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So I'm diamond shopping.....

emoji_events [7]
May 27, 2021, 11:56 AM

But after reading below about having to put out a jar and pay for sex from your wife after you get married....I'm having second thoughts.



Also, other than shoving the ring up my bungwhole, any suggestions on how to get it to Punta Cana without getting murdered?

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Sure

emoji_events [8]
May 27, 2021, 11:58 AM

put it around your dink.

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Tie it to my pubes.***

[3]
May 27, 2021, 12:00 PM



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It'll just slide off unless this chick (or dude) has the

[3]
May 27, 2021, 12:44 PM

world's tiniest fingers.

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Mawwiage, lol. Good luck.***

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May 27, 2021, 12:12 PM



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Tough times create strong men.
Strong men create easy times.
Easy times create weak men.
Weak men create tough times.


Don't fly thru Santiago

[3]
May 27, 2021, 12:14 PM

Unless you're picking up cigars!

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There is a place in Raleigh, NC

[3]
May 27, 2021, 12:15 PM

It’s downtown and called Reliable Jewelry and Pawn. The owner is a super old Jewish man. He will take you to the back of the shop to his office. He will open up a safe and will roll out a slew of diamonds to choose from and at a great price.

This is true, but not sure if the man is still alive.

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I just got my wife a tungsten band

emoji_events [31]
May 27, 2021, 12:17 PM

She's going to wear that until her momma gives us her ring through the will.

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I am almost crying.

emoji_events [15]
May 27, 2021, 12:18 PM

This is why I am here.

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I am disappointed my iteration didn't make it to scokdom***

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May 27, 2021, 12:20 PM



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Don't make it about you, Tickle_It.***

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May 27, 2021, 12:33 PM



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EVERTHINGS ABOUT ME***

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May 27, 2021, 12:35 PM



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA***

emoji_events [7]
May 27, 2021, 12:31 PM



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Need to know about our new friend's favorite IPA

emoji_events [9]
May 27, 2021, 12:38 PM

MauldinT®

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Anything in the fridge at my friends/familys house***

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May 27, 2021, 12:55 PM



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wrong scok man

emoji_events [7]
May 27, 2021, 12:58 PM



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It's not me. I was just making a funny.

[2]
May 27, 2021, 1:12 PM

or is it really me.



but it's not.


maybe it's 7spots?

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Re: Anything in the fridge at my friends/familys house***

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May 27, 2021, 1:07 PM



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Lunge Gold

emoji_events [7]
May 27, 2021, 1:10 PM

.


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yeah, tell your future wife to put it on her finger

[4]
May 27, 2021, 12:25 PM

wear it on the plane, etc.

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She thinks I'm proposing in December.

[3]
May 27, 2021, 12:37 PM

Surprise!

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good luck

[2]
May 27, 2021, 12:59 PM

hopefully the trip back ain't awkward.

I was gonna propose on our trip to italy / greece. but said eff it and proposed the night before we left. didn't wanna be worried about it the whole time.

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Swallow it.

emoji_events [5]
May 27, 2021, 12:46 PM

Then make her lie under glass coffee table in the motel room and poop it out.

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Dood, they're in love, and going to get married

[2]
May 27, 2021, 12:49 PM

He needs to lay that one down between her tids.

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Yup, bring a tarp with you for easy clean up. Something

[3]
May 27, 2021, 12:50 PM

as special as an engagement should mean "shid to skin contact"

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Call me old fashioned, but until the I DO's are said,

[3]
May 27, 2021, 12:56 PM

I think there shouldn't be fecal/skin contact. At least wrap her face in plastic wrap first.

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Get with the times Grandpa!***

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May 27, 2021, 12:57 PM



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Prude***

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May 27, 2021, 1:02 PM



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Re: Prunes

[2]
May 27, 2021, 1:13 PM

that's what you should eat along with that ring. You want to pass it before the vacation is over.


If prunes aren't available, just drink some water out of a spigot.

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What I’d suggest is

emoji_events [12]
May 27, 2021, 12:54 PM

refusing BJs and grumpily rolling over when offered and giving your wife the silent treatment because she wasn’t considerate of your feelings.

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Re: So I'm diamond shopping.....

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May 27, 2021, 3:05 PM

Don't get married.

Also, if your GF goes to a wedding don't let her eat any of the cake.

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