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Today is 'National Tell An Old Joke Day', the oldest . . . .
Jul 24, 2012, 7:20 AM
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"GAMECOCK NATION"
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Re: Today is 'National Tell An Old Joke Day', the oldest . . . .
Jul 24, 2012, 7:28 AM
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Have you kicked your dawg today?
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Just my chicken...***
Jul 24, 2012, 7:36 AM
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Re: Today is 'National Tell An Old Joke Day', the oldest . . . .
Jul 24, 2012, 8:08 AM
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A Clemson fan and a Carolina fan are in the bathroom. The Clemson fan finishes peeing and starts to walk out the door. The Carolina fan says, "At Carolina they teach us to wash our hands after we pee." The Clemson fan says, "At Clemson they teach us not to pee all over our hands."
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Re: Today is 'National Tell An Old Joke Day', the oldest . . . .
Jul 24, 2012, 9:01 AM
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Clemson graduate walk in to wal mart and asks a worker if they sell 7-pack of underwear. Retailer says no only 12-pack and asks why. Young man says I need one for monday, tuesday, wednesday and so forth. After this a Gawja alumni comes in and ask the same thing. Gives the same response. Then a UNC alum comes in and asks the clerk and gives the same response as well. The clerk now frustrated as the gamecock alum walks in and asks if they sell 12-pack underwear. The worker smiles and says indeed we do. He then asks why does he need 12-pack of underwear. The gamecock alum replies, I need a pair for January February March...
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Re: Today is 'National Tell An Old Joke Day', the oldest . . . .
Jul 24, 2012, 9:07 AM
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Q: What do you call a good looking woman on the Usuck campus?
A: A visitor
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Re: Today is 'National Tell An Old Joke Day', the oldest . . . .
Jul 24, 2012, 10:56 AM
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Q) why doesn't Florida fall into the ocean?
A) because Georgia sucks
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The best USuC joke and it is true
Jul 24, 2012, 10:01 AM
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Lou Holtz
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Old Joke: Why wasn't Jesus born in Columbia?
Jul 24, 2012, 10:52 AM
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Because it takes 3 wise men & a virgin.
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Lou Holtz?***
Jul 24, 2012, 11:47 AM
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What should I tell him?***
Jul 24, 2012, 11:55 AM
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Re: Today is 'National Tell An Old Joke Day', the oldest . . . .
Jul 24, 2012, 12:07 PM
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A good old Clemson boy and his faithful dog Beau were driving in their pick up truck one day when they saw a Gamecock fan hitch-hiking on the side of the road. The good old boy decided to pull over and, being the good Samaritan that he was, offered the Gamecock fan a ride. "I'll be willing to give you a lift, but Beau and I are sitting in the front. You'll need to sit in the back," said the Clemson man. The Gamecock fan willingly accepted his offer stating, "It's a beautiful day to sit in the open air and enjoy the cool breeze." He hopped in and settled onto the bed of the pick up. The good old boy headed up the road and as they were driving a deer broke out of the woods and jumped across the road. Startled, he veered off the road and plunged into the pond. When police arrived they found the good old Clemson boy and his trusty dog Beau sitting on the side of the pond as his pick up truck was sinking to the bottom. The police recovered the Gamecock's dead body and determined that the cause of death was due to drowning because he couldn't figure out how to open the tail gate.
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