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This poor kid is doomed
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This poor kid is doomed


Jun 3, 2022, 9:07 AM

I have a co-worker who is a hard core Coot and he & his wife have chosen to name their new son William Brice ____. While I guess it sounds better than Death Valley or Doak Campbell, it seems tough to be labeled a loser from birth!!

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Jun 3, 2022, 9:10 AM

Hopefully when he grows up he will have a name change. Poor kid.

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Jun 3, 2022, 9:12 AM

Maybe he was conceived behind a dumpster..... I wonder if he'll stink like the ice?

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Jun 3, 2022, 9:14 AM

Frank Howard ______ would work

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Kinda like a boy named Sue.***

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Jun 3, 2022, 9:18 AM



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Jun 3, 2022, 9:19 AM

Is his first name Martha? Sometimes you have to be careful. Modern society and all that.

WARNING COOT WEBSITE: https://digital.tcl.sc.edu/digital/collection/UI/id/230

"Originally named Carolina Stadium, the structure was built in 1934 with federal funds from the Works Progress Administration ... The renovations in the 1970s were made possible partly by a gift from the estate of Martha Williams Brice of Sumter."

Well, birth does not determine where you end up. If he has hustle, he can escape anything (including coot-servatude)

Some folks named Brice can win championships....



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Jun 3, 2022, 9:22 AM

Bound to be bullied by all the bigger, stronger kids in the neighborhood and has to be someone’s little brother.

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Jun 3, 2022, 9:30 AM

Such a CLASSIC post! +1 indeed!!!

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I can hear the bullies now


Jun 3, 2022, 9:39 AM

“Billy Brice - doo doo ice!”

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There's something in these hills.


Probably named after his daddy...


Jun 3, 2022, 9:44 AM

William Christopher

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Jun 3, 2022, 9:46 AM

Actually, good point here. It is Willams-Brice

Coot cooted and named his son after Dabo

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Why put a curse on your own kid?


Jun 3, 2022, 10:08 AM

Dad might end up like Johnny Cash's dad in "A Boy Named Sue."

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Well, William Brice is certainly a better name than their


Jun 3, 2022, 10:41 AM

2nd choice, Giant Moobs _____!

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Jun 3, 2022, 11:00 AM

He could call himself Billy Brice and go by BB to disguise his true identity.

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Well, he would have at least one follower for sure, then.


Jun 3, 2022, 12:33 PM

:)

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Jun 3, 2022, 12:36 PM

Nothing says, "Beat me up at recess" like the name William Brice.

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"Dabo crushed my soul." --- Classof09


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Jun 3, 2022, 12:56 PM

All coots are doomed. You have to look on the bright side. They’ve provided endless laughter to generations for 221 years.

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Jun 3, 2022, 1:15 PM [ in reply to Re: This poor kid is doomed ]

Yeah, but the remedial kids don't go on the same playground so it just their other classmates named Jawja.

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Little Willie***


Jun 3, 2022, 1:50 PM



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Nickname can be C0ckroach like the kid on the Cosby Show***


Jun 3, 2022, 2:52 PM



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