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The Woman Marine Pilot
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The Woman Marine Pilot


Apr 3, 2020, 7:53 PM

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment. Get their parents to tell a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff, pilled milk and pennies saved.

But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. "Janie", she asked, "do you have a story to share"?

"Yes Ma'am. My Daddy told me a story about Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Syria, and her plane got shot. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 ISIS troops. She shot 15 of them with her pistol until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last ISIS fighter with her bare hands.

"Good heavens", said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral of this story"?

"Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking?.

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If laughter IS the best medicine


Apr 2, 2022, 5:00 PM

I do feel a little better

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If laughter IS the best medicine


Apr 3, 2020, 8:23 PM

I do feel a little better

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Re: If laughter IS the best medicine


Apr 3, 2020, 8:55 PM

She should have given them a Pershing funeral.

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Re: The Woman Marine Pilot


Apr 3, 2020, 9:14 PM

And the moral of your story Joe is, simply awesome, and I loved it!!! But aren't most moms like that when they've been drinking!!!;)

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Re: The Woman Marine Pilot


Apr 3, 2020, 9:49 PM

;)

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Re: The Woman Marine Pilot


Apr 3, 2020, 9:48 PM

:)

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Re: The Woman Marine Pilot


Apr 3, 2020, 10:33 PM

Way to go Joe. ??

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Re: The Woman Marine Pilot


Apr 3, 2020, 10:38 PM

Yeah woman and their drinking. Thanks for the laugh.

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Re: The Woman Marine Pilot


Apr 4, 2020, 2:13 PM

Reminds me of little johnny jokes. Cant repeat most of them.

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Class of ‘71. Went through “rat season” and glad I did.


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