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Orange Blooded [3184]
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So, Day 2 of the bachelor life
Mar 13, 2018, 8:29 AM
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I moved out of my gal's place. She doesn't hate me, but has exhibited some signs of the cray.
I guess that engagement ring money will be good for posting a down payment on my own house. That will be fun.
There is a gun case sitting up in my front seat in the parking garage at work since I'm still moving my shid. I hope I don't get called in and accused of wanting to shoot up the place. They're just for hunting animals, not people.
I have a large jar of change and a Clemson football signed by DW4, Mike Williams, Renfrow and Cain in my backseat. My 1-year old iMac is in there. Several Buckknives and a filebox with my credit cards, social security card, birth certificate. If my car is broken into, I'm fugged.
I still have to pick up my Mr.
For the time being, I'm staying in my brother's guest room and living out of bags since old my old furniture has been moved, sold and/or is being used. I have a lot of cash and income, but don't own anything except my Honda. That's what you get when you consume booze and drugs at this rate.
I drank a beer for breakfast this morning. And it wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert. This is a fun new chapter.
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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"I still have to pick up my Mr."
Mar 13, 2018, 8:31 AM
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what do this mean?
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All-In [29076]
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Just like it sounds
Mar 13, 2018, 8:33 AM
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His Mr is his Thai lady boy that he has closeted at his ex's place. He couldn't leave the Mr. in the car while he was at work all day so he'll be going back for him later.
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this is what I got from it, too***
Mar 13, 2018, 8:43 AM
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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oh, i thought she had gone all loranna bobbit on him***
Mar 13, 2018, 9:17 AM
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Orange Blooded [3184]
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Re: "I still have to pick up my Mr."
Mar 13, 2018, 8:34 AM
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Oops, my Mr. Kamado that I jsut got for Christmas. I don't know if she'll let me have it or not.
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I liked that Thai Ladyboy story better***
Mar 13, 2018, 8:35 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Heisman Winner [105478]
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Not sure if SRS, but if you are, good luck***
Mar 13, 2018, 8:32 AM
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All-In [35541]
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Im 75% sure this is a copypasta from reddit
Mar 13, 2018, 9:12 AM
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and Im 25% sure Im wrong
75+25=100 Math checks out
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Orange Blooded [3184]
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GOOGLE IT, THEN
Mar 13, 2018, 9:13 AM
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THIS IS A REAL STORY
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All-In [35541]
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I don't have time, I'll stick to assumption***
Mar 13, 2018, 9:17 AM
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Heisman Winner [135504]
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FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND RIGHTEOUS, TOTE1...
Mar 13, 2018, 9:22 AM
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT EXTRA HOUR OF TIME THAT THE GOVERNMENT JUST TACKED ON TO THE END OF EVERY DAY?!!?!?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Oculus Spirit [80999]
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There's always moving back into a tent***
Mar 13, 2018, 8:33 AM
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All-In [29076]
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I think we've all missed TentDweller***
Mar 13, 2018, 8:35 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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Re: I think we've all missed TentDweller***
Mar 13, 2018, 9:17 AM
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RIP TentDweller
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Please provide address of parking garage
Mar 13, 2018, 8:36 AM
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for no reason. No reason at all.
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Heisman Winner [135504]
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As the Jounge's premier anonymous internet relationship
Mar 13, 2018, 9:21 AM
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counseling expert, I suggest that you immediately go to a concert (preferably a Hayes Carll show, but any will do), get lubricated, and text video clips of the show back to your ex, since she hated live music. This will make you feel much better about the situation.
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Orange Blooded [3184]
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Re: As the Jounge's premier anonymous internet relationship
Mar 13, 2018, 9:23 AM
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he coming back anytime soon? I wanna hit up a Turnpike Troubadours show as well.
Looking forward to getting back in that scene.
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Heisman Winner [135504]
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Knoxville in April is as close as he gets, but that's not a
Mar 13, 2018, 9:30 AM
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bad ride. Actually a lot of good stuff in the line up here:
http://www.rhythmnbloomsfest.com/2018-lineup/
The closest Turnpike Troubadours will be is in Pelham, TN at the Bluegrass Underground Caverns in May.
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Orange Blooded [3148]
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Re: Knoxville in April is as close as he gets, but that's not a
Mar 13, 2018, 12:55 PM
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Turnpike Troubadours are playing Red Rocks with Randy Rogers Band in June. If I can find a cheap plane ticket to Denver I'm going.
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Legend [19919]
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It must be nice to have a brother who will let you
Mar 13, 2018, 10:57 AM
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pitch a tent whenever you need it...and a job now that provides enough money to buy good beer. Just be careful in those gas station alleys.
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Legend [17337]
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This brother that you are staying with...
Mar 13, 2018, 12:45 PM
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is it the one who is le ghey?
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Orange Blooded [3184]
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Re: This brother that you are staying with...
Mar 13, 2018, 12:51 PM
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Yeah, but his butt buddy is locked up and he's gone 2 out of 3 days so I got the house to myself.
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Legend [17337]
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Gotcha...was going ask if you have any other...
Mar 13, 2018, 12:57 PM
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“Roommates” who you get to enjoy listening to at night.
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Orange Blooded [3184]
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No, and if I did, I'm on the opposite end of the house
Mar 13, 2018, 2:07 PM
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so thank Mothra for that
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