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This poor kid is doomed
Jun 3, 2022, 9:07 AM
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I have a co-worker who is a hard core Coot and he & his wife have chosen to name their new son William Brice ____. While I guess it sounds better than Death Valley or Doak Campbell, it seems tough to be labeled a loser from birth!!
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Re: This poor kid is doomed
Jun 3, 2022, 9:10 AM
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Hopefully when he grows up he will have a name change. Poor kid.
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Re: This poor kid is doomed
Jun 3, 2022, 9:12 AM
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Maybe he was conceived behind a dumpster..... I wonder if he'll stink like the ice?
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Re: This poor kid is doomed
Jun 3, 2022, 9:14 AM
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Frank Howard ______ would work
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Kinda like a boy named Sue.***
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Jun 3, 2022, 9:18 AM
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Re: This poor kid is doomed
Jun 3, 2022, 9:19 AM
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Is his first name Martha? Sometimes you have to be careful. Modern society and all that.
WARNING COOT WEBSITE: https://digital.tcl.sc.edu/digital/collection/UI/id/230
"Originally named Carolina Stadium, the structure was built in 1934 with federal funds from the Works Progress Administration ... The renovations in the 1970s were made possible partly by a gift from the estate of Martha Williams Brice of Sumter."
Well, birth does not determine where you end up. If he has hustle, he can escape anything (including coot-servatude)
Some folks named Brice can win championships....
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Re: This poor kid is doomed
Jun 3, 2022, 9:22 AM
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Bound to be bullied by all the bigger, stronger kids in the neighborhood and has to be someone’s little brother.
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Re: This poor kid is doomed
Jun 3, 2022, 9:30 AM
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Such a CLASSIC post! +1 indeed!!!
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I can hear the bullies now
Jun 3, 2022, 9:39 AM
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“Billy Brice - doo doo ice!”
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Probably named after his daddy...
Jun 3, 2022, 9:44 AM
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William Christopher
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Re: Probably named after his daddy...
Jun 3, 2022, 9:46 AM
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Actually, good point here. It is Willams-Brice
Coot cooted and named his son after Dabo
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Why put a curse on your own kid?
Jun 3, 2022, 10:08 AM
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Dad might end up like Johnny Cash's dad in "A Boy Named Sue."
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Well, William Brice is certainly a better name than their
Jun 3, 2022, 10:41 AM
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2nd choice, Giant Moobs _____!
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Re: Well, William Brice is certainly a better name than their
Jun 3, 2022, 11:00 AM
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He could call himself Billy Brice and go by BB to disguise his true identity.
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Well, he would have at least one follower for sure, then.
Jun 3, 2022, 12:33 PM
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Re: This poor kid is doomed
Jun 3, 2022, 12:36 PM
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Nothing says, "Beat me up at recess" like the name William Brice.
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Re: This poor kid is doomed
Jun 3, 2022, 12:56 PM
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All coots are doomed. You have to look on the bright side. They’ve provided endless laughter to generations for 221 years.
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Re: This poor kid is doomed
Jun 3, 2022, 1:15 PM
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Yeah, but the remedial kids don't go on the same playground so it just their other classmates named Jawja.
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Little Willie***
Jun 3, 2022, 1:50 PM
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Nickname can be C0ckroach like the kid on the Cosby Show***
Jun 3, 2022, 2:52 PM
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