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All-TigerNet [13888]
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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 19, 2014, 11:22 AM
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Listen up!!!
I've been too quiet the past few weeks. Why? Because shortly after the UGA game ended, I began to focus. I realize that my purification did not deliver us the win in Athens and I take full responsibility for that. I've learned from it and I will rectify it.
I have been combing the swamps of Florida. I've waded out beyond the trailer trash, the spray tans, the gold chains, the white sunglasses, and the IROC camaro on blocks.
I've hunted like an animal. I've stalked the clown college. I was 4 meters away from Winston when he shouted out from the table top. It took all I had not to take him right there on the spot....but I knew I had a vision.
My vision took me into the back alley of a liquor store in Florida where I got my specimen.
I found a geeky, seminole tribed student wearing a Winston jersey and retweeting about his rant in the student union.
I originally had the three cowgirls from days gone by. But when strippers succumb to gravity and meth, their beauty fades fast...so I turned them loose.
The seminole boy is currently in the garage wearing an old loin cloth made from the scalp of Christian Ponder.
He's hungry, he's scared, and he keeps mumbling about shoes and Bobby Bowden.
There will be no quarter for this one. He will see no mercy. I will begin tonight under the blare of death metal music and a strobe light. For the occasion I have special tools. I will fight his fight. We have a dull tomahawk, a sharp knife, and various skinning blades. I intend to skin this one, tan the hide, and wear a death shroud of his flesh during the game. I will wear orange war paint and tear into the grilled flesh of a palamino horse as the Tigers shock the world tomorrow night. A dark cloud is hanging over Bobby Bowden field....it will be spiritual. It will have karma. A mojo will be laid upon the spectacle of Jameis Winston and a TEAM of Tigers will rip the Noles to shreds.
Buckle up....lungs will be knocked loose tomorrow night.
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CU Guru [1277]
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Can you...
Sep 19, 2014, 11:25 AM
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give me the address of that IROC?
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Hall of Famer [24771]
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Pigs...?***
Sep 19, 2014, 11:29 AM
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110%er [6931]
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Point for.............
Sep 19, 2014, 11:29 AM
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the proper use/spelling of loose. Normally would be spelled l-o-s-e.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 19, 2014, 11:30 AM
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YESH
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Walk-On [117]
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Don't make a shroud- make a drum.***
Sep 19, 2014, 11:32 AM
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CU Guru [1788]
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Re: Don't make a shroud- make a drum.***
Sep 19, 2014, 11:44 AM
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Are we bring our "spirit drum"... Uh ...oh ...wait we don't have one?!!!
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All-In [30593]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!***
Sep 19, 2014, 11:36 AM
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Orange Blooded [4757]
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I live for these posts***
Sep 19, 2014, 1:06 PM
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