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There have been many comebacks throughout history:
Nov 2, 2021, 10:33 AM
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Jesus was dead, but then came back as an all-powerful God zombie; Ryan O'Neal had his ups and downs, but is now back and better than ever. Well, my comeback is almost complete, and I can say that when it is complete, it will shake the pillars of this land or town. My story is the story of a raging Christ figure who tore himself off the cross and looked at the Romans, with blood in his eyes, and said, My turn now, corksoakers.
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All-In [46825]
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You've won 2 games. Sit down***
Nov 2, 2021, 10:34 AM
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All-In [34486]
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Gay***
Nov 2, 2021, 10:49 AM
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Heisman Winner [137908]
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Facebook is hurting you.
Nov 2, 2021, 11:10 AM
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Or whatever other social media regurgitation site you’re frequenting. I remember when I used to think you were somebody original. Now I just feel drunk enough to fight you.
Will you please tell my stories in other arenas and paint me legend? Thanks. Luv U Bae.
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CU Medallion [66054]
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Once upon a time, I believed in destiny,
Nov 2, 2021, 11:21 AM
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but now I say, F that B. Everything I have in this life, I earned myself. There's no cosmic luck deciding #### for us. My wealth, my fame, my World Series pennant -- I earned myself. The one thing I didn't earn myself was when I caught crabs. I think I got those from sleeping at a Red Roof Inn.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Well played my friend.
Nov 2, 2021, 11:36 AM
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Well played indeed.
I’m drunk. Any chance you could remind me of the date and time. Don’t sweat it. It doesn’t matter. Only thing that matters is knowledge that I won this argument. I mean, you may have made more valuable points. And they made a ton of sense. But I’m the only one that understands it’s way later than I think and Todd Snider is a friggin legend. By the way, I traveled from outer space to tell you this. I do remember a time when I didn’t have to prove originality. You just had to show your buttwhole. But these days everyone is showing their buttwhole.
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CU Guru [1551]
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take it to the baseball board***
Nov 2, 2021, 11:21 AM
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CU Medallion [66054]
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I've been blessed with many things in this life:
Nov 2, 2021, 11:24 AM
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an arm like a rocket, a #### like a Burmese python, and the mind of a ####### scientist. So people often ask me, MauldinT®, what are your weaknesses? Do you have any? I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel, is my tireless work ethic.
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