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I found some mildew on my Fl*shlight yesterday.
Apr 28, 2022, 8:00 AM
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Should I:
A) Clean it with Bleach.
B) Rinse it with hot water and hand soap.
C) Throw it away and buy another.
D) Keep using it and give zero F's.
E) Run it through the dish washer.
F) Soak it in Vinegar
G) Soak it in Muriatic Acid
H) Drink the bleach, pour vinegar in my eyes, muratic acid in my pee hole, throw away the fleshlight, and stick my dink in the dish washer.
I can't remember when I got that thing, but it has seen nearly daily use, with just a quick water rinse, and a quick shake dry. I feel like it's held up pretty good. Wood buy again.
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D) If you're using a Fleshlight what standards do you really
Apr 28, 2022, 8:02 AM
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have?
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About as much as JFB***
Apr 28, 2022, 8:02 AM
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Fleshica never served me papers while enjoying a moderately
Apr 28, 2022, 8:03 AM
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priced steak dinner with my kids. She just waits quietly under the bathroom sink.
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Do you at least have a velour-lined shoebox for her?***
Apr 28, 2022, 8:06 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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If I had a velour-lined shoebox, I wouldn't need a flshlight
Apr 28, 2022, 8:07 AM
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#cumbox
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As soon as I saw the word shoebox
Apr 28, 2022, 8:59 AM
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I was all...I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!!!!!!
Poop knives and shoeboxes, just Reddit things
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Re: I found some mildew on my Fl*shlight yesterday.
Apr 28, 2022, 8:02 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I think the issue was when I went to Florida for a week and
Apr 28, 2022, 8:05 AM
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didn't use it.
The mildew was allowed to grow without a vigorous 3 minute scrub it received each day.
Up until then, it was mildew free.
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Rode semihard and put away wet? I think you've killed her.***
Apr 28, 2022, 8:07 AM
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Great! Does that make me a necrophiliac?
Apr 28, 2022, 8:09 AM
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and who said it was a "her".
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I've just never known a dude named Fleshica is all.***
Apr 28, 2022, 8:10 AM
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FleshicaBallCoachSC?***
Apr 28, 2022, 8:11 AM
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Next time your wife is doing dishes, hand it off to her and
Apr 28, 2022, 8:08 AM
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let her clean it.
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H, but if she says no, it is considered
Apr 28, 2022, 8:09 AM
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r8pe, even though the bible says she is your property.
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Take it to the health department
Apr 28, 2022, 8:18 AM
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they deal with STDs all the time
And how about washing your nasty dink every once in a while
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but the whole reason you have
Apr 28, 2022, 8:31 AM
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a fleshlight is for when you can't stick your dink in the dishwasher. Matter of fact, didn't the dishwasher actually BUY you the fleshlight?
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I must have missed that. My wife offered to buy a fleshlight
Apr 28, 2022, 8:32 AM
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one time.
I was like
...or... and hear me out....
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I was offended by the joke***
Apr 28, 2022, 8:58 AM
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The answer.....
Apr 28, 2022, 9:10 AM
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Gonna ask for a Mia Malkova fleshlight for Fathers Day***
Apr 28, 2022, 9:28 AM
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Which hole?
Apr 28, 2022, 9:40 AM
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That booty is TO DIE FOR
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She has one out that has both holes.
Apr 28, 2022, 10:08 AM
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Seems like a good deal.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Both holes on the same one?
Apr 28, 2022, 10:30 AM
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I don't think that's correct.
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Its 100% correct
Apr 28, 2022, 10:31 AM
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Im not going to link it from the work computer. See joungesnap tho.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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that thing only has 3.5" of usable stroke.
Apr 28, 2022, 10:42 AM
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I'm no OG Mudbone, but I have quite a bit more stroke than that.
Also, that's the "quick shot" model. I would avoid.
The best thing about the traditional fl*shlight is that the non-orificed end has a cap. You modulate the cap to create slop or suction. Big time suction. It's the greatest feature. I suppose you could put your thumb over the non-used hole on the quick-shot and create a similar suction, but it wouldn't be the same.
Also, this quick shot model would have you spunking external to the device - which may be good or bad. The traditional model catches the finished product in the cap, allowing for easy disposal.
Those are just my initial thoughts. Take them for what they're worth.
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IF I end up getting a replacement
Apr 28, 2022, 10:32 AM
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the next one will be a bootyhole I think. Hopefully it has a snugger fit.
I say replacement, because there is no way I will own two at the same time. That's a mental line in the sand I've drawn for myself.
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You are as good at pron stars as you are country music stars***
Apr 28, 2022, 10:09 AM
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Does Sarah know you are cheating on her???***
Apr 28, 2022, 9:39 AM
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Yes. She tolerates it.
Apr 28, 2022, 10:29 AM
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It somewhat reduces me trying to molest her nightly.
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My fave thread in a while.***
Apr 28, 2022, 10:21 AM
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