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Ain't speaking ill of the dead or nothing
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Ain't speaking ill of the dead or nothing


Jun 15, 2022, 10:10 PM

Just speaking ill of whichever surviving family member(s) decided on this:

Highway 378 twixt Cola and Lexington. Probably the busiest road in the midlands. Workday afternoon. Cop escorted funeral procession of about fifty cars. Fam up front in limos and vehicles with flashers blinking behind following a... wait for it... A HORSE DRIVEN HEARSE!

Let me repeat that... A HORSE DRIVE HEARSE! On highway 378! Intersections blocked. Traffic backed up 2 miles or more. Deceased was probably cussed more in that one afternoon than in all their days spent living.

D#mmit, when I kick it, burn my body to ashes, stick'em in a potato cannon, and shoot my earthly remains into the Saluda river.

Say, anybody ever shot a potato cannon? They're pretty cool.

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I want to be paraded through malfunction junction, carried


Jun 16, 2022, 6:39 AM

by a team of mules that are dosed up on ######. Scheduled for 8:00am on a Monday morning for maximum affect. A second showing will be at 5pm that day.

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Must have been a real big shot


Jun 16, 2022, 7:28 AM

Nobody here gets a police escort unless cop, firefighter, or politician.

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I've had a police escort before... it's usually about $20


Jun 16, 2022, 8:00 AM

more to account for the costume dry-cleaning
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There is an apple cannon at Skytop Orchard


Jun 16, 2022, 9:39 AM

outside of Hendersonville

$5 to blast the unusable apples across a pond towards targets in the woods

Best $5 I've spent

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