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To walk to the bar or not walk to the bar?
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To walk to the bar or not walk to the bar?


Dec 1, 2021, 4:14 PM

There is drinking involved, but there is also exercise involved. Trying to justify some midweek dranks.

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calories in, calories out


Dec 1, 2021, 4:15 PM

definitely walk

and maybe walk with a roadie?

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I walk my dog to a bar about 3x a week


Dec 1, 2021, 4:25 PM

everybody gets exercise

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Dimaggio?***


Dec 1, 2021, 4:29 PM



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Sorry, IE takes his dog to a bar


Dec 1, 2021, 4:34 PM [ in reply to I walk my dog to a bar about 3x a week ]

The bartender says "You can't have dogs in here".
IE says, "Hey, this ain't no ordinary dog....this dog can talk!"
The bartender says prove it.

So IE says to the dog, "What grows on a tree".
The dog says "Bark! Bark!"
The bartender says "Get the #### outta here, you and your dog"

IE is like, no, wait, wait, "Who is the best baseball player of all time"
The dog says "Ruuth! Ruuth!"

So the bartender kicks IE's ### out of the bar.


The dog looks up at IE and says "Dimaggio?"

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Thought this was gonna be the old joke


Dec 1, 2021, 5:03 PM

"I'm looking for the man who shot my Pa(w)."

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A drunk will run a STOP sign, but a stoner will wait for it to turn green.


Drive to the bar.


Dec 1, 2021, 4:30 PM

Get dranks.

Pick up a bimbo.

Sport fark her for exercise.

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Re: Drive to the bar.


Dec 1, 2021, 4:33 PM

Those were the days. But somehow I don't think that would go over well with the Queen.

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Maybe you and Mrs. P6 can go and pretend you are meeting


Dec 1, 2021, 4:36 PM

for the first time?



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I'm pretty sure Queen won't have a problem


Dec 1, 2021, 4:45 PM [ in reply to Re: Drive to the bar. ]

looking away for 45 seconds

Queen is the dogs name, right?

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Re: I'm pretty sure Queen won't have a problem


Dec 1, 2021, 4:55 PM

I was going to make a remark here, but self control got the better of me.

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How far is it to the Thirsty Beaver from your house?


Dec 1, 2021, 4:47 PM

Not that it matters, THAT'S where you should walk to.

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Re: How far is it to the Thirsty Beaver from your house?


Dec 1, 2021, 4:53 PM

Bout 7 or 8 miles - oddly enough, I've never been to the Thirsty Beaver. My sort of cool divey bar is Smokey Joes. Usually when I walk to the bar, I go to Matthews.

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One of our family friends is in the 'house band' at


Dec 1, 2021, 5:04 PM

Smokey Joe's, excellent musician, and he was a pretty good pitcher for me when I coached youth baseball. If you're a regular there, you might know who Chase is.

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Re: One of our family friends is in the 'house band' at


Dec 1, 2021, 5:10 PM

Another odd thing. I've only seen one band there. I think the bands that go on there, go on fairly late. I'm more a daytime and early evening bar person these days. I have heard their music is really good.

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