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Suggestions. Daughter-of's boyfriend coming over today
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Suggestions. Daughter-of's boyfriend coming over today

emoji_events [17]
May 11, 2022, 8:44 AM
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to ask permission to marry her. Besides a shotgun by the chair, What should I say or do? Serious replies are not really what I'm looking for here, but whatever you got. BTW, he's a great guy and a good match for her.

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Tell him you have to inspect his penor to ensure it is

emoji_events [8]
May 11, 2022, 8:47 AM
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sufficient for your daughter

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I think my FIL said....If you ever hurt her

emoji_events [6]
May 11, 2022, 8:51 AM
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YOU WILL DIE. Something like that.












He didn't say the die part, but he said something about not hurting her.

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My FIL: "You know that's a big decision right?"

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May 11, 2022, 8:54 AM
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Me: "The decision has been made with our without your approval"



































I didn't really say that

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something like that will be in my talking points.***

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May 11, 2022, 9:27 AM
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Interesting that you call him your father in law and not you


May 11, 2022, 6:32 PM
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your uncle.

I always wondered how that worked out.

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Just tell him NO

emoji_events [7]
May 11, 2022, 8:51 AM
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and walk out.

Apparently that is what my Grandfather said to my Dad. I'm not 100% sure he ever actually said YES. It may have just been a NO and never discussed again.

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Well I'm priming RyanJR to pop the Q to one of the Greenr

[4]
May 11, 2022, 6:39 PM
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kids - not really picky which one at this point - to unite two great Tigernet Families.

Full disclosure - Marrying off my daughter to the Warlord's boy was my first choice, but there's a 30-ish year age gap that society frowns on. (Thanks Obama)


If you tell him "no" and walk away, he's too dumb to be able to process that. Most likely, he will reply with "huh?" and look really confused.

He's strong as an ox, though... like a poor man's Gage Cervenka.

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I completely LOL'd at "poor man's Gage Cervenka"

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May 12, 2022, 7:57 AM
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Incredibly imagery, as if Thomas Kinkade could paint a sentence.

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“Well you strike me as more of a double D’s guy

emoji_events [6]
May 11, 2022, 9:00 AM
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But here we are. I’m just glad that we’ll get to double deez nuts once your in the family.”

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Definitely have your wang hanging out of your pants.

emoji_events [5]
May 11, 2022, 9:03 AM
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Maybe pull a mortgage type application template from somewhere online to have him fill out.

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He sounds like a real planner

emoji_events [6]
May 11, 2022, 9:04 AM
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"I'd like to get on your calendar next Wednesday at 2pm. Purpose of meeting is to ask for your blessing to marry your daughter. Powerpoint deck attached detailing my reasons why your approval would be logical."

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Re: He sounds like a real planner

[4]
May 11, 2022, 9:25 AM
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"I was wondering if you wouldn't have a window of time that I could come by and talk a little bit".

I suppose he could be coming to ask to borrow money, but I think I know the topic.

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What if he opens with

emoji_events [7]
May 11, 2022, 9:30 AM
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"Have you ever had a condom bust?

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Tell him that you are very impressed but

emoji_events [12]
May 11, 2022, 9:05 AM
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You have several more interviews so it might be the end of next week before you can give him an answer.

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Tell him you need to drink about it for awhile and then take

emoji_events [5]
May 11, 2022, 9:09 AM
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him out & get him Duval-crawl drunk and get truth outta him. And then have a seggs with him and make him tell your daughter what his favorite parts of the day and night were with you.

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Cot dangit Jounge really???

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May 11, 2022, 9:09 AM
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I am the first one hear asking for pigs of daughter?????


Well....PIGS??????????????????????

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Am I the only one here who follows every lunger's

[4]
May 11, 2022, 11:45 AM
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daughter on FB and insta?



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So you can post the pigs then?***

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May 11, 2022, 11:56 AM
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Dang, guys still do that? Sounds like a nice guy:

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May 11, 2022, 9:12 AM
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bank statements, W2 for last four years

emoji_events [7]
May 11, 2022, 9:12 AM
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and get a couple of good head shot pics for the police in case he's a dud.

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He should have all that together anyway

emoji_events [5]
May 11, 2022, 9:27 AM
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He'll have to give it to her lawyer in a few years

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Just go with this classic response

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May 11, 2022, 9:33 AM
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Be really friendly, listen earnestly and then start in

emoji_events [9]
May 11, 2022, 9:35 AM
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on how he'd be a great fit for your daughter. Tell him you and your wife like him as well. Then tell him you will get back in touch with him in a week because you have promised interviews to two more candidates, but that you and your wife definitely think he's got the lead for now and you're SURE these other two interviews are just a formality.

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I had a dad kinda tell me that once

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May 11, 2022, 9:39 AM
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different phrasing, but similar meaning.

I learned how much diamond rings depreciate with that lesson.

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Start the negotiation asking for 2 cows, a goat and a ladder

emoji_events [10]
May 11, 2022, 9:37 AM
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Preferably one of those fancy Little Giant's and make sure they include the leg extensions for uneven ground.

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May 11, 2022, 10:22 AM
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floors, a cow, and two acres of sidehill with good strong boulders.

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You need to review his last three tax filings

emoji_events [7]
May 11, 2022, 9:42 AM
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a clean bill of health from a doctor, two pints of his blood and a NDA drafted up by a good lawyer, I think conservativealexor spooneye® could help with.

Also, tell him you're not afraid to go back to prison

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Tell him you want five goats, two rams,...

emoji_events [7]
May 11, 2022, 9:47 AM
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three ewes and 100 shekels of gold. Tell him that you are doing him a great service by telling him the winning bid.

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You're gonna want to talk to McLovin STAT.

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May 11, 2022, 9:59 AM
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He knows all about proposals and million dollar errors.

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Re: Suggestions. Daughter-of's boyfriend coming over today

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May 11, 2022, 10:15 AM
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This is always a nice icebreaker



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ask if he's already sexted her***

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May 11, 2022, 11:11 AM
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Tell him if he gets her to elope then you'll give him half

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May 11, 2022, 11:13 AM
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the money you were gonna have to spend on the wedding in an account with just his name on it.

Profit.

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For me....

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May 11, 2022, 11:14 AM
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my father-n-law gave us 100% of what he was gonna spend on the wedding.

Profit.

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I think I can negotiate better than your father-in-law.***

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May 11, 2022, 12:04 PM
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Used to tell my clients this is the only way to do it

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May 11, 2022, 4:56 PM
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set up a checking account for daughter - put in funds. No more funds and whatever you do not spend is yours. Limits the $5,000 wedding cakes, etc. Just gotta be firm about it.

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Re: Used to tell my clients this is the only way to do it

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May 11, 2022, 9:47 PM
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Father G® said:

set up a checking account for daughter - put in funds. No more funds and whatever you do not spend is yours. Limits the $5,000 wedding cakes, etc. Just gotta be firm about it.



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Honest answer

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May 11, 2022, 11:58 AM
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I took my FIL out for beers to ask his permission. IT was very clear what I was doing and what my intentions were.

I gave him my best spiel I could and he said no, thinking it would be funny and a great laugh for him. I was nervous as hell the entire time, and this was really demoralizing to me. He took a moment that was about his daughter and myself and made it about him. This, along with a few other monumental life experiences of mine have been tainted by his selfishness.

Just don't be that guy.

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May 11, 2022, 12:00 PM
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Did you take his daughter with you ? If no - it was a

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May 11, 2022, 1:35 PM
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moment between the two of you, hoisting grog and being guys. Just between the two of you.

He was responding to a snot-nosed, sperm-filled kid that was asking him if it was OK to punish and wallow all over his little girl - leading with his penor - like a tractor ripping up the land in the pristine Swiss Alps countryside.


Even if this was his 5th daughter to get hitched - every one has to be a pretty tough deal for Dad.


If anything, he should be BOOOOOO'd because his response is probably what 80% of the Dad's say at first - lacks creativity, and careful crafting of a response that would REALLY get you knotted up.

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Sorry I’m so late with the correct answer.

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May 11, 2022, 1:53 PM
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If you really approve, just say…

“Okay. But your taking one of my favorite people in the world away from me. So leave me now. And come back with something you think could make me as happy as my daughter will make you. Or at least something that will make me forget that she is gone. Go now son! Bourbon! We will both need it if this marriage will ever work out.”

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All I can say is don't cry.

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May 11, 2022, 6:40 PM
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My FIL did that, and I've never respected him since.

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I would tell him

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May 11, 2022, 6:49 PM
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If you make my daughter cry, I will make you cry.

That is a serious answer.

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