago before he ran that he'd put
Apr 4, 2016, 2:31 PM
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Howard Stern on the SC. After all, he is America's judge.
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A couple of reconsiderations......
Apr 5, 2016, 8:31 AM
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Upon reflection, I realize that President Donald J Trump's old buddy Martha Stewart should be Secretary of Commerce. She knows how insider trading works, and a felony conviction can be easily erased. Plus, she'd keep the economy cooking.
And the King of All Media, Howard Stern, would be better employed as White House Press Secretary.
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And Ken Lay is dead, so might I suggest
Apr 5, 2016, 10:22 AM
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Jeffrey Skilling?
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Re: Ladies & Gentlemen, President Donald J Trump's cabinet
Apr 5, 2016, 4:02 PM
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Stern would never join this clown party. He's happy with is on circus on XM/Sirius
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Trump has been on Stern's show couple dozen times......
Apr 7, 2016, 12:18 PM
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Stern has done a lot for The Donald's image. Trump owes Stern.
Plus, he'd be the best at telling liberal reporters to shut up.
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