to ask permission to marry her. It's clearly a formality, as I've been sticking it to her since the night we met. I didn't even know her name until the next morning. She knew mine because it's sewed on my Jiffy Lube uniform. I'm not even worried about what this old boomer says... what's he gonna do? Brandish a shotgun? Wouldn't be the first time someone's pointed a gun at ol' Ryan. I've met this cat a few times before and really have him snowed into thinking I'm a good guy. Should I lead with the onlyfans site we started together.. ya know... to show that I have a good business sense? Or maybe I should tell him that if we're married, she can't testify against me. That would show my legal prowess. Anyways, I'm just looking for some advice. I've done this 5 times before, but it's been a few decades.
The type of girls that I usually date don’t have good relationships with their dads. I also don’t think I’ll ever get married. I came close two years ago and don’t think I’ll ever go down that road again.