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To the Idiot in Lot 1 Who Stabbed a Football Last Saturday
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To the Idiot in Lot 1 Who Stabbed a Football Last Saturday


Sep 11, 2012, 10:15 AM

Dear Friend,

Hello. How are you? Presumably better than the football you stabbed, intentionally provoking an already agitated and drunk fellow Clemson fan.

I have to ask you...do you feel like a big man for stabbing a football? Do you feel like you accomplished something, or made a point, for this needless act of aggression?

Did the football ever do anything to you?

Now, as I understand it, the football did hit your tailgate multiple times. And, I'm told, it hit a young lady in the face once. Certainly, you were within your right to take action, especially if you politely asked the other tailgate to take care.

But, you stabbed a football. And, I'm sorry, that's just absurd.

Next time, I encourage you to be a man, and take some other form of action. I'm sure your bollocks grew by a few centimeters as you got to show-off in front of the other people at your tailgate. And, I'm sure they thought you were some sort of hero.

But you are not. You are a grown man who took out a knife and stabbed a football, nearly provoking a fight.

I just want you to know that you have been judged. And, you have been found lacking in Man Points, in addition to Clemson Points.

Sincerely,

The guy who saw you be a #####.

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maybe you should marry the football***


Sep 11, 2012, 10:17 AM



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The football deserves better.***


Sep 11, 2012, 10:17 AM



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RIP Football


Sep 11, 2012, 10:24 AM [ in reply to maybe you should marry the football*** ]
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what a #####

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The football appears to be mixed in race. Could this have


Sep 11, 2012, 10:33 AM

been a hate crime?

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Re: The football appears to be mixed in race. Could this have


Sep 11, 2012, 1:56 PM

I'm extremely amused.

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F-, Marry, Kill....


Sep 11, 2012, 11:28 AM [ in reply to maybe you should marry the football*** ]

A football, a soccer ball and volleyball. Go.

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^^^ lost his favorite football saturday.***


Sep 11, 2012, 10:17 AM



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Whatever you do...do not harm the football.


Sep 11, 2012, 10:22 AM

It's not his fault he gets thrown all over the place by people with rubberband arms.

Don;t hate the ball hate the thrower!!!

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


i'm not sure stabbing the thrower is the answer here dave...***


Sep 11, 2012, 10:24 AM



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Dang


Sep 11, 2012, 10:27 AM

but it wasn't the balls fault!!

At least that's what she/GWP said!!

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


I'm sure stabbing the thrower, or their parent if it was a


Sep 11, 2012, 10:31 AM [ in reply to i'm not sure stabbing the thrower is the answer here dave...*** ]

punk kid, would have made the world a better place.

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maybe they'll issue a commendation for public service?***


Sep 11, 2012, 10:41 AM



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He's got a basketball, I mean Football Jones


Sep 11, 2012, 10:52 AM [ in reply to ^^^ lost his favorite football saturday.*** ]

He took that football everywhere he went. He even slept with it under his pillow. Maybe that's why he can't sleep at night. That football, was likeba football to him.

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Just excuse GWP, he's been going to anger management


Sep 11, 2012, 10:18 AM

but with every mental problem, it's a long road.

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you got the wrong guy


Sep 11, 2012, 10:19 AM

gwp's mom doesn't let him play with sharp objects.

hth

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Sharp Objects??????


Sep 11, 2012, 10:23 AM

She doesn't even let him out!!!!

At least that's what LBU said.

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


RIP Football


Sep 11, 2012, 10:18 AM

Why isn't the national media running with this story? Where is the outrage? Oh the humanity

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Don't you mean


Sep 11, 2012, 10:20 AM

footballanity?

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


I've heard of taking the air out of the ball


Sep 11, 2012, 10:20 AM

but that is ridiculous

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That demon liquor strikes again.***


Sep 11, 2012, 10:20 AM



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I might not stab a football


Sep 11, 2012, 10:20 AM

but if my tailgate gets hit constantly and one of my friends or guests gets hit in the face, I'm definitely going to at least keep the ball.

I don't blame this guy for doing what he did at all, as the punctured ball meant that it had no chance of flying into his tailgate yet another time.

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Stabbing balls is for little sissy men.


Sep 11, 2012, 10:25 AM

who want to pretend they have big chonsons.

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Think about it


Sep 11, 2012, 11:10 AM

the guys throwing the football took the enjoyment out of this man's tailgate. He in turn, took the joy out of their game by rendering their football useless.

I'm like 75% sure it was you that got your football stabbed, why else would you care?

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There are many other alternatives to solving this problem


Sep 11, 2012, 11:13 AM

than being an asshat, pulling out a knife, and stabbing a football. He could have kept the football. He could have thrown the football int he trash. He could chucked the football into lake hartwell, Instead, he pulled out a knife, and stabbed it.

How do you all not see the insanity in this? Is this how things are done in the Mange? Have we really come to this?

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I see no insanity


Sep 11, 2012, 11:16 AM

and I'm sorry that you had to go buy a new football.

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It was not my football.


Sep 11, 2012, 11:17 AM

I'm just an advocate for football non-aggression.

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In that case


Sep 11, 2012, 11:18 AM

I'm not sure if you're deluded, or just one of the most creative trolls ever.

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Not trolling. This actually happened.


Sep 11, 2012, 11:19 AM

See picture above.

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Curious.....how old were the folks throwing the ball around?***


Sep 11, 2012, 11:30 AM



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I dunno. That's not where I came into this altercation.***


Sep 11, 2012, 11:31 AM



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I would buy him a beer.


Sep 11, 2012, 10:21 AM

I have often wanted to bring a shotgun to tailgates. It would be like shooting skeet.

being on the end of the row REALLY makes me HATE pick up football games. We have kids running through our tent and balls landing all around us all day.

Fun times.

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So He stabbed your football with a Knife?***


Sep 11, 2012, 10:22 AM



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Best Is The Standard


Re: So He stabbed your football with a Knife?***


Sep 11, 2012, 1:31 PM

To everyone commenting on a stupid drunken moment last Saturday. Take note of the date on the calendar today and drop the petty CRAP. There are much more important things going on in the world and set the example and show the kids who not to become be the bigger man and walk away. And if that doesn’t satisfy you come find me at the GT game, my first game back since returning from Afghanistan last fall, and I will be happy to get you a new stupid football.

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this guy deserves a beer.***


Sep 11, 2012, 1:33 PM



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my dad did that one time with a mini basketball


Sep 11, 2012, 10:25 AM

"i told you boys to take that ball outside and now it's over"...

we deserved it.

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You got off lucky.


Sep 11, 2012, 10:25 AM

I would have stabbed the one who threw the football.

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well, you're a coot.***


Sep 11, 2012, 10:26 AM



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A stabby coot, at that.******


Sep 11, 2012, 2:38 PM



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capt. stabbin?***


Sep 11, 2012, 2:39 PM



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Pics? Sirriusly, I'd love to see the pics, and...


Sep 11, 2012, 10:26 AM

preferably, the youtube video.

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Seems to me like the real agitator is the group that kept


Sep 11, 2012, 10:26 AM

throwing the football into the same tailgate, especially after hitting a girl in the face.

###?

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^^ This, Flattening the football is better than other option***


Sep 11, 2012, 10:28 AM



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The football hit my wife in the face I might have done much


Sep 11, 2012, 10:27 AM

worse.

I think flattening a football that already hit someone in the face and the tailgate a few more times is a reasonable response. Absolutely so if you asked them to be more careful.

To each his own, but you can only take so much. Flattening the football is much better than the guys nose.

What would you have done? Just let them keep throwing it at your tailgate and people?

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the problem usually is that the thrower is 9yrs old


Sep 11, 2012, 10:33 AM

and the parents are NOWHERE to be seen. The parents send the kids to play AWAY from their tailgate as not to bother them. The problem is they send them in front of MINE to play a 20 on 20 game of kill the qweeer with no boundaries or rules.

Then when someone tries to restore order and warn the kids that they are risking their lives and the lives of passers by, Mommy and daddy get pizzed because little Johnny is just enjoying the clemson experience.

WELL DAD, you dont want little johnny ####### up your day, how about ask him not to throw a football through my TV.

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Wow,So Tebow was at the tailgate slinging the ball all over?


Sep 11, 2012, 10:34 AM

Sounds like his accuracy. I saw him almost take out a cheerleader the other day. ;)

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Having watched him in our game and in the MissSt game


Sep 11, 2012, 10:40 AM

it may have been Auburn's Kiehl Frazier.........:~)

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In the same regard, dear parents who let their kids throw a


Sep 11, 2012, 10:50 AM

football around a lot of cars 5 years ago in Lot 4, thank you for the dent in my wife's car that she still has.

I love tailgating as much if not more than most people but for the life of me I don't see the need to throw a football around lots of cars. Take it somewhere else. If I had seen the ball hit her car it would have been thrown into the moat.

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Sounds like the football's owner...

1

Sep 11, 2012, 10:54 AM

...has been watching too many "How to throw like Connor Shaw" videos.

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There is a need for a Tailgate Peace Panel TPP Group


Sep 11, 2012, 10:54 AM

We must take action and make this TPP (Tailgate Peace Panel) happen. Funding the non-profit could come from each tailgater in exchange for peace ribbons and TPP pins. With a goal of saving the footballs from becoming extinct.

We will need volunteers and maybe Tigernet can help nominate the panel. Picket lines can be set up with a goal of Saving the Footballs!

TPP or die! Save the footballs!

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We keep getting better & better everyday, in every way!
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There is a "Peace Panel" at DV......


Sep 11, 2012, 10:59 AM

There's a magistrates office on site.

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Re: To the Idiot in Lot 1 Who Stabbed a Football Last Saturday


Sep 11, 2012, 10:56 AM

Kinda wasteful. He should've just taken the ball away from you/your kids and given it to someone who's not a jackarse.

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Did the Football require


Sep 11, 2012, 10:59 AM

stitches?

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To the guy who posted a lengthy opinion piece based on only


Sep 11, 2012, 11:03 AM

Knowing half the story...you should apply at CNN. :)

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COLLEGE: A three-year starter at strong safety for Clemson, finished his career with 234 tackles and 11 interceptions.


The story ended in football being stabbed.


Sep 11, 2012, 11:05 AM

It doesn't take more than the cliff notes to come to the conclusion that the stabber is a toolbox of #####.

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Wow - since when should someone ask a fellow Tiger fan


Sep 11, 2012, 11:05 AM

have to ask for respect for his brother's party? Do you let your children throw rocks at windows? Probably not. Yet, you would let someone in your party continue to act in a way that invites the kind of response he received - the stabbing of a football????

I, persoanlly, would not have stabbed the football. But I would have put it in the trunk of my car and thanked the kind gentleman for making such a kind gesture as giving me a new football.


Message was edited by: HuntClub®


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John 3:16; 14:1-6


I think I said something along those lines.


Sep 11, 2012, 11:06 AM

Oh wait. Yes. I did.

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Re: To the Idiot in Lot 1 Who Stabbed a Football Last Saturday


Sep 11, 2012, 11:05 AM

I don't know if i believe this story. I did not see said football listed on the injury report that came out Sunday.

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If your a season ticket holder this is going to make for a


Sep 11, 2012, 11:13 AM

long year of tailgating. You can always get a monkey and have him throw things their way.

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firearms way more effective***


Sep 11, 2012, 11:22 AM



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Love it.***


Sep 11, 2012, 12:13 PM



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Disappointed.***


Sep 11, 2012, 1:03 PM



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Serves you right for picking on a nice person like me.


Sep 11, 2012, 1:34 PM

I'm even a nice guy when I'm in drag.

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Re: Disappointed.***


Sep 11, 2012, 2:31 PM [ in reply to Disappointed.*** ]

Amanda agrees with you, you need to recant

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Phil wrote you a song ...


Sep 11, 2012, 12:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

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See it now


Sep 11, 2012, 12:38 PM

Another parent who doesn't monitor the children are the same parents that think their kids do no wrong....u had them....now discipline them

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Re: To the Idiot in Lot 1 Who Stabbed a Football Last Saturday


Sep 11, 2012, 1:33 PM

lol, don't start no chit and their won't be no chit

No nasty names outa me during football season It's the only time of the year I have the Christmas spirit.

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I'm not starting anything.


Sep 11, 2012, 1:35 PM

I'm simply giving dbag credit where dbag credit is due.

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Re: I'm not starting anything.


Sep 11, 2012, 1:54 PM

I know, I agree everybody was out of order. Parents, kids and especially the guy who executed a football on gameday. intfrag

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All i want to know is


Sep 11, 2012, 1:44 PM

was the guy standing or sitting when he stabbed the football?

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Pretty sure i would've done something similar. I might not


Sep 11, 2012, 1:56 PM

have thought to take out a knife and stab it, but you sure as heck would've been going into the woods looking for it or swimming after it.

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precisely! this is what I'm talking about.


Sep 11, 2012, 1:57 PM

introducing a knife to the situation is confrontational and dangerous.

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Why were you throwing the football at his tailgate?***


Sep 11, 2012, 2:29 PM



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He asked if I was from o-ree county.***


Sep 11, 2012, 2:31 PM



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And obviously you weren't.***


Sep 11, 2012, 2:44 PM



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I told him at least I didn't go to Conway High.***


Sep 11, 2012, 2:45 PM



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The man who's hometown is --with your daughter--


Sep 11, 2012, 3:32 PM

is complaining about a dead football..

i feel the need to chuckle!

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I don't see how the two are mutually exclusive.***


Sep 11, 2012, 3:35 PM



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all jokes aside


Sep 11, 2012, 3:37 PM

But that football was some poor mother's pride and joy. We should hold a moment of silence to reflect on this heinous crime

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