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THE POWER OF SHRIMP
Apr 9, 2014, 8:28 AM
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A very cute Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating shrimp.
Every time he ate one, he definitely spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to dodge or deflect it.
He finished the box of shrimp and threw it out the window. Seeing this, she'd had enough of his rudeness, lack of manners, and his total disdain of women. She got up and pulled the train's Emergency Cord.
The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid female, worthless Infidel, Catholic b!tch."
She smiled and said to him, "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years in prison, you towel-headed goat-f*cker!"
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Re: If it were the other way around
Apr 9, 2014, 8:40 AM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600488/Sex-crazed-Angelina-Jolie-lookalike-given-suspended-sentence-forcing-taxi-driver-sex-twice-stabbing-not-manage-time.html#ixzz2yOKVn8eK
Sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike is given suspended sentence for forcing a taxi driver to have sex with her twice and then stabbing him when he could not manage a third time
Luminita Perijoc, 31, forced Nicolae Stan, 35, to have sex with her
She stabbed him more than half a dozen stab times
'They don't understand why I refused her, but they do not know what it is like to have a mad woman yelling at you at knifepoint.
'They look at her, then look at me and laugh. But I think anyone would find it impossible to perform with a knife at their throat even if they were with Miss Romania.'
The married father-of-three added: 'I think she wasn't used to anyone saying no because she flew into a rage when I declined.
'She took out a knife and forced me to undress and have sex with her.
'But she wasn't satisfied and wanted sex again.
'When I refused she attacked me with a knife, and forced me to have oral sex with her but she still stabbed me,' he added.
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Why do I never get this lucky?***
Apr 9, 2014, 8:46 AM
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Apr 9, 2014, 9:09 AM
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"honey, you can put that knife away. You won't be needing that."
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"I'll be doing all the stabbing, dear."***
Apr 9, 2014, 9:10 AM
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