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What this world needs is a d#mn good war movie
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What this world needs is a d#mn good war movie


May 13, 2022, 1:18 AM

And thanks to Trump's pal Putin killing non-combatants in Ukraine, I figure we're gonna get one.

Picture it with me if you will:

Outskirts of Kyiv a'smolder
Inskirts of Kharkiv a'flame
Rape and pillage and tortue
Of people with similar names

A sinister villain, Beazelkov
Leading quite sinister troops
Bombing and raiding and looting
Despite intermingled deep roots

But lo! On western horizon!
There stands there one brave hearted man
Played by Will Smith or Chris Rock
Or some other guy deeply tanned

Though Nazi's still lurk deep in shadows
From World War Two until now
He drives them all to perdition
All the way back to Moscow

Then striding atop a burnt Slavish tank
He raises a rifle, rallying ranks
'We are salvation, Russians the curse!
Hang them! Fry them! Castrate or worse!'

And back in the US, the movie sells hot
For since 'Saving Private Ryan', it's best that we've got
And thanks to the hero's diverse-versity
We find out how strong diverness can be

And you in your undies and Ma in her bra
Shut off Netflix and start drifting off
Dreaming of justice, meted out right
By a guy named Beazelkov, who ain't even white.

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Re: What this world needs is a d#mn good war movie


May 13, 2022, 1:32 AM

Crap. Scrooded the pooch on that last line. Bealeskov was the bad guy, not the hero.

Oh well. Nice rhythm, nonetheless.

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Hollywood exec here…


May 13, 2022, 7:46 AM

Nice treatment, but some notes. One, Idris Elba is your lead…two can you work in a car chase sequence. That really sells. And we need to uncover a way to make a branch of the US government at least a secondary antagonist. Maybe Brendan Gleason as a rogue department head from the CIA.

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This seems like a great chance to get the talents of


May 13, 2022, 8:02 AM

none other than Mr. Bobcat Goldthwaite back on America's radar as the best friend, and I'd also suggest an original soundtrack penned by the Bee Gees so that you are guaranteed a solid gold winner here.

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Sounds like The Suicide Squad


May 13, 2022, 8:23 AM [ in reply to Hollywood exec here… ]

Great fun movie. Should check it out

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Re: Really? Just ask Tom Cruise to deliver……though


May 13, 2022, 8:32 AM

Totally ghey.
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Is there a scene where Joe Biden stands toe to toe with Puti


May 13, 2022, 10:54 AM

n ?

I'm still waiting to see that scene.

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Re: What this world needs is a d#mn good war movie


May 13, 2022, 11:02 AM



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