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Heisman Winner [133741]
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more 5th grade humor
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Apr 18, 2022, 11:43 AM
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Why does Mr. Potato Head have a cell phone?
Incase Onion Rings.
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Ouch, that was turribel.
Apr 18, 2022, 11:54 AM
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CU Medallion [65037]
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What is the Webster Dictionary definition of a "surprise?"
Apr 18, 2022, 11:57 AM
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A fawrt with lumps in it.
That is at least as old as when I was in the fifth grade, I think.
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CU Guru [1370]
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Re: What is the Webster Dictionary definition of a "surprise?"
Apr 18, 2022, 12:35 PM
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What do you call a bear without teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
or the one on the California Flag.
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CU Guru [1370]
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Re: What is the Webster Dictionary definition of a "surprise?"
Apr 18, 2022, 12:37 PM
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One more!
How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together
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Asst Coach [747]
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Re: What is the Webster Dictionary definition of a "surprise?"
Apr 18, 2022, 1:11 PM
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Do you know what is grosser than gross? You go to kiss your grandma goodby and she slips you the tongue!
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Letterman [265]
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What has 80 feet, 137 teeth and $72 in cash?
Apr 18, 2022, 12:39 PM
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The front row of a Trump rally
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110%er [5683]
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Or a coot football game***
Apr 18, 2022, 12:51 PM
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Re: What has 80 feet, 137 teeth and $72 in cash?
Apr 18, 2022, 12:58 PM
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Ok I'll bite.
The 137 teeth is 100 more teeth than souls at attendance at a Sleepy Joe rally.
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All-In [26479]
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Are you counting the imaginary people that Brandon
Apr 18, 2022, 2:56 PM
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is shaking hands with ??
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CU Medallion [56765]
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the derangement syndrome lives on.
Apr 18, 2022, 2:59 PM
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some people have nothing left in their pathetic little lives except hatred for those that are better than them.
truly sad.
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Letterman [265]
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Why do Republicans continue to support Trump?
Apr 18, 2022, 3:44 PM
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Because they really believe in taking a baby to full term
Y'all make it so easy.
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CU Medallion [56765]
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Re: Why do Republicans continue to support Trump?
Apr 18, 2022, 4:38 PM
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Should have figured when he put 5th grade humor in the subject line that actual 5th graders would show up and start posting.
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CU Medallion [51528]
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$72 in cash…
Apr 19, 2022, 10:39 AM
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How much it cost to fill up my vehicle in Biden’s economy. Today my retirement account is at -9%
At least the mean tweets are gone, right?
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All-TigerNet [10782]
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Re: more 5th grade humor
Apr 18, 2022, 1:48 PM
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4th grade humor-grandkids.why did the cookie go to the doctor?he was feeling crummy.
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All-In [26479]
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Why do potatoes have such large families?
Apr 18, 2022, 2:04 PM
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Because tater tots are only in the oven for 20 minutes
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CU Medallion [65037]
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Lol. MyFO, I think you may have launched an all time low for
Apr 18, 2022, 2:16 PM
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Good Humor on the TNets.
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Heisman Winner [133741]
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maybe so.
Apr 18, 2022, 2:22 PM
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Apr 18, 2022, 2:25 PM
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put a little boogey in it!
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CU Guru [1370]
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Re: How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Apr 18, 2022, 3:00 PM
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I am reading a book on the history of glue.
Can't seem to put it down!
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Re: How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Apr 18, 2022, 3:02 PM
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I was wondering why that frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
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Oculus Spirit [76760]
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Re: more 5th grade humor
Apr 18, 2022, 3:03 PM
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My favorite:
Know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
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Heisman Winner [139883]
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You are a card...
Apr 18, 2022, 3:05 PM
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You will be dealt with.
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Orange Blooded [2336]
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Re: You are a card...
Apr 18, 2022, 3:10 PM
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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CU Medallion [61535]
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Apr 19, 2022, 1:38 PM
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Doesn't matter. It can't come running to you.
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Orange Blooded [2113]
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a dirty joke
Apr 18, 2022, 10:06 PM
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a horse fell in a mudhole
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110%er [6558]
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Re: more 5th grade humor
Apr 19, 2022, 1:10 PM
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
Don't know...he hasn't made it yet.
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CU Medallion [61535]
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Know why there was a time out in the leper
Apr 19, 2022, 1:40 PM
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hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
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