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Anytime you see 2 Baptists,
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Apr 17, 2023, 2:20 PM
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you’ll see a fifth.
Bah dum tiss gif goes here
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Re: Anytime you see 2 Baptists,- Hey pal I'm Baptist
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Apr 17, 2023, 2:26 PM
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I resemble that remark. 
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The way I always heard it, wherever you see 4 Episcopalians
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you'll see a fifth. Because they can drink, you see...
I've always said that Baptists are bad for the environment, because we can't recycle. I can't sit that little plastic tub out there on the road overflowing with 50 beer cans. Because somebody in the cul-de-sac will rat me out at church.
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Re: The way I always heard it, wherever you see 4 Episcopalians
Apr 17, 2023, 3:46 PM
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I did a volunteer trash pickup this weekend and within one particular 50-yard stretch, I filled up three large trash bags with 42-ounce Icehouse plastic bottles. Somebody not only got a littering habit, but they also got bad taste and a drinking problem. Probably tosses them there so the wife won't see them.
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Re: Anytime you see 2 Baptists,
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Apr 17, 2023, 2:42 PM
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I've had that backwards all this time.
As in,
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip?
Invite two of them.
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How do you stop a Baptist from drinking all your beer?
Apr 17, 2023, 5:13 PM
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Bring another Baptist with you
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Re: The Baptist founders would roll over in their grave!
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Apr 17, 2023, 2:31 PM
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Well, to be fair, no more than they did when women enrolled, women first wore ‘men’s pants’, FU held its first dance, desegregation, etc…
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Re: The Baptist founders would roll over in their grave!
Apr 17, 2023, 2:41 PM
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No others give like Baptists and Catholics so there is that.
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Prolly already came up with a Rye. "FU Til you're Purple"
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Apr 17, 2023, 3:12 PM
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They'll hold that one back for a special collection.
Go 'Dins!
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Re: The Baptist founders would roll over in their grave!
Apr 17, 2023, 3:18 PM
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With all that being said, there is only one church that matters - the one of which Jesus Christ is the head. If we are not a member of His church, we need to repent and ask forgiveness and welcome Him in our lives to love us, to help us, to comfort us, to teach us, to guide us, and to convince us of sin, righteous, and judgment.
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Re: The Baptist founders would roll over in their grave!
Apr 17, 2023, 3:48 PM
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Well, considering the Father of Bourbon was a Baptist minister, I don’t think anyone who knows about their own Baptist heritage would be too shocked at this.
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Re: The Baptist founders would roll over in their grave!
Apr 17, 2023, 5:27 PM
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Pretty sure the Bible does not mention abstinence from drinking. Speaks to moderation. If you can’t enjoy in moderation it’s probably best to be avoided. Not much good can come from over indulgence imo.
Well I will say not much good has come to me when I over indulge. Friend of ours lost their son in Clemson because he thought it was a good idea to drive after drinking too much.
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The difference between Baptists and Episcopalians?
Apr 17, 2023, 5:29 PM
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Episcopalians will speak to each other in the liquor store
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Re: The Baptist founders would roll over in their grave!
Apr 17, 2023, 5:30 PM
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