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If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?
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If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 29, 2021, 1:38 PM

I’m going to keep a list in case anymore injuries. That way he knows who to call. I’m having a hard time figuring out where I could fit in. I do have 4 years of eligibility left. I have the height of a wide receiver, the weight of a division 3 linebacker, the speed of an offensive tackle, the strength of a punter, the agility of a center, knowledge of football of a slightly above average tnetter, and the heart of the offspring of skalski/boulware.

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Back up “Get Back Coach”.


Sep 29, 2021, 1:40 PM

If I were to take the field, I’d be an awesome 4th string long snapper.

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Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 29, 2021, 1:47 PM

You sound like a natural for shortstop.

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Punter ... I would teach them how to alternate


Sep 29, 2021, 1:47 PM

Kicking legs so they dont wear down in the 4th quarter

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Re: Punter ... I would teach them how to alternate


Sep 29, 2021, 1:59 PM

On the other hand, Potter is rotting on the bench. Fewer extras, kickoffs, and exactly one field goal attempt/make in four games!

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Not a bad idea.


Sep 29, 2021, 2:00 PM [ in reply to Punter ... I would teach them how to alternate ]

Alternating the legs that is. I suspect would be a bad idea to make you punter.

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Not an option ... used up all my eligibility at


Sep 29, 2021, 2:05 PM

East Tennessee Technical University College of Performing Arts and Liberal Studies - Murfreesboro campus

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Missionary


Sep 29, 2021, 2:09 PM

I haven’t learned any advanced moves yet

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I here a lady named “Frank”


Sep 29, 2021, 2:43 PM

Can teach you a few things

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Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 29, 2021, 2:13 PM

I think like Burt Reynolds in the longest yard, I have one run left in me, but would use it at Fullback. Lord knows those boys need all the extra blockers they can get.


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Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 29, 2021, 2:18 PM

Water boy. But, I would drink as much as I carried on the field for the players.

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How long can you hold your urine?


Sep 29, 2021, 2:44 PM

In case he asks.

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Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 29, 2021, 2:32 PM

Offensive Coordinator, for sure!

https://www.tigernet.com/clemson-forum/thread/if-dabo-needs-help-with-the-offense-2097678


Go Tigers!?????

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I've read a lot of posts here by people


Sep 29, 2021, 2:47 PM

who can absolutely help him out in the excuse making department.

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Re: I've read a lot of posts here by people


Sep 29, 2021, 3:36 PM

So, are you saying that Offensive Excuse Maker Coach position would be too competitive? Or has it already been filled?

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Was this meant to be a joke?***


Sep 30, 2021, 12:42 AM [ in reply to I've read a lot of posts here by people ]



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Food Taster***


Sep 29, 2021, 3:37 PM



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Sep 29, 2021, 4:05 PM

Guard, tackle, and end. Sit on the end of the bench, guard the water bucket, and tackle anyone who got near it. As sedentary a position as they could come up with.

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Get back coach here.***


Sep 29, 2021, 5:16 PM



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Transfer portal monitor.


Sep 29, 2021, 5:45 PM

I’d love to get paid a six figure salary to do absolutely nothing.

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Referee evaluation!***


Sep 29, 2021, 5:58 PM



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Referee evaluation!***


Sep 29, 2021, 5:58 PM



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I could manage the Tiger Lillies


Sep 29, 2021, 6:02 PM

I'm sure there would be a growing process. I'm confident I'd be up to the job

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For relaxing times, make it Suntory time


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Sep 29, 2021, 6:04 PM

Rally cat baton picker upper.

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Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 29, 2021, 7:10 PM

I could resize his laminated play chart. Index card size should be more than adequate.

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the only good politician is a dead politician.


Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 29, 2021, 8:53 PM

I could be the tnet monitor since somehow what’s said on here has an effect on the team and coaches

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Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 29, 2021, 8:55 PM

Bench holder & warmer with expertise in encouraging these players to give more effort!

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We keep getting better & better everyday, in every way!
“The only disability is a bad Attitude” Dabo Swinney!!
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Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 29, 2021, 9:10 PM

Dabo isn't going to call. He just had a revelation that " the problem's on offense are not complicated, it's simple really" REALLY
My guess is like RGIII said, the scheme doesn't work with the players.
But ole Dabo and TE aren't going to change the scheme.
DJ might be a great QB if we had a line that could provide some protection. But he's a drop back passer and isn't illusive, deceptive, or mobile enough to buy time needed due to the line breaking down. So there Dabo, it really is simple!

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Cheerleader evaluation


Sep 29, 2021, 8:59 PM

I’m a natural

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Ostarine Injector


Sep 29, 2021, 9:14 PM

Although it might be time to juice them with the good stuff, maybe a nice Test C or E stack with some deca or dbol.

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Put me in the slot. I can find that big dern open spot in


Sep 29, 2021, 9:19 PM

the middle of the field this year.

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Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 29, 2021, 9:22 PM

Gameday fashion coordinator

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Sep 29, 2021, 9:34 PM

Pilot

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Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 30, 2021, 10:12 AM

Realtor for inbound/outbound OC and OL Coaches.

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Re: If Dabo called today, what position could you help out with?


Sep 30, 2021, 10:17 AM

Instead of the "Get Back" coach, I'd be the "Shut Up" coach for Tony

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Left End....of the bench. I have about an 8 inch vertical


Sep 30, 2021, 10:40 AM

leap, and got outrun by gurls in the 40. I ran the Hundred Yard Dash more like a long semicolon.

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