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All-In [46825]
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So based on a story I was told last night, GITT
Jan 6, 2022, 7:35 AM
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and tell us: Does your significant other,
A. Encourages you to watch pron/watches it with you.
B. Knows you watch it but doesn't say anything to you about it/acts like you don't.
or C. Forbids you to watch it and gets mad when you do.
This is also based on the comment from my wife who was listening to the snap of "his wife doesn't let him watch pron"
To which my reply was "you let me?"
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All-In [32653]
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This feels like a trap. Is this a trap ?
Jan 6, 2022, 7:40 AM
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Not a part of anything we do or talk about or nuthin’ ……
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Just waiting on Tiggity to chime in***
Jan 6, 2022, 7:40 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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You already know it's B
Jan 6, 2022, 7:50 AM
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Think this is a retroll.
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A
Jan 6, 2022, 7:42 AM
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Probably because it keeps me from bugging her constantly. I’d have difficulty tolerating a woman bringing that kind of puritanical mindset to my life. Probably a missionary/lights off/ only for reproductive purposes sexy life
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Heisman Winner [119708]
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D. We’ve never needed pron….***
Jan 6, 2022, 7:59 AM
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doesn't count
Jan 6, 2022, 8:00 AM
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you grew up in the time of pin ups. Pin ups aren't pron shawshank
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Heisman Winner [135907]
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For a history teacher you don't know much history
Jan 6, 2022, 8:37 AM
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Super 8mm stag films were an art form that is in no way matched by today's shallow rapid gratification prawn
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I will give you that. Pron these days is ridiculous***
Jan 6, 2022, 8:38 AM
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pointe for shawshank
Jan 6, 2022, 9:16 AM
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great reference, great use....10/10, wood reed again
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Have never needed it.....
Jan 6, 2022, 10:50 AM
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Youre tryin too hard....
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Jan 6, 2022, 8:53 AM
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eeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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imma go wit
Jan 6, 2022, 9:19 AM
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B.5
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this is reality
Jan 6, 2022, 9:26 AM
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like she knows, she doesn't like it, but she doesn't want to express that she doesn't like it, so she acts like doesn't know, which then allows you to infer she doesn't care
I'd like for it to be A b/c that'd be kind of cool. but then she'd see the pron stars with their massive schlongs and ask me what happened.
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I've watched it with my wife before. Of course it was the
Jan 6, 2022, 9:47 AM
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PG (for pron) rated version of what I actually watch.
Can't scare her off or I'd be homeless
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LOOONG ago...like late 2001 / early 2002 when we first got a
Jan 6, 2022, 9:53 AM
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place together...i had one of the cable de-scrambling boxes.
SheGUAR was all like "let's try watching pr0n"
So we did.
4 seconds in, she was like "OMG they actually SHOW it? GROCE"
that was the end of that experiment.
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Sheguar would not survive my browser history***
Jan 6, 2022, 9:57 AM
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We used to get drunk in D-Square and SOMEONE would put
Jan 6, 2022, 9:58 AM
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on a pornographic video. My wife and some of her friends would watch and laugh with everyone. But those were the DVDs that you bought at Adult shops. I really wish I could remember the name of that one we had, it was hilarious and hot at the same time.
I'm here to fix deine cable.
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When I was a junior at Clemson, I got separated from
Jan 6, 2022, 10:15 AM
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my friends downtown. I randomly ran into a few dudes I knew from HS and was drinking with them.
I followed them back to their dorm room. I believe it was one of the Shoeboxes. Their walls in their dorm were covered in hardcore posters... one I remember was Brianna loves Jenna (IYKYK). We all three sat down on their futon. I expected to play some Halo... no. They straight up put on a hardcore movie. Two male roommates and me, an acquaintance from high school. Sitting three deep on a futon, watching hardcore pron. I noped the F out of there immediately...
right after I nutted.
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Lot o points [155907]
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I'm guessing you were on the right or left
Jan 6, 2022, 10:53 AM
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Takes a lot of coordination to be the two-hand middle man and with you being new to it and all, they probably gave you a break.
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I don't remember the exact positioning. All I remember is
Jan 6, 2022, 1:28 PM
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hoping I never came across those dudes again.
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They probably avoided you anyways since you came
Jan 6, 2022, 1:30 PM
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across them and not on them
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Still finished, and he probably didn't have to
Jan 6, 2022, 1:31 PM
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eat the biscuit
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A***
Jan 6, 2022, 9:52 AM
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I firmly believe Red isn't actually your wife
Jan 6, 2022, 9:53 AM
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No way you pulled that
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The watching it is very few and far between
Jan 6, 2022, 9:59 AM
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But shes chill with me watching it in bed if Im in the mood and she isn't. Only times thing get really blurry is when we are forking and shes all, "this isn't a pron" when I ask her to put a finger up my toosh.
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Right beside her?
Jan 6, 2022, 10:07 AM
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Yeah, she doesn't care a bit
Jan 6, 2022, 10:29 AM
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I'll take it.
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Ive said some weird things when having intercourse
Jan 6, 2022, 11:26 AM
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But never that. I do enjoy getting called daddy, but thats the extent with the family stuff.
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ahhhh, so she calls you "daddy". So THAT'S
Jan 6, 2022, 11:28 AM
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your claim to being on the beach house title.
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Legally binding.***
Jan 6, 2022, 11:29 AM
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Now that you have a kid, it doesn't feel like she's roll
Jan 6, 2022, 1:30 PM
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playing as your daughter by calling you daddy?
Bet you never thought of that before.
Bet you'll think of that (and me) every time she calls you daddy for the foreseeable future.
You're Welcome.
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Yep. Wife of can't call me Daddy. Too creepy***
Jan 6, 2022, 1:30 PM
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That is creepy even without kids.***
Jan 6, 2022, 1:32 PM
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B.
Jan 6, 2022, 10:12 AM
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I just wait around until she falls asleep, or before she gets home from work and crank it down. It doesn't get discussed until I do something dumb like fall asleep while r/c_msl_ts is left open on my phone and it just so happens to be past midnight on the day before our wedding anniversary, so she finds it ON our anniversary... hypothetically of course. Still greased my weasel last night. She just chooses to tease me about it.
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I have a joke but I can't figure out a way to say it
Jan 6, 2022, 10:15 AM
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without coming off (lulz) as a total creep.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Maybe just keep it to yourself.
Jan 6, 2022, 10:16 AM
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Just a thought.
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My wife caught me on the couch a few weeks ago after
Jan 6, 2022, 10:16 AM
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everybody had gone to bed.
she wanted to know what I was watching, like link and everything.
I didn't want to scar her so I did what makes any marriage a good marriage. I lied
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Protip: Anonymous browsing on reddit app will automatically
Jan 6, 2022, 11:10 AM
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close itself and clear history after a couple hours.
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