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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Sep 6, 2017, 11:41 AM
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That's right, Nancy! Here. WE. GO!!! So Gus is bringing his turtle neck to Tiger Town. Lord help.
So I went on the blackmarket and got myself an authentic War Damm Eagle. It's kind of on the small side.
Junior put the little hood thing over its eyes so it cant see yet. It's kind of like auburnfan....blind to what is coming.
I've been feeding this thing marshmallows to soften it up. On late Friday evening, I'm going to pluck each feather slowly....little dabs of blood will come from each feather. By late Saturday evening, I'm going to dip this bird whole into a tub of cornmeal and PBR....then we will slowly lower it into red hot peanut oil. It will thrash and scream and squawk...but it will then succumb to a golden brown death.
Eating a bird whole is nothing new at my place. We will just pull it apart with our hands and gnaw through the flesh and brittle bones. I do like to save the feet and fashion them into earrings for Mrs Buzzpaw.
Death Valley will be electric with the smell of lighter fluid, chicken on the grill, draught beer sloshed about, and the fear of Gus's band of wannabe's.
By the time we dim the lights, 83,000 Tiger fans will be dancing on the field. Take the lady of your choice home, drop off your pouch of RedMan at the door. Buy her a fine bottle of Reunite' on Ice....put on some Barry White....and get down to business.
It's coming.....BUCKLE UP!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Sep 6, 2017, 12:02 PM
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Pigs of Mrs BuzzPaws earrings. Need Christmas ideas for the wife.
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Sep 6, 2017, 12:04 PM
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BuzzPaw just made the HOF with this post. Still laughing!
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Sep 6, 2017, 1:16 PM
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83K would tie for 6th place in the SEC
Been there done that/seen that got the TShirts
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Roll tide***
Sep 6, 2017, 1:19 PM
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Actually Not True...By Law Alabamians and Mississippians
Sep 6, 2017, 4:16 PM
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Only Count as 1/2 a Human Because Their DNA is Short Due to Inbreeding.
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110%er [6320]
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Sorry little man, but
Sep 6, 2017, 4:23 PM
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there is not a stadium in the SEC that is as loud as DEATH VALLEY!
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CU Guru [1813]
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Auburn has a nice, large, beautiful stadium,
Sep 6, 2017, 5:54 PM
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And a bunch of quiet, polite fans.
Hope you're planning to be at the game Saturday. You may understand afterwards that in some things quality outweighs quantity.
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Sep 6, 2017, 5:58 PM
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3 of those 6 are stadiums for SEC East teams, which you don't play at every year.
So don't act like this is something your team, especially the QB, would be used to.
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Goooood Juan Buzz*****
Sep 6, 2017, 1:33 PM
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Nm
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Re: Goooood Juan Buzz*****
Sep 6, 2017, 1:34 PM
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TU
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Reunite
Sep 6, 2017, 7:15 PM
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Memories...
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As DJ khaled would say....
Sep 7, 2017, 4:44 AM
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And another one.....
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