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Bidet Review MAY 2021
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Bidet Review MAY 2021


May 13, 2021, 8:24 AM

I purchased and installed a bidet within the last 8 weeks and my final verdict is it tain't getting the job done. For everything good ryanadidas® had to say about his buttsquirter, I have had the opposite experience. It may be because my buttshole is different from most and this is likely related to the great chili incident of 2015. I was hoping 6 years past would eventually rectumfy the problem, butt it remains.

What it reel good at is gettin your ### wet. Then you will require at a minmum of 6 squares of high quality TP folded over for 6 layers (to avoid penetration) for the first "patting". It will still be wet, and if you are me.....very very brown. No amount of leaning forward/backward/sideways/spreading with a direct shot of H20 will effectively clean the area. In the end, I use more tp per movement and leave dissatisfied.

#YourHoleYourChoice

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Great poast


May 13, 2021, 8:27 AM

Move this to the mange for more brand recognition.

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This is precisely how I imagined a bidet would work and I


May 13, 2021, 8:33 AM

think people that use them probably have nasty buttholes.

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Does it get the poopy off, or does it just spread it around


May 13, 2021, 8:34 AM

like spilling water on oil?

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I haven't truly tested it on a stage 3 (clinger)


May 13, 2021, 8:35 AM

Luck would probably blast it to your bawlsack and stick there.

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Never used one because


May 13, 2021, 8:35 AM

I feel like I would require pressure washer level of water stream to actually clean, and that seems like it would hurt...

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It is a very good stream of water, but I think the angle


May 13, 2021, 8:41 AM

is what makes it less effective than a shower. See Diagram 2 below which uses the shower from an elevated angle working with gravity for maximum cleanliness.



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TIL McLovin is 6***


May 13, 2021, 9:12 AM



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Re: TIL McLovin is 6***


May 13, 2021, 9:26 AM

with a gigantic cancerous tumor on the back of his neck.

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I am still laughing at that


May 13, 2021, 12:56 PM [ in reply to It is a very good stream of water, but I think the angle ]

glad to see my boy, NorthAlbuquerqueTiger agrees

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What brand?


May 13, 2021, 8:36 AM

I installed one a few weeks ago and it has been life-changing. Like, so good, I may go leave a review on Amazon.

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[Catahoula] used to be almost solely a PnR rascal, but now has adopted shidpoasting with a passion. -bengaline

You are the meme master. - RPMcMurphy®

Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


#dirtybutthole***


May 13, 2021, 8:37 AM



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Bio Bidet SlimEdge


May 13, 2021, 8:42 AM [ in reply to What brand? ]

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07CGVBZGL/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o06_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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This is what you wanted


May 13, 2021, 8:45 AM

This thing has powerblasted all poo and cut my TP usage into a fraction of what it was before. Cookie butt no more!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RHSJO/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


Technically "fraction" could be 5/100 or it could be 200/100***


May 13, 2021, 8:48 AM



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wow, it MUST be a good one


May 13, 2021, 8:49 AM [ in reply to This is what you wanted ]

apparently you don't even have to take your britches down.



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Yeah, but you have to use the REALLY high setting.***


May 13, 2021, 8:50 AM



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[Catahoula] used to be almost solely a PnR rascal, but now has adopted shidpoasting with a passion. -bengaline

You are the meme master. - RPMcMurphy®

Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


Re: Yeah, but you have to use the REALLY high setting.***


May 13, 2021, 8:54 AM



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Yeah, they're useless, unless you use them every time


May 13, 2021, 8:37 AM

Drop a deuce in a terlit at work, let the remnants crust over and dry, and it will take a firehose, or some scrubbing to get it clean. The feeling of getting your salad tossed without the hassle of begging and pleading and whatever else it takes...... is probably the only reel benefit.

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sirius question: what is listed psi on these things?


May 13, 2021, 8:41 AM

seems like that is the only really pertinent spec necessary to know if it works or not.



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Anything beyond the industry standard dotted line,


May 13, 2021, 8:42 AM

and you're just playing with your self.

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Enema function?


May 13, 2021, 1:06 PM [ in reply to sirius question: what is listed psi on these things? ]

that one will spray so hard it overwhelms your sphincter?

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Assuming at that point that you're hoping


May 13, 2021, 1:09 PM

that you don't taste anything in the back of your throat.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


Re: Enema function?


May 13, 2021, 1:10 PM [ in reply to Enema function? ]



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Re: Enema function?


May 13, 2021, 1:10 PM [ in reply to Enema function? ]

There are certain... um... activities... that... certain people... would be inclined to prefer an enema function on their bidet for preparation for said activities.

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Re: Bidet Review MAY 2021


May 13, 2021, 12:53 PM

This is what happens when you bargain bin your bidet, you are bound to a blithely brackish battered bhole. Up your budget, some things in life are worth the splurge.

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