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Tough times in the Obed house.
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Tough times in the Obed house.


Jun 9, 2021, 9:03 AM

Rough spell going on right now that I'm working through.

First, my son came out to me last week. I've been struggling with how to cope with this because he's clearly a different person than I thought he was and I'm not sure where he's getting these feelings and emotions. You see, we were at Kroger grocery shopping, and when we got to the peanut butter aisle he said "Dad, can we get the crunchy Jif? I like it better but you never buy it." I haven't spoken to him since but I have to sooner or later.


Secondly, my daughter has now discovered Glee on our streaming services. I put up with this abomination of a show for yeeeears as my wife watched it. It's like Grease meets Saved by the Bell except 80% of the characters are flaming, Richard Simmons, rollerblading gay. That's fine, but when they're singing bad 80's songs badly, it's more than a man can take. I thought I was done with it when my wife stopped watching 10+ years ago, but now every time I walk in a room where my daughter is there's a man with heavy makeup on TV snapping his fingers and singing Footloose or similar.

Please keep me in your thoughts.

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Re: Tough times in the Obed house.


Jun 9, 2021, 9:06 AM



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To think, we used to respect you around here but now you


Jun 9, 2021, 9:08 AM

show us how bad of a parent you can me.



Crunchy Peanut Butter is fuggin gross.
Glee is TERRIBLE, but probably better than High School Musical the Musical the Series, which is one of my daughter's favorite shows.

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It's perfectly normal. I experimented once in my life


Jun 9, 2021, 9:11 AM

See we always had creamy PB growing up and I wondered....what if? So yeah for a while I would only get crunchy once I moved out and could make my own food purchases. But just like the Amish and rumspringa, I came back after a while.

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What is wrong with you?


Jun 9, 2021, 9:12 AM

Crunchy peanut butter is FAR superior to creamy.

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Re: What is wrong with you?


Jun 9, 2021, 9:16 AM



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Remember that time you moved to New Jersey and got all weird


Jun 9, 2021, 9:23 AM [ in reply to What is wrong with you? ]

https://youtu.be/r2QVjp4KEjU

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and you like


Jun 9, 2021, 9:26 AM [ in reply to What is wrong with you? ]

Jim Beam......makes sense

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Heh - screen name was created in like 2001


Jun 9, 2021, 9:28 AM

Not much of a Jim Beam drinker anymore.

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Creamy Jif the best followed by creamy Skippy. My parents


Jun 9, 2021, 10:10 AM [ in reply to What is wrong with you? ]

raised us on Peter Pan. What were they thinking?

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I've never intentionally eaten creamy peanut butter


Jun 9, 2021, 10:18 AM [ in reply to What is wrong with you? ]

except in like a Reese's cup.

because there's no reason to, given the better option of crunchy. I always thought creamy was made exclusively for old people without teeth, and babies.

Well, you learn something new every day.

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^^^^^ This is correct. This is the way.***


Jun 9, 2021, 10:29 AM [ in reply to What is wrong with you? ]



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I guess some people prefer it, but when I eat peanut butter


Jun 9, 2021, 10:31 AM [ in reply to What is wrong with you? ]

I don't want to feel the nuts in my mowf.

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THIS is the correct answer***


Jun 9, 2021, 10:52 AM [ in reply to What is wrong with you? ]



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Kroger??


Jun 9, 2021, 9:17 AM

And here I was believing you were a fellow elitist.

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Kroger is the ####***


Jun 9, 2021, 9:20 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Not when there's a Lowe's around.***


Jun 9, 2021, 9:21 AM



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What, you only buy NRG drinks and peanuts?***


Jun 9, 2021, 9:22 AM



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Re: Not when there's a Lowe's around.***


Jun 9, 2021, 9:23 AM [ in reply to Not when there's a Lowe's around.*** ]

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but really never been to Lowes much except for house stuff

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Re: Not when there's a Lowe's around.***


Jun 9, 2021, 9:27 AM [ in reply to Not when there's a Lowe's around.*** ]

1. Wegmans



2. Lowe’s
3. Fresh Market/Whole Foods

4. Publix


5-x. Piggly Wiggly, Bilo, Kroger, Food Lion, all bargain bin rotting produce purveyors of economy sized store brand boxed mac and cheese and other diabetogenic slop.

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Kroger is tiddies in the midwest.


Jun 9, 2021, 9:21 AM [ in reply to Kroger?? ]

It's buttwholes in the souf.

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You ain't shopped in MY Kroger.


Jun 9, 2021, 10:11 AM [ in reply to Kroger?? ]

They're the bestest here in middle TN. Only Lowes here is hardware.

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Thoughts and prayers.***


Jun 9, 2021, 9:21 AM



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what he needs is a gun***


Jun 9, 2021, 2:33 PM



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original Footloose is awesome***


Jun 9, 2021, 9:21 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


EVERYBODY CUT FOOTLOOSE!!!


Jun 9, 2021, 9:30 AM



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You've destroyed my image of you


Jun 9, 2021, 9:52 AM

honestly, I thought you were a hardcore Trader Joes shopper, maybe Whole Foods, but I never imagined you being a Kroger guy. Krogers isn't bad, just, well, I'm just disappointed

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IT'S THE BEST GROCERY STORE WITHIN 45 MINS OF


Jun 9, 2021, 10:14 AM

MY HOUSE AND KROGERS HERE ARE DIFFERENT FROM KROGERS IN SC.

dawghater23 can you jump in and help?

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sorry I can't help you here man


Jun 15, 2021, 9:14 AM

I went in the Kroger near y'all - hard pass.

I'm a publix guy through and through.

Kroger uses my competition and has inferior produce and meat selections. On top of having to deal w/ the poors - no thanks amigo.

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I like Publix too, but the one here looks like an extras


Jun 15, 2021, 9:18 AM

Casting call for Cocoon. It’s soooo run down.

Believe it or not we had a nice fresh market that closed down after about 2 years. Only town I’ve ever seen put a fresh market and a Krispy Kreme out of business.

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Re: Tough times in the Obed house.


Jun 9, 2021, 9:56 AM

At least your son's not watching Glee

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I like crunchy Jif.


Jun 9, 2021, 10:15 AM

Send the boy to me, I and I'll send a smooth jif kid so you'll have the proper number of credits when tax time comes. I have daughters who will swap the girl out for a Motown fan.

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Did you explain to him that the dog has trouble dealing with


Jun 9, 2021, 10:37 AM

the crunchy PB?

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First I was like, oh, your son is gay, then like, no, he


Jun 9, 2021, 1:27 PM

likes crunchy peanut butter, then like, oh, he likes nuts.

I am confused again.


PS just making it around to the non JB shitpoastings.

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Good thing work keeps you so busy.


Jun 9, 2021, 1:33 PM

You could probably go buy a cot from Bass Pro and just not go home some nights.

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Is Glee not a good show?


Jun 9, 2021, 1:35 PM

I don't mind it. There's far more hot chicks that fruity dudes, and the music is pretty good most of the time.

I don't have a preference in peanut butter. I don't love it either way, but if somebody offers me one of the other, I'll just tell them either is fine.

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