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CU Medallion [54758]
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GITT with one trivial skill u wish u possessed...but don't
Mar 1, 2019, 11:23 AM
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I just can't seem to figure out how to spin a basketball on my finger(s), and have always wished I could.
THERE, I said it.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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get fatter fingers***
Mar 1, 2019, 11:26 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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lawd knows i'm tryin***
Mar 1, 2019, 11:26 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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Re: GITT with one trivial skill u wish u possessed...but don't
Mar 1, 2019, 11:26 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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mmmmm Remy.
Mar 1, 2019, 11:48 AM
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brownest but whole outside of Lancaster, SC.
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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Ejaculate for distance***
Mar 1, 2019, 11:29 AM
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110%er [9879]
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IKR? I hate when it just oozes out like a lava cake breaking
Mar 1, 2019, 11:30 AM
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open
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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Well, I mean I haven't gotten THERE, but
Mar 1, 2019, 11:39 AM
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I would like to accidentally splooge the headboard or the dog one day. Make the finish more of a mystery/dodgeball game
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Lawd knows I'm tryin***
Mar 1, 2019, 11:38 AM
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Hall of Famer [20573]
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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Oddly, my distance has increased with age
Mar 1, 2019, 11:44 AM
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And I'll just leave it at that.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I now regret this thread
Mar 1, 2019, 11:46 AM
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time to change my user icon
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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Trust me. In my house that's trivial.***
Mar 1, 2019, 11:48 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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You come on your own face 1 in 10 times???
Mar 1, 2019, 11:51 AM
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First of all... I'm not sure I'd have told that one...
Secondly... I heard an old Joe Rogan stand up bit the other day where he said he intentionally didn't do it on his own face because he's afraid he'd like it and turn into a freak. It was funny as crap.
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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1 in 10 times means he is cleaning baby batter off his nose
Mar 1, 2019, 11:55 AM
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every single day.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Re: Might be a little less. Usually it's wide right
Mar 1, 2019, 12:02 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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I'm not trying to do anything.
Mar 1, 2019, 12:13 PM
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It's gonna do what it's gonna do. I never know.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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that's actually incorrect.***
Mar 1, 2019, 12:15 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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And how do you know that?***
Mar 1, 2019, 12:27 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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because I'm 39 years old and have run the risk of a faceshot
Mar 1, 2019, 12:34 PM
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for roughly 25 of those years
0 kills.
I don't know what you're doing, but it's definitely wrong
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Well that's your prerogative.
Mar 1, 2019, 12:15 PM
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For some folks, coming on your own face 1/10 is WAAYYYYYYYY too often.
For others, coming on your own face 1/10 times is not often enough.
I tend to be from the first camp, but that's just me.
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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I'm in the way too much camp. I've never tried to do it
Mar 1, 2019, 12:26 PM
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Just happens.
I could just stand up and the issue is solved.
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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Is this during coitus? Does she jump off and you shoot o
Mar 1, 2019, 12:44 PM
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n yourself? Or are you laying on your back jacking off onto your own belly?
The first is semi-explainable. The second is on you, brother.
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I can't back a trailer worth a dayum***
Mar 1, 2019, 11:31 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Yikes***
Mar 1, 2019, 11:31 AM
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Cut him some slack
Mar 1, 2019, 11:33 AM
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it's tough to do in a PT cruiser
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CU Medallion [60229]
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worse. I have a farm and have to haul hay, wood, etc
Mar 1, 2019, 1:10 PM
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And I SUCK trying to back the trailer into the barn. After 30+ years of practice.
I can do it, but it takes me about 10x the time that it takes most people.
It's my affliction, and I'm cool with that.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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the FIRST time I ever tried, I NAILED it....and got cocky
Mar 1, 2019, 11:38 AM
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granted, I've only backed a trailer up ~5 times.....but I'm 1 for ~5.
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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I actually do well backing a trailer. Secret is to turn
Mar 1, 2019, 11:50 AM
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around and look back. Never use the mirrors.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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lol wut? No, no it's not.***
Mar 1, 2019, 11:55 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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Works for me.
Mar 1, 2019, 12:00 PM
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I get all screwed up using mirrors.
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All-In [46825]
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Turn the wheel to the mirror you want the trailer
Mar 1, 2019, 12:02 PM
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to disappear from.
It's really not that hard.
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LOL wut? That's the most complicated explanation I've
Mar 1, 2019, 12:06 PM
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evur heard on how to back a trailer.
Put your hand on the bottom of the wheel---6'oclock. Move the hand in the direction you want the trailer to go. That's it.
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STOP CONFUSING ME***
Mar 1, 2019, 12:07 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I guess if it's a small trailer you can get away with it
Mar 1, 2019, 12:08 PM
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Not being able to see your trailer wheels is a recipe for disaster.
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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I learned with a small trailer and a '93 S10. I was so good
Mar 1, 2019, 12:47 PM
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I could almost parallel park that beyotch. NOW, it takes me a few seconds to get it right and possibly one try. The bigger trucks mask the small trailer and I get FUBAR'd every now and then. Mirrors would probably help, but I learned by looking back.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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I can't use the mirrors either.
Mar 1, 2019, 12:19 PM
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I've been backing a trailer since before I had a drivers license. I think its one of those thing that i just earned the "wrong" way and can't correct it now.
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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I check the side mirrors at times to make sure I'm on the
Mar 1, 2019, 1:44 PM
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ramp. But while actually backing I turn around.
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CU Medallion [66063]
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I can't fly. ####### birds take that for granted.
Mar 1, 2019, 11:32 AM
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Always mocking me. Always mocking.
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Heisman Winner [137937]
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MOCK.
Mar 1, 2019, 11:53 AM
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YEAH.
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Re: Never could do this...
Mar 1, 2019, 11:48 AM
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Me either.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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roll a blunt. Never could get the hang of it***
Mar 1, 2019, 11:32 AM
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All-In [49173]
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practice makes perfect.
Mar 1, 2019, 11:38 AM
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or at least you don't care.
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Let someone talk about themselves and pretend to care***
Mar 1, 2019, 11:34 AM
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Re: GITT with one trivial skill u wish u possessed...but don't
Mar 1, 2019, 11:36 AM
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A friend of mine in HS could do the thing where he spun the pencil around his thumb and caught it again. Always wanted to be able to do that.
That or walking a coin across my knuckles.
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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How to get
Mar 1, 2019, 11:40 AM
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a woman to squirt.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Make them drink lots of water before sex
Mar 1, 2019, 11:52 AM
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and then play sounds of a creek flowing.
because squirt is pee
@Greenr
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It's overrated
Mar 1, 2019, 1:10 PM
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I'm a germophobe, and so everything has to be cleaned up after, because, it is pee
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Re: GITT with one trivial skill u wish u possessed...but don't
Mar 1, 2019, 11:46 AM
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Heisman Winner [135598]
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I guess if there's one skill I really wish I had, that would
Mar 1, 2019, 11:46 AM
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be the ability to take a full scalp from a vanquished opponent more cleanly. I would have made a horrible Apache warrior.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Tell right from left without having to pause and think about
Mar 1, 2019, 11:47 AM
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it.
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Re: GITT with one trivial skill u wish u possessed...but don't
Mar 1, 2019, 11:50 AM
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Repair drywall.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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man...
Mar 1, 2019, 11:53 AM
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CU Medallion [66063]
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The ability to understand poors and dumbs
Mar 1, 2019, 12:01 PM
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Just can't
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LULZ at having to be around poors and dumbs***
Mar 1, 2019, 12:11 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I don't know why you replied to his comment.
Mar 1, 2019, 12:17 PM
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He's not going to have a clue what you said.
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Lot o points [155907]
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Re: I don't know why you replied to his comment.
Mar 1, 2019, 12:29 PM
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Being able to do a backflip
Mar 1, 2019, 12:21 PM
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older cousins use to try to make me do one on the trampoline when I was younger.
I think landing on my head so much causes me to freeze every time.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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hmm...it's all starting to make sense now***
Mar 1, 2019, 12:22 PM
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Lot o points [155907]
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You know in school how some kids could turn their eyelids
Mar 1, 2019, 12:25 PM
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inside out? I never could. I also wish I could snake someone (aka "gleeking" in some regions) on demand, but I never could.
On the non-trivial front, I wish I had legit carpentry skills and above average welding skills.
I can rebuild an engine or transmission but I can't make a birdhouse from scratch that doesn't look like a kindergarten project.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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####....gleeking might supplant the basketball spinning
Mar 1, 2019, 12:32 PM
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i do it by accident frequently, but have never been able to harness that power
I used to turn my eyelids inside out all the time...tried it again a year or two ago, after a 2 decade lay-off....and it sucks and feels weird
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I thought all of y'all who used to turn your eyelids
Mar 1, 2019, 12:34 PM
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inside out were in prison now.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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just a one-nighter***
Mar 1, 2019, 12:34 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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Be better at the balance sports, snow
Mar 1, 2019, 12:36 PM
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skiing and water skiing. Tough for a 6'5" guy.
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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I can't ski either, but I appreciate a lady who can
Mar 1, 2019, 12:48 PM
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give two handjobs at the same time, nomsayin?
Wanna go skiing with DGUARCHITECT?
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Re: I can't ski either, but I appreciate a lady who can
Mar 1, 2019, 3:24 PM
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If you're ever skiing with Tiggity, be sure to wear a pair of these:
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110%er [7182]
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Snapping with both hands
Mar 1, 2019, 12:36 PM
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I can snap with my left (non dominant) hand, but now my right.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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that's....weird***
Mar 1, 2019, 12:38 PM
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110%er [7182]
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I know
Mar 1, 2019, 12:51 PM
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I have to live with the curse every day.
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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I can snap with two different fangers on each hand which
Mar 1, 2019, 12:53 PM
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leads to some fantastic bluegrass rhythms. Knee slapping and finger snapping like my grandpappy used to do.
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110%er [7182]
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That’s impressive
Mar 1, 2019, 12:59 PM
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Middle & thumb only snap for me.
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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ring fangers work well too. I am good with the fingering
Mar 1, 2019, 1:03 PM
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says nobody I have ever been with.
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110%er [7182]
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You’ve been with all the wrong people
Mar 1, 2019, 1:46 PM
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There’s a man out there that will think your fangering is top notch.
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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I wish I could snow ski faster than 33 mph***
Mar 1, 2019, 1:08 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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learn how to turn
Mar 1, 2019, 1:17 PM
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humblebrag guy
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Hall of Famer [22323]
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whistle
Mar 1, 2019, 1:43 PM
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I just can't do it at all. I'd pay good money if someone could teach me to do the Andy Griffith tune. And people who can do the 2 finger whistle that will crack windows a block away... I may as well try to play the solo on Comfortably Numb. It just ain't happening.
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Time travel
Mar 1, 2019, 3:40 PM
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I know, right? Just never have been able to make it work.
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