So I shat my pants earlier

..I don't think it's any secret, that when ol' stubborn is severely hungover he loses control of his bowels.

Well, earlier, I tried to slip a fart and it wasn't a fart. It was little plug of watery stool about the size of a large ice cube. It was a stinky little hunk of chili. Anyway, I ripped my shorts and drawers off, threw them in the laundry room and cleaned myself up.

I let the dogs out earlier and left the back sliding glass door open and I noticed they got real quiet. I went to the living room and noticed that my poopy shorts and boxer-briefs, were in the dogs' kennel, both having been licked clean.

I thought about putting the shorts back on. The dogs licked all the smell out. This is a true story, and I can provide pictures.

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Reminds me of Clemson orientation

Mar 15, 2021, 7:34 PM

When I sharted myself big time over by Tillman with my small group. I farted, then thought “oh ####” and then gave myself a small pep talk “hey big guy, it just felt wet and warm but it’s probably fine.”

Turns out, it wasnt fine and I had messed through my shorts. I told my high school friends in the group that I sharted myself and had to go back to the high rises to neutralize the situation.

I showed them my mess and they laughed so hard at me, I remember one of them laughing on the sidewalk. It made a huge scene in our orientation group. Luckily Clemson gave us drawstring bags to carry around during orientation, so I let it hang over my anus and walked across campus doing my best to keep my goo from running down my legs.

I got back to the Byrnes and showered in my clothes, then I went into the room and told my rando roommate for the night that my friends pushed me in the reflection pond.

That night we had a mixer type event in the student union and my friends taped a sign on my back that said “I shat myself today.” I didn’t find it until I got back to my room.

It was after I found that sign on my back that I knew Clemson was the place for me and that I had surrounded myself with hilarious friends.

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I bet you let your dogs lick your face too

I do.

Re: So I shat my pants earlier

Let's see the pictures

don't lump me in this bucket

Re: So I shat my pants earlier

Yeah, well hoo are you to judge

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PAYING? I ain't seen no tiddy pigs posted in hear by U

At least Crulez posted his B-Cups

What a puss

Thass what happens when you get old like me

Uh, I think I'm older than you

Well let's fight about it then, queer***

Fine, I'll get the bowling pin

Your mom. Then we can

I think we are brothers.

Uh, yeah. I think that's as safe a bet

Dogs usually can't pass up a second harvest, like Rafi...

Crass shat his last week at the ACC Turnuhmunt. Awful***

Weird.

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TEE EMM EYE.***

Reminds me of Clemson orientation

Nice story and whalecum to the Jounge

^^^this***

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