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So my neighbor comes out today.

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May 19, 2022, 2:28 PM
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His wife is a total Karen and she has been giving me the death look all week while I’ve been doing yard work. He is always gone most the week for work.

He tells me that I’ve been doing “ridiculous yard work w a chainsaw” and it’s been “very loud while his wife was home”.

I will say all the yard work has been done between 12pm and 5pm so not like it’s early or late.

Then he says he is having a graduation party for his daughter Saturday and he doesn’t want anyone here doing anything, painting, floors, yard, etc… I told him there will def be painters here and prob the landscaping guy to do mulch and trim and I can’t cancel these apps now. Needless to say he is pissed and I was more than nice to him about it all. But it’s my property and home and he is telling me on a Thursday to cancel my apps w people on Saturday ??

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Once again, I'm here to help!

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May 19, 2022, 2:31 PM
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Because helping is what I do.

Your problem is neighbors. Don't have neighbors.


You're welcome.

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JFB, in case you didn't read between the lines,

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May 19, 2022, 2:32 PM
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RH is offering to kill your neighbors.

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hey, jimmy.


I can squeeze him in next week.

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May 19, 2022, 2:37 PM
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I really wanted to get my motorcycle enthusiast pals from Gastonia involved because I owe them a favor, but they left just this morning for Bike Week at the Grand Strand.

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Well I wouldn’t expect anything less from a Warlord.***

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May 19, 2022, 2:49 PM
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So...lunge party at your place on Saturday?***

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May 19, 2022, 2:31 PM
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hey, jimmy.


I'll provide the music.

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May 19, 2022, 2:33 PM
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I just wrote a rock opera that is performed entirely on the vevuzela. It's roughly 3.5 hours long with a 15-minute intermission.


ROCK ON, RH TIG. ROCK ON INDEED.

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I would defintely spread some turkey litter on the lawn

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May 19, 2022, 2:31 PM
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tomorrow to really get it looking nice and green for their party.

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Where does one get turkey litter?***

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May 19, 2022, 2:57 PM
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Form the Cloaca***

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May 19, 2022, 3:21 PM
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Re: Form the Cloaca***

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May 19, 2022, 3:24 PM
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Y’all folks livin in nice neighborhoods sure got some trashy neighbors.

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May 19, 2022, 2:33 PM
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My neighbors would only say anything to me if they liked the work that was being done. Then they’d ask for the contractors number. Make sure to give the graduate a decent gift. It’s not their fault their parents are turds.

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That was a great idea.

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May 19, 2022, 4:48 PM
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I went and gave her a check for $50 for graduation. And she is going to Clemson. Watched her grow up the last 11 years and she was always so nice to my twins when they were little and playing outside.

Prob will help the parents chill a little as well. Fight hate w good deeds.

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If you aren't hiring...

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May 19, 2022, 2:34 PM
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A local, absolute dog #### metal band to play during that party, you need to adjust your strategy. Probably won't cost much, either.

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I was going to give a good recomendation, but the band's

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May 19, 2022, 2:46 PM
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bassist is headed to bike week with his buddies this week.

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Foist of all, don't you have like a job you have to do

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May 19, 2022, 2:37 PM
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Seem to have a lot of free time for yard work.

B) I have a neighbor like this who spends 3-5 days a week cutting his grass one strip at a time and running his blower non-stop. It is annoying. Specially since we have young kids who take naps right after lunch, which is when he starts up.

And Tree (and most importantly)) who calls appointments Apps. I feel you deserve some sort of punishment for this alone.

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I do have a job.

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May 19, 2022, 2:50 PM
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I work from about 7am to 12pm and then I answer calls and e-mails after. So yes I have the time.

It’s called an MBA from CLEMSON… try it. ??

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Handle it this way

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May 19, 2022, 2:39 PM
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Tell him you she thought it was loud. Some dude you’ve never seen before came from over there to complain. Might have seen him a couple of weeks ago, but it was definitely a different car.

If he’s bringing hate, sow the seeds of hate within his household.

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perhaps some CL adds advertising free crap and some sort of

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May 19, 2022, 2:50 PM
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"bring a trailer" type listing. free firewood, free scrap metal, free dirtbike parts, whatever. Really get the dregs of society out there and in full force. or advertise a yard sale on C/L. Create some traffic issues during the party.


OR OR OR.... advertise a real-estate open house at the same time as the part for his address.

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I think they just got used to no one being here for 6 months.

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May 19, 2022, 2:52 PM
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And now bc I want to sell quick before market might go down there are people here every day and work being done and possibly it’s all the Hispanics here and they are racist and scared.

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Tell the painters to play their music loud,

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May 19, 2022, 4:48 PM
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I live in a neighborhood still under construction, Hispanic painters love their music.

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I had a neighbor complaining on the neighborhood Buddybook

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May 19, 2022, 3:25 PM
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page that someone was mowing their lawn mid-afternoon on Easter. She deleted the post within a few hours based upon the brutal abuse in the replies.

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Sounds like time to rent a wood chipper

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May 19, 2022, 3:25 PM
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https://youtu.be/cBt4zGqsEJE

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I feel like my answer is somewhat redundant, but just now

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May 19, 2022, 7:22 PM
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catching up on the Lunge...

Led Zeppelin II.
Volume = whatever blows the woofers.
Sit on the porch and wave when they look your way, spilling your drink, happy as a pig in chit.

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